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Frazod 04-19-2013 07:53 PM

ChiefsPlanet 2013 Douche of the Year-Round Four-The Douchy Final Four
 
For all the marbles, kiddies. One douche, one vote. Who gets the nod? The Hollywood big shot? The Jagoff troll? The New York sissy? The darkhorse soccer dork? We'll know in 24 hours!

Let's get it on!

:rockon:

CONGRATULATIONS TO DANE MCCLOUD, OUR 2013 CHIEFSPLANET DOUCHE OF THE YEAR!

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 07:56 PM

Ohhhh. I can barely contain my excitement..... Lol that |douche| made it, BTW

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 07:57 PM

Already beginning to make a collection of my favorite Neg Rep comments for my acceptance speech.


http://i.imgur.com/Ro72GkM.jpg

Bambi 04-19-2013 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9605517)
Already beginning to make a collection of my favorite Neg Rep comments for my acceptance speech.


http://i.imgur.com/Ro72GkM.jpg

Superman wishes you luck.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIJ3CtFCcAABA7J.jpg:large

Bambi 04-19-2013 08:00 PM

Let's get it on!

http://kuboobs.com/wp-content/uploads/wppa/914.jpg

Rasputin 04-19-2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605536)

Are you wanting votes or not?

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605536)

My gurrrrrrfriend is not going to appreciate the tissues I spent looking at this.

Bambi 04-19-2013 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9605552)
Are you wanting votes or not?

Frazod has tried to get me to win this for 4 years now. He writes diatribes trying to get people to vote for me.

Apparently though there are only 21 out there that go along.

It's quite amusing to watch.

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 08:07 PM

AS A HAWKEYE LET ME GIVE YOU A TASTE OF OUR FRUIT;

http://i.imgur.com/ApYx5rD.jpg

Rasputin 04-19-2013 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605524)

Superman is a Superdouche

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Frazod 04-19-2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605565)
Frazod has tried to get me to win this for 4 years now. He writes diatribes trying to get people to vote for me.

Apparently though there are only 21 out there that go along.

It's quite amusing to watch.

That's interesting, seeing as how this is only the third time it's been done. ROFL

And I don't do anything to influence the vote, except provide you with a forum to, well, be yourself.

Good luck!

Frazod 04-19-2013 08:10 PM

BTW, all those Smallville scenes were filmed....... in Illinois, about 20 miles from my house.

B14ckmon 04-19-2013 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605589)
BTW, all those Smallville scenes were filmed....... in Illinois, about 20 miles from my house.


SOMEBODYYYYYYY SAVEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

DaneMcCloud 04-19-2013 08:27 PM

I think this is my year to win it all.

LMAO

Frazod 04-19-2013 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9605633)
I think this is my year to win it all.

LMAO

Did you vote for yourself?

Bambi 04-19-2013 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605587)
That's interesting, seeing as how this is only the third time it's been done. ROFL

And I don't do anything to influence the vote, except provide you with a forum to, well, be yourself.

Good luck!

Ahahahahaha!

Bitch boy Nancy wants me to win soooooooooo bad! ROFL

Al Bundy 04-19-2013 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piers Morgan (Post 9605524)

Christopher Reeves paid the ultimate price for wearing that shirt.

DaneMcCloud 04-19-2013 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9605635)
Did you vote for yourself?

LMAO

No. Do these guys actually do that?

LMAO

Bugeater 04-19-2013 08:54 PM

Hey ****face, that's like the 3rd time you've done that to a thread, and as soon as you un-**** up your post I'm reporting it. Little secret here...the moderators can see what you did even after you edit it.

Bugeater 04-19-2013 09:10 PM

Seriously, this should be a bannable offense.

ImAWalkingCorpse 04-19-2013 09:11 PM

What the hell did he do Bugeater?

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 09:12 PM

****ed up the page

Bugeater 04-19-2013 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImAWalkingCorpse (Post 9605723)
What the hell did he do Bugeater?

He's ****ing with the code or something.

ImAWalkingCorpse 04-19-2013 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9605730)
He's ****ing with the code or something.

Ohh ok.

Bugeater 04-19-2013 09:15 PM

How are you guys able to post? The only reason I can is because I have his worthless ass on ignore so the post isn't showing unless I click on it.

