This is a terrible, terrible match, outside of that black hole slam. It's never going to end, is it?

It's like we're promising young wrestlers and the WWE is testing us with a de-push (horrible match) before pushing us to the moon (JERICHOOOOOOOO).

THANK YOU SNITSKY

(?!)

You know, I've actually enjoyed it, even though it has been nothing but a spotfest.

Not a lot of storytelling, but a hell of a lot of bumps for a Raw match.

Speaking of one of the guys worse than Carlito, in comes Shitsky.

Amazing ending. TNA will look at that as an amazing example of how to book a match.

Here comes Aitch to squash two monsters at once!

And the HHH 2007 burial tour continues ROFL ROFL

I'm surprised he didn't pedigree Jeff too, just for good measure. Jesus Christ.

I really was expecting him to pedigree Jeff.

Save_Us is AmDrag! It all makes sense now!

Orton looks damn near Senatorial in the Photoshopped suit.

Should be interesting to see Jericho spoil his ceremony.

Almost had a seizure. I can't take any more of those videos.

ITZ THE FINAL COUNTDOWNNNNN

It's not like H beating down Snitsky matters....Snitsky maybe has 1 fan.

His mom doesn't count.

Hopefully Snitsky burial doesn't forecast the plight of MU on Saturday.

BRING BACK HARDY-UMAGA! SHOW A REPLAY! SHOW A REPLAY!

ANYTHING BUT HOLLY

Odds of Holly winning this match: 10,0000,000-1

They must have good roids at MU.....I mean look at him.

The Nice DDT!

Randy! Raw. Is. iMPACT!

RKO FTW!!!

RKO FTW, Pt. 3!!!

Orton is a pussy I can't wait for Jericho to beat his limp wrist ass

Orton's probably going to have the belt for awhile...

I can't believe HBK used the Crossface.

So, how was the WHT ending, UP?? Obviously, everyone was probably expecting an Edge run-in, but how well did the Camera man and con-chairto come off?

No idea, feed died. Sounded pretty cool, and the reaction seemed pretty positive, though.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Since Trips is bound and determined to be a tweener face, Orton is far and away the best heel on RAW.

Edge full on blasted taker a few times.....it looked pretty sick.

HIFF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Orton's awesome when he's RKOing and cuntpunting everyone, but horrible when they write him as a complete pussy. Sadly, they've pretty much been going with the latter since he won the belt.

This is not the greatest Randy in the world, no
This is just a tribute

Apparently, Randy just killed his family or something.

FINLAY!

Holy fucking god I just spontaneously ejaculated.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is it wrong of me to want to see Flair get completely buried upon his return?

"Oh, god damnit. Now people know I watch wrestling."

Well, it's Charlotte. If this were WCW, that would be almost guaranteed.

GLORIA ESTEFAN IN THIS BITCH

ROFL

Ladies and Gentleman, the popcorn segment.

BOTCHAMANIA!!!

They need to stop letting the women wrestle. They're only gonna get hurt.

As long as they use finishers like that :)

Randy should adopt that as a secondary finisher.

Better be in SDvR 09.

Oh how much I'd pay to see Hornswoggle get a Canadian Destroyer on the ring steps.

no diswogglefication

Oh, Carlito. So much potential. Such little effort.

I'll miss your stubborn, refusing-to-loop theme.

Even Hornswoggle is all tatted up.

You just fucked up, Carlito.

Jobbed to a clothesline.

Imagine being a kid, asking for Mass Effect, and getting TimeShift instead.

Hey!

Jerichoholics assemble!

I'M SO READY FOR THIS

WE WANT RALPHUS

Y2J, Y2J, Y2J!!!

THANK GOID

HERE COMES JACK ACTION

Ok, I just marked out.

BREAK THE WALLS
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWNNNNNNNNNN

Miss the long hair.

Me too.

Oh, God. Me too.

Blueball Magazine....LMAO

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER.

Y2J's back huh? I'll have to watch Raw tonight.

AGAYNNNNNNNNNN

Welcome back Y2J!!

How long before he gets the title from Randy Orton?

I doubt he wins it any time before RR or NYR.

There is no NYR.....that PPV has been pulled from the schedule.

Hopefully sooner than later

Pretty fuckin' sweet return there.

Instantly the most entertaining guy on the show by a wiiiiide margin.

Well, you usually have heel champs at WM who drop the belt to a face. I don't know if they could keep his heat all the way through WM 24, and at the same time, I don't know if they would have him win it, then drop it at No Way Out, and then have the heel drop it again.

Could Orton have a 6 month reign?? Perhaps, but not likely.

Nice to see he's used the 2 years off to freshen up his act. Wait, no.

I'm still kind of riding a high, but Raw's post-SurSer reset looks pretty good:

Jericho vs. Orton
HBK vs. Kennedy (HBK will drag him to solid matches, at worst)
<strike>HHH vs. the Midcard</strike>
Santino ft. a Microphone

FlaaaammmmmmBOYANT

When you've got 5 minutes to make your return, you don't really have much time to introduce new stuff to the mix.

I wish this had happened in front of a Philly crowd instead of Ft. Lauderdale, though.

I miss the long hair, but... man, oh, man did I mark the **** out at Jericho's return.

Shelton Benjamin in ECW now.

Who the hell did he fuck to get buried like he (repeatedly) has?

Well, at least they didn't make him job to dreamer.

I literally jumped into the air and yelled "YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" when his music hit. First because I enjoy ECW and enjoy Shelton, and also because I'm so happy he's on a show where he isn't going to get buried.

He's got so much talent, and unlike Carlito, I firmly believe he's willing to work through the shitty booking they've been dishing out at him. There's no reason he can't at least be a Hardy-level fixture.

Kevin Thorn?! What the Jesus?

Benjamin could be a great addition. I think he's one of the most underutilized, most talented guys on the roster.

Problem is, however, that his attitude's purportedly his problem, and now the question is whether he'll take this as a demotion and completely let himself go to shit.

And my WTF is wondering why the hell they started the show with CM Punk and ended it with Kane and Big Fatty V?

Does anyone on earth want to see Kane and Big Fatty V?

Well, looks like MVP/Matt may be blown off at Wrestlemania after all.

Matt Hardy has emergency appendectomy in Tampa, out 1-3 months

I marked out at the Thanksgiving spread. Anytime you see a Thanksgiving spread on a WWE broadcast chances are good that a food fight is a comin'.

The Nasty Boys' triumphant return! LMAO

Why did it have to be Public Enemy who died? Why not them instead?