So, what's your Christmas plans?
 

You knew it was coming.

I will be working on Christmas eve making double time and a half. Off at 11a -- no brainer.

This year is the first Christmas I won't be at my mother's celebrating. Having my first Christmas with my fiancée and pup here in Topeka.

We are planning on having a pork tenderloin wrapped in jalapeño bacon probably with mashed taters.

Also, anyone have any Christmas cocktails or drink recommendations? Plan on tying one on Christmas eve.

I am going to ex's for morning then coming back to apt, drinking heavily and eating green chilli pork nachos
\and then killing ever thing I see on my 'puter screen

I gotta go jerk off a god damn pig .

I think my in-laws have gotten back into the habit of expecting us to spend every holiday with them, which really frustrates me. I'm wondering if I can stay home and relax.

Surely you can come up with some creative ways to get them back out of that habit. If not, some of the social sophisticates around here would be happy to share a few ideas.

watch some basketball

order a pizza

watch some of the special features on my star trek blurays

cry

I'm going to experiment with ways to get uninvited without rancor. I might try extreme flatulence this Christmas. Or maybe I'll adopt Judaism if I can do it without the yarmulke and curly locks.

You've got to go all-in or it will never work.

I'm glad that I got circumcised at birth. Because that would be a dealbreaker otherwise.

I need to do a little more research before I make the switch. I can eat pork, right? Because that's important, too.

Work with wife Christmas Eve. Drive an hour north after work to spend might with inlaws. Get up Chrustmas day and drive 4 hours south to be with my family. Two days later drive 6 hours north to KC for more inlaw action. The. Two days later drive to St. Louis for NYE. Then five hours back here. Yes, we are gluttons for punishment.

My brother is coming from Texas, so I will be drinking lots of beer, bringing more firewood in from the barn, cooking a nice turkey dinner, and exchanging presents with family and friends.

Two Words: "Rape".

I'm in OP. Your place sounds way better.

A/S/L?

Heading to the in-laws in Colorado. Taking our 8 weeks old baby to see them for the first time since her birth. They live in the mountains at 9k feet. Stunning views. I unexpectedly got a week offf from the hospital and am super excited. I actually really like my in-laws and it will be a great break from applying to residency.

Yeah, uhh no thanks.