KS Smitty 04-19-2013 09:15 PM

It's still ****ed up for me below Bugs post.

KS Smitty 04-19-2013 09:16 PM

Thanks Bearcat!

ImAWalkingCorpse 04-19-2013 09:17 PM

There is a tiny white box in the corner by his name and a blank post.

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9605741)
That's pretty douchey.

You forgot to quote hootie first......

loochy 04-19-2013 09:18 PM

ban plz

KS Smitty 04-19-2013 09:18 PM

Not only should he be banned but disqualified for DOTY.

Bugeater 04-19-2013 09:19 PM

That bag of shit better be taking some time off for that.

Setsuna 04-19-2013 09:19 PM

Once I saw Dane I was like...easy choice. Buuut then I saw Zoccer. And now I'm at an impasse.

Lumpy 04-19-2013 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9605633)
I think this is my year to win it all.

LMAO

I couldn't bring myself to vote for you, Dane. Sorry. I went for whiniest douche.

CrazyPhuD 04-19-2013 09:29 PM

:loser:

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DaneMcCloud 04-19-2013 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9605760)
I couldn't bring myself to vote for you, Dane. Sorry. I went for whiniest douche.

I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9605760)
I couldn't bring myself to vote for you, Dane. Sorry. I went for whiniest douche.

But I'm not one of the choices

Molitoth 04-19-2013 09:33 PM

I don't understand how anyone actually wants this award.

CrazyPhuD 04-19-2013 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9605774)
I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

I'd vote for you twice for asshole of the year but not douche. Besides you may be an asshole, but you're our asshole!:grouphug:

Fritz88 04-19-2013 09:39 PM

Zach, several final four appearances. Strong program right there.
Posted via Mobile Device

crazycoffey 04-19-2013 09:40 PM

I thought douches were supposed to clean and soothe weeping vaginas. So maybe this is a sought after award....

Lumpy 04-19-2013 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9605774)
I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

You're not going to win this thing with that kind of talk, asshole.

:D

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9605776)
But I'm not one of the choices

This is true. You should try being more douchey next time.

CrazyPhuD 04-19-2013 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9605790)
I thought douches were supposed to clean and soothe weeping vaginas. So maybe this is a sought after award....

Maybe so but do you want to be around used douches????

Bugeater 04-19-2013 09:43 PM

Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

CrazyPhuD 04-19-2013 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9605800)
Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Is it a DQ or is it taking the initiative to win on his own merits?

KS Smitty 04-19-2013 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 9605808)
Is it a DQ or is it taking the initiative to win on his own merits?

That was not douchey that was just shitty.

Fritz88 04-19-2013 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9605800)
Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Knew he was going to lose so he he committed suicide.

Pretty much like suspect number 1.

Buck 04-19-2013 09:49 PM

All I want to know is if Dane wants the title, because he's the only one I give a shit about. If he does not want me to vote for him, then I will vote for nobody.

Bugeater 04-19-2013 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9605818)
Knew he was going to lose so he he committed suicide.

Pretty much like suspect number 1.

Nah, I think he was trying to douche up some more votes.

Ming the Merciless 04-19-2013 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9605774)
I'm hardly a "douche", at least by the definition as I know it outside this forum.

Asshole, absolutely. Do I cause severe pain and butthurt? All the time.

But douche? Nah.

most douches dont think "boy im a douche"

theyre just themselves

embrace it

Ming the Merciless 04-19-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9605819)
All I want to know is if Dane wants the title, because he's the only one I give a shit about. If he does not want me to vote for him, then I will vote for nobody.

how does hippie ass taste?

http://noethics.net/News/images/stor...skissergum.jpg

Frazod 04-19-2013 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9605800)
Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Yep. But it's too late to remove him from the pool.

Four nominated douches banned in a week. God I love this place. LMAO

DaneMcCloud 04-19-2013 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 9605847)
most douches dont think "boy im a douche"

theyre just themselves

embrace it

LMAO

DaneMcCloud 04-19-2013 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck (Post 9605819)
All I want to know is if Dane wants the title, because he's the only one I give a shit about. If he does not want me to vote for him, then I will vote for nobody.

How do I put this? No, I don't "want" the title. I'd never actively campaign for such a thing because that goes against my CP values.

