Hehe... this new Maddox is sure to generate some hate mail
 

ROFL

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....=manly_suicide

Yeah, i think he wrote that one just for mothers against Maddox.

This will NEVER not be funny...

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=irule2

I wonder what he is like in person. Is he making money off this site?

I don't know whether this has been posted before, but it's pretty funny.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm

That reminds me of when I was five and my best friend would always ask me stuff like "What if I was Spiderman and I just climbed up the wall right now?"
And I would say something like "yeah, but you're not"

The real ultimate power guy has a book out.

Some funny Maddox quotes:

"Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil" ROFL

"Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit." ROFL :LOL:

"spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats." ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

ROFL that is great. only maddox.

I've never understood suicide.

I mean, I can completely relate to full-on flipping the fug out and wasting every gene-joke who ever took 26 items into the express lane. Or that fug-tard neighbor who only steals you KC Star paper (which you don't NEED because you can read it on the net, you only order because you want the cool sports page layout after a win) on mondays. I get it.

I know how to hide the bodies.

But kill MYSELF? HTF are you supposed to get drunk or laid if you're dead? Who's going to torture your parents?

Some people's lives suck so bad they just off themselves.

Darwin had a theory about that...

I'm betting stupid people that kill themselves don't CHOOSE to do so, though.

Nope. The aliens make them...

Hey! That was in my fortune cookie once! Were you reading over my shoulder?

You ****ed up by not cashing in on the tinfoil helmet. Your loss... :shake: