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Mr. Flopnuts 12-12-2012 06:56 AM

Holy shit, I'm afraid of what troglodytes will come out of the woodwork for an Eric Winston profile. I'll bet they're all sickening, and disgusting.

Sorter 12-12-2012 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9201768)
Holy shit, I'm afraid of what troglodytes will come out of the woodwork for an Eric Winston profile. I'll bet they're all sickening, and disgusting.

I'm scared and excited at the same time. http://t.qkme.me/36f043.jpg

InChiefsHeaven 12-12-2012 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 9201748)
I'll never understand what kind of guy wants to see the girl he loves ****ed in the ass by a stranger.

Haven't read the whole thread but I agree. I also think the level of depravity is unbelievable. So much so that I don't really believe this is a real thing.

I wouldn't be taking advantage of the offer regardless. That's just some sick sick shit.

bevischief 12-12-2012 07:29 AM

Sounds like code for buttsex with 2 guys...

rabblerouser 12-12-2012 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InChiefsHell (Post 9201788)
Haven't read the whole thread but I agree. I also think the level of depravity is unbelievable. So much so that I don't really believe this is a real thing.

I wouldn't be taking advantage of the offer regardless. That's just some sick sick shit.

yeah, but...

it IS funny.

And that stupid bitch gets what she deserves.

If the worst thing that happens from her advertising online for buttsex is that some middle-aged dudes **** with her via her profile, I'd say she gets off lucky.

htismaqe 12-12-2012 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9201448)
Just checked back in to see how this turned out. Could not be happier.

I laughed so hard I cried.

Omaha! Omaha! ROFL

htismaqe 12-12-2012 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9201768)
Holy shit, I'm afraid of what troglodytes will come out of the woodwork for an Eric Winston profile. I'll bet they're all sickening, and disgusting.

They're not gladiators.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-12-2012 08:26 AM

Still LMAO @ Checkingdowntofuk. I woke my wife up from across the house this morning, I was laughing so ****ing hard.

tooge 12-12-2012 08:41 AM

kids these days

durtyrute 12-12-2012 08:42 AM

That sounds like the beginning of this story I posted awhile back. They too put an ad out for someone to **** the wife......and that's when tragedy struck.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ile+kids+watch

Pasta Little Brioni 12-12-2012 08:43 AM

Mwahahahaaahahhahaa

tooge 12-12-2012 08:44 AM

back when I was young, you had two walk two miles barefoot in the snow, uphill, to nail a gal in the ass. My have things changed.

Strongside 12-12-2012 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9201916)
back when I was young, you had two walk two miles barefoot in the snow, uphill, to nail a gal in the ass. My have things changed.

And even then, you had to put her in a well and make her apply lotion to her skin every 5 hours or so. Times have changed.

tooge 12-12-2012 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9201944)
And even then, you had to put her in a well and make her apply lotion to her skin every 5 hours or so. Times have changed.

yeah, isn't the intraweb awesome.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9201647)
If Clay wants me to take over the Cassel, I can this starting on Thursday. I think a Bowe one has potential though and I don't want to intrude on his baby.

You have the keys.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 10:38 AM

Oh shit, got another message. Sorter, you can have her.

htismaqe 12-12-2012 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202174)
Oh shit, got another message. Sorter, you can have her.

It's from the real Matt Cassel.

Sorter 12-12-2012 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202168)
You have the keys.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt...141xo1_500.gif

Sorter 12-12-2012 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9202177)
It's from the real Matt Cassel.

LMAO

"Hey, can you guys like, please, stop this? Also, can you delete the stuff about the hat?"

mdchiefsfan 12-12-2012 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202174)
Oh shit, got another message. Sorter, you can have her.

:popcorn:

Graystoke 12-12-2012 10:48 AM

HOC Bound!

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9201882)
Still LMAO @ Checkingdowntofuk. I woke my wife up from across the house this morning, I was laughing so ****ing hard.

I'm pretty sure this thread is the singular combination of all Chiefsplanet is, was and ever will be.

http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/a...D3animated.gif

Sofa King 12-12-2012 11:12 AM

I'm going to be really disappointed if this turns out to be Clay as the girl as well. This is hilarious.

Sorter 12-12-2012 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9202238)
I'm going to be really disappointed if this turns out to be Clay as the girl as well. This is hilarious.

I'll make sure we message some new ones/respond to different girls.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 11:22 AM

Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

Sorter 12-12-2012 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202268)
Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

Since yesterday?

rabblerouser 12-12-2012 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202268)
Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

She's not taking her sphincter very seriously.

bevischief 12-12-2012 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202268)
Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

The gerbil is still stuck.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9202274)
Since yesterday?

Since forever. :(

Sorter 12-12-2012 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202286)
Since forever. :(

Well I guess we'll be changing that tomorrow then. *rolls up sleeves*

Mr. Flopnuts 12-12-2012 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9202304)
Well I guess we'll be changing that tomorrow then. *rolls up sleeves*

DO YOUR WORST!!!

Sorter 12-12-2012 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9202286)
Since forever. :(

I'll find a pic of Cassel she can't refuse. Somewhere, it has to exist.

Sorter 12-12-2012 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9202308)
DO YOUR WORST!!!

Oh, it will be collective. Chiefsplanet is going to troll the hell out of this anal-loving gal.

htismaqe 12-12-2012 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 9202309)
I'll find a pic of Cassel she can't refuse. Somewhere, it has to exist.

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonza..._3631/539w.jpg

rabblerouser 12-12-2012 11:40 AM

need her profile link...

BigCatDaddy 12-12-2012 02:39 PM

Okay. How many guys on CP already created accounts and messaged the sexuality frustrated chick to set up a meeting?

