What a waste of skin. :shake:

I think this is a felony. Still, if it weren't for dipnuts bragging about his marvelous crime, the judge might consider return of the property, a fine, and some community service.

FAX

Would be a better idea to get the local police station phone number as I doubt he said the real place he stole it from... The police would have a report on a laptop being stolen and could also look into a database that day for a incident anywhere else around the city... Then if they find out its true they can use his IP address to identify him and then use this page as a confession...

Thats horrible. :shake:

I think your lying. Post close ups of the serial number to prove it.

I call BS.

Maybe a mod will give this guy a global ban a la RedRum of days gone by.

Find a phone number and I'll make the call. The cafe's number above just rings and rings.

I still want to know the specs.

don't i know it.

it makes a sound locking and unlocking, but the unexpected sound of unlocking makes my ballz tingle (and my assh0le clinch)

I don't buy it. You'd have to be stupid on a whole new level to announce something like this on a message board.

Would need a mod to give me his location so I can narrow down the search.. There are probably hundreds of stations throughout the city there...

If I was going to do it I'd use a new username and leech on someone's wifi.

John Matrix posted a picture of himself holding a giant bag of dog s**t.

Yes this guy is stupid your a crook and need to be arrested and placed in dark cell with a big dude name z smooth that want to ride you like seattle slew.

True, but you can't go to jail for being a dumbass. Of course, I can't say that he would be stupid for admitting to a felony on here - smoking weed is a felony in many locations and there are plenty on here who freely admit to that.