That said, this is the first year in which I've truly believed I'd win it because I've pissed off so many people this offseason due to my views about a certain QB.

DaneMcCloud 04-19-2013 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9605911)
CP values. Oxymoron, right?

I'm not a rep whore and never have been a rep whore. I don't actively campaign for shit like this. When people have made threads about me, good and bad, I'm a good sport.

This is supposed to be fun, not work.

And for me to not acknowledge that I'm a Grade A asshole at times on this forum (unlike some people) would be ridiculous.

Frazod 04-19-2013 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9605903)
Dude, I know Im mostly a lurker, but this contest has provided a ton of entertainment for me during a slow work week. Wonderful job, Frazod. Wonderful job.

Thanks, but Wickedson will definitely not appreciate this. :D

Mother****erJones 04-19-2013 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B14ckmon (Post 9605574)
AS A HAWKEYE LET ME GIVE YOU A TASTE OF OUR FRUIT;

http://i.imgur.com/ApYx5rD.jpg

I wouldn't **** that with Shaq's dick ROFL

Sassy Squatch 04-19-2013 10:21 PM

Who else got banned?

Mother****erJones 04-19-2013 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9605934)
Who else got banned?

No comment

Bugeater 04-19-2013 10:24 PM

This is going to come down to the wire. And all of you who voted for Zach are douches.

Frazod 04-19-2013 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9605934)
Who else got banned?

Frankie was one of them. Don't remember the others. Perhaps it was three, not four. ****, I'm getting as bad as Wickedson. :doh!:

Frazod 04-19-2013 10:35 PM

And some douche still votes for Bl4ckmon anyway. ROFL

Mother****erJones 04-19-2013 10:36 PM

Dane is my douche. Voted for ya Dane!

DaneMcCloud 04-19-2013 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother****erJones (Post 9605977)
Dane is my douche. Voted for ya Dane!

Thanks?

LMAO

Ming the Merciless 04-19-2013 10:40 PM

**** this is actually kind of fun

i knew b1ackmon didn't have the right stuff

nice job frazod & douches

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-19-2013 10:43 PM

I voted for Bl4ckmon before I read the thread. You can blame me for one of those post-banning votes.

Mother****erJones 04-19-2013 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 9605985)
Thanks?

LMAO

ROFL ya, don't know exactly what to say.

Frazod 04-19-2013 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9605997)
I voted for Bl4ckmon before I read the thread. You can blame me for one of those post-banning votes.

Pay attention, douche! LMAO

Sorter 04-19-2013 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9605800)
Mr Douchemaster, we have another disqualification.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=20221

Permabanned?

Mother****erJones 04-19-2013 10:50 PM

Cockmon's permabanned? That'd be cool

Frazod 04-19-2013 11:02 PM

Another vote for Bl4ckmon. Holy shit.

Bearcat 04-19-2013 11:11 PM

He's not permabanned... just gave him a few days off.

Mother****erJones 04-19-2013 11:12 PM

Give him a few weeks off

Sorter 04-19-2013 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 9606054)
He's not permabanned... just gave him a few days off.

Bummer.

Will still enjoy it though.

Frazod 04-19-2013 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 9606054)
He's not permabanned... just gave him a few days off.

Want to be really douchy? Unban him the day the draft's over. :evil:

TLO 04-19-2013 11:28 PM

What'd Blck4mon do?

Edit: nevermind I see now

CrazyPhuD 04-19-2013 11:46 PM

ROFL now here's a nice site!

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/ana...gan&t=1000&a=n

some better ones...

Quote:

Rear Gimp Son
Rear Song Imp
Smearing Pro
Reaming Pros
Moaner Grips
Arse-romping
Primes organ
A grim person
Oaring Sperm
Rims Age Porn

Sassy Squatch 04-20-2013 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 9606116)
ROFL now here's a nice site!

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/ana...gan&t=1000&a=n

some better ones...

What the ****?

Fairplay 04-20-2013 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douchemaster General (Post 9606084)
Want to be really douchy? Unban him the day the draft's over. :evil:



I want Wickedson to be king ding dong, keep him banned.

007 04-20-2013 12:30 AM

I'm missing something. What did B14ckmon do go get banned today?


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