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Dante84 03-21-2011 02:04 PM

The KC Tease: The LFL's newest team
 
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LFL - The Lingerie Football League

www.KCTease.com

We're getting a new team in town, and hopefully they're going to be hot. I guess they are looking for 250 ladies to try out. Exhibition game will start in June. Preliminary team logo attached.

The wheels just started turning for this... more info to come as it develops. I'll keep you all posted as I hear things.

League website: http://www.lflus.com/index.html

Promo clip from August:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LaNl460ykv4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

'09 South Florida Tryouts:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/teL3KaN_NNU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Direckshun 03-21-2011 02:06 PM

This is seriously the stupidest idea in humanity.

Dante84 03-21-2011 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7506730)
This is seriously the stupidest idea in humanity.

I agree.

Boobs are neat, however.

rambleonthruthefog 03-21-2011 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7506730)
This is seriously the stupidest idea in humanity.

anything involving woman running around in lingerie cannot be that stupid. unless your gay, of course. are you gay?

Bwana 03-21-2011 02:13 PM

Heh

tease indeed.....

http://img.hobowars.com/fn_photos/l_...AIoyHwE(2).gif

The Franchise 03-21-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 7506728)
'09 South Florida Tryouts:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/teL3KaN_NNU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I want the job at starting at :41. LMAO

-King- 03-21-2011 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rambleonthruthefog (Post 7506743)
anything involving woman running around in lingerie cannot be that stupid. unless your gay, of course. are you gay?

No seriously, the LFL is lame as hell.

-King- 03-21-2011 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7506751)
I want the job at starting at :41. LMAO

ROFLROFL @ the ones who fell. I would be laughing my ass off if I was that dude.

KurtCobain 03-21-2011 02:24 PM

So do these women consider themselves real football players?

Dante84 03-21-2011 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 7506775)
So do these women consider themselves real football players with daddy issues?

FYP, and the answer is yes, i think they do! LMAO

Sofa King 03-21-2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 7506751)
I want the job at starting at :41. LMAO

LMAO

Deberg_1990 03-21-2011 02:56 PM

Whats wrong with the KC Tribe?...your 2009 World Champions

http://kctribe.com/

Dante84 03-21-2011 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 7506845)
Whats wrong with the KC Tribe?...your 2009 World Champions

http://kctribe.com/

You watch those games, and I'll watch these, and we will see who had a better time.

Valiant 03-21-2011 03:09 PM

Need to changethe name to KC Strip. Fit in better with the league and KC. Now if Marty were still coaching I would call the team the Tease, just cause that ****er could never find the promise land.

LiveSteam 03-21-2011 03:09 PM

you were wide open.

Sassy Squatch 03-21-2011 03:13 PM

Can I be equipment manager?

chasedude 03-21-2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 7506865)
Need to change the name to KC Strip. Fit in better with the league and KC. Now if Marty were still coaching I would call the team the Tease, just cause that ****er could never find the promise land.

:LOL: Much better name, I agree.

Alton deFlat 03-21-2011 03:16 PM

On a related note.

Damn!
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Dante84 03-21-2011 03:16 PM

They were going to be SportingKC, but I guess that name was already taken
:crybaby:

Rain Man 03-21-2011 05:50 PM

I read a funny article a while back, and can't remember if it was the planet or in my newspaper. A woman tried out for a lingerie football team, and wrote an expose about being aghast that she didn't make the cut because she could throw the best in the tryouts. She then speculated that the league wasn't really about football and that they only wanted attractive women on the team. It was investigative reporting at its finest.

Titty Meat 03-21-2011 05:58 PM

Watch Dickershun team up with some womens group to try and stop this.

Chief Chief 03-21-2011 06:15 PM

Cue the videos showing college-aged female QBs throwing 80-yard passes into a trash can and off of a goal post in...

5..4..3..2..1...

alnorth 03-21-2011 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7506754)
No seriously, the LFL is lame as hell.

It may sound lame as hell, but it has apparently been wildly profitable. MTV2 experimented with showing delayed edited versions of the game, and apparently the ratings were decent enough that they are now jumping into televising more of it after signing a broadcast deal for 2011.

Tickets have been selling so well that I read that arena owners are actually looking at LFL (along with trying to cram as many MMA matches into the schedule as they can) as a way to help them survive the bad economy with fewer concert dates and low attendance at other events.