1ChiefsDan 12-12-2012 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigCatDaddy (Post 9202874)
Okay. How many guys on CP already created accounts and messaged the sexuality frustrated chick to set up a meeting?

Too late. She already hung herself in FL.

Strongside 12-12-2012 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by denverdanchiefsfan (Post 9202908)
Too late. She already hung herself in FL.

CP claims another victim.

durtyrute 12-12-2012 03:09 PM

Wait, isn't she a porn star?

htismaqe 12-12-2012 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durtyrute (Post 9202949)
Wait, isn't she a porn star?

I ****ing knew I had seen her before!

Raiderhater 12-12-2012 03:25 PM

My God, ya'll are off the chain.

Saul Good 12-12-2012 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 9202986)
I ****ing knew I had seen her before!

I knew I recognized that neck...and by "that neck", I mean "where the **** is her neck? Don't people usually have necks? They do. I'm sure of it."

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 9203000)
My God, ya'll are off the chain.

http://basementrejects.com/wp-conten...box-chains.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts 12-12-2012 03:39 PM

I find that oddly titilating.

Raiderhater 12-12-2012 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9203025)

Well played.

Raiderhater 12-12-2012 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9203037)
I find that oddly titilating.

I mean, I wouldn't say no if she said she wanted too.....

BIG_DADDY 12-12-2012 03:52 PM

I don't kiss on the lips but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches. Classic.

Pasta Little Brioni 12-12-2012 03:54 PM

Maybe she's into midgets

Saul Good 12-12-2012 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 9203084)
I don't kiss on the lips but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches. Classic.

She's a regular "Pretty Woman".

Dayze 12-12-2012 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY (Post 9203084)
I don't kiss on the lips but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches. Classic.

I don't kiss on the lips because that's nasty, but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches.

Saul Good 12-12-2012 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9203100)
I don't kiss on the lips because that's nasty, but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches.

To be fair:

My desire to **** her in the ass while her boyfriend watches > my desire to kiss her on the lips.

ghak99 12-12-2012 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9203119)
To be fair:

My desire to **** her in the ass while her boyfriend watches > my desire to kiss her on the lips.

^ 100%

Dayze 12-12-2012 04:07 PM

lol.

durtyrute 12-12-2012 04:19 PM

Same girl?

http://images.scheeff.info/triple-pe...or-dummies.jpg

BlackHelicopters 12-12-2012 04:21 PM

She has a proud mom somewhere

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 04:22 PM

No, that is not noted porn star Sasha Grey. LMAO

ghak99 12-12-2012 04:25 PM

Looks close.. Is the chin the same?

durtyrute 12-12-2012 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9203156)
No, that is not noted porn star Sasha Grey. LMAO

And I thought Hawk was the porn king.

The first girl looks like a fatter version of the second.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 04:26 PM

She nose whats up!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/...58291272.2.jpg

Dayze 12-12-2012 04:27 PM

Sasha Grey is filthy.
or so I've heard.

durtyrute 12-12-2012 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9203166)
Sasha Grey is filthy.
or so I've heard.

From Cassel's Reckoning?

Dayze 12-12-2012 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durtyrute (Post 9203171)
From Cassel's Reckoning?

uh...yeah. Yeah, that's who I heard it from.

durtyrute 12-12-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9203164)

Yea, they have different mouths too.

durtyrute 12-12-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9203172)
uh...yeah. Yeah, that's who I heard it from.

ROFL

crazycoffey 12-12-2012 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteWhale (Post 9201748)
I'll never understand what kind of guy wants to see the girl he loves ****ed in the ass by a stranger.

I think it was her way of filtering in some way.

bevischief 12-12-2012 05:11 PM

Adam and Eve has 50% off with the discount code babe100 at checkout...

gblowfish 12-12-2012 05:27 PM

The Cassel chat is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Bravo.
We should do Eric Winston next, looking to do something sickening, disgusting and embarrassing.

BlackHelicopters 12-12-2012 05:34 PM

We need to help this girl get with wetnessa, the thread from a month back. Party.

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9203323)
The Cassel chat is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Bravo.
We should do Eric Winston next, looking to do something sickening, disgusting and embarrassing.

Sick&Disgust4U

Lumpy 12-12-2012 06:36 PM

Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

(LMAO @ this thread, btw.)

Saul Good 12-12-2012 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9203423)
Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

(LMAO @ this thread, btw.)

So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

Raiderhater 12-12-2012 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9203543)
So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

LMAO

Lumpy 12-12-2012 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9203543)
So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

Stay classy, Saul.

Sorter 12-12-2012 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9203323)
The Cassel chat is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Bravo.
We should do Eric Winston next, looking to do something sickening, disgusting and embarrassing.

I'm in.

Easy 6 12-12-2012 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9203423)
Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

Chubby chicks trying to hide their midsection.

Dallas Chief 12-12-2012 11:05 PM

wtf happened to ghak? didn't he start this parade of shame?

FAX 12-12-2012 11:14 PM

There isn't a lot that can be said in a situation like this ... other than ...

... I would like to nominate this young lady for the 2012 Girl Who Wants It In The Anus ChiefsPlanet Award.

FAX

Hammock Parties 12-12-2012 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 9203977)
... I would like to nominate this young lady for the 2012 Girl Who Wants It In The Anus ChiefsPlanet Award.

FAX

Luv's undefeated streak comes to an end.

DeezNutz 12-12-2012 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scott free (Post 9203709)
Chubby chicks trying to hide their midsection.

Omaha, Omaha!

Stad 12-12-2012 11:39 PM

That Omaha line had me rolling.

LMAO


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