You people see a moron.

I see a married genius who just got himself a cheap divorce...

Just like them dirty disease ridden midgets.

wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...

husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through

ROFL

My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.:shake:

ROFL

Sleepin on the couch tonight?

....so a guy was robbing a bank with a handgun. He turns to the man on his left and asks "Did you see anything?". The guy says "Yeah.". BANG. The bank robber shoots him dead. Then the robber turns to a married couple and asks the same question. The husband says "Nah man, I didn't see anything but I think my wife did.".

Badum pish.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read.

" Guns Kill People Like Spoons Make Rosie O'Donnell Fat"

Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story? :spock:

Missouri rednecks....... :shake:

Trailer?

LMFAO!

I thought that also, but still…
I guess if CSI comes along and confirms his story I’ll shut up about it.

"Her baby hold my beer while I try this... "

One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.