Now they are going completely ape with expansion, and are planning on playing games on Sunday if the NFL shuts down.

alnorth 03-21-2011 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 7507189)
I read a funny article a while back, and can't remember if it was the planet or in my newspaper. A woman tried out for a lingerie football team, and wrote an expose about being aghast that she didn't make the cut because she could throw the best in the tryouts. She then speculated that the league wasn't really about football and that they only wanted attractive women on the team. It was investigative reporting at its finest.

If I'm going to watch a bunch of women play tackle football, (not sure if I would, but if I were going to) they damn well better be pretty and wearing underwear. If a pool of girls at tryouts all meet that bar, then sure, pick the ones who can actually play a little bit.

Reaper16 03-21-2011 09:13 PM

Has Kansas City Sporting Club considered bringing this team under the Sporting umbrella? Perhaps they should.

Farzin 04-04-2011 03:51 PM

Kansas City will have a full-contact women's indoor football team
 
The Kansas City Tease.

http://tinyurl.com/454yp4n


There is an application. I thought it was intriguing that it asks if the applicant has any tattoos.

ChiefsCountry 04-04-2011 03:53 PM

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BigCatDaddy 04-04-2011 03:53 PM

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CoMoChief 04-04-2011 03:53 PM

Women playing football = FAIL

DJ's left nut 04-04-2011 03:54 PM

They should sign this girl:

http://angievarona.blogspot.com/

Dante84 04-04-2011 03:56 PM

Better thread than the repost BUMP

Hammock Parties 04-04-2011 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 7506728)

'09 South Florida Tryouts:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/teL3KaN_NNU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LOL @ #8 getting smoked trying to play CB at 1:16 and then dropping a pass like a 5-year old at 1:39. LMAO

acesn8s 04-04-2011 04:12 PM

W O R T H L E S S W I T H O U T P I C S

Stewie 04-04-2011 04:13 PM

The KC team is part of the Leather and Lace Football League, not the Lingerie Football League. Less revealing clothing for starters.

DJ's left nut 04-04-2011 04:16 PM

I reiterate - we should sign this girl:

http://angievarona.blogspot.com/

Extra Point 04-04-2011 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alton deFlat (Post 7506876)
On a related note.

Damn!
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Yeah, I'll order the #9, please. (0:35)

acesn8s 04-04-2011 05:06 PM

STILL WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS

MMXcalibur 04-04-2011 05:20 PM

The Owner's Box must be very sticky...

alnorth 04-04-2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 7538134)
The KC team is part of the Leather and Lace Football League, not the Lingerie Football League. Less revealing clothing for starters.

Ahhh. In that case, this probably wont go anywhere.

Psyko Tek 04-04-2011 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 7538092)
They should sign this girl:

http://angievarona.blogspot.com/

yup number one draft pick
she has the assetts
two take this game to thew next level

preferable fully nude

KCbroncoHATER 04-04-2011 10:27 PM

It will flop in KC.

Heck you guys won't ever got to watch the CHIEFS play why would you go to see women play?

Unless ............ are they naked?

CaliforniaChief 04-04-2011 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCLJBallwasher (Post 7539133)
It will flop in KC.

Heck you guys won't ever got to watch the CHIEFS play why would you go to see women play?

Unless ............ are they naked?

I hear they have their eyes on a RB who likes to wear diapers and might spit on her teammates from time to time.

wazu 04-04-2011 10:34 PM

Personally I've never gotten the whole women beating up on women thing. Not sexy.

Oh, and Matt Cassel sucks.

BillSelfsTrophycase 04-04-2011 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 7538086)
Women playing football = FAIL

Unless mud and/or jello is added

wazu 04-04-2011 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7539163)
Unless mud and/or jello is added

No, it's not like that. They bill it that way, but it's actually a pretty violent brand of football. The women are different heights, but typically around the 130-140 range, solid muscle. And they are tough, like roller-bladers. This isn't some underwear stripper league.

I watched a game almost on a dare after a friend talked me into Tivoing it on MTV. Actually not bad quality football. But then again, I usually watch the Chiefs.

KCbroncoHATER 04-04-2011 11:01 PM

You can bet your as-s that one of these players wouldn't cry about a spilled drink.

Thanks kc ho.

out.

acesn8s 04-05-2011 06:01 AM

Wardrobe malfunction?

kcfanXIII 04-05-2011 06:24 AM

Hey Como, why don't you get on the field with the tribe if women can't play football?


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