Took a dump. One wipe: no mess. Fist pump.
 

Those have to be the best poops ever, right?

Hard and dry?

I was just thinking about taking a dump myself. Will let you know how it turns out!!

On her chest?

Where'd you take the dump? Do you still have it with you?

nothin better than a clean shit

That's called a Ghost. They're pretty rare and awesome.

However, the rarest and most awesome of them all is a Specter. A Specter happens when you take a dump which leaves no trace on the TP and when you look down, there's nothing in the bowl. It's like nothing ever happened.

You will know true glory when you have one of those.

I'm not really a big fan, TBH. Those shits, for me, usually end up being the ones that splash water on my ass. I cringe when toilet water splashes my ass.

Another shitty thread by KCtotheSB

I see what you did there.

Means you are dehydrated, have AIDS and are going to die in the next 24 hours. I will graciously prepare you a burial plot (for a slight fee of course) if you can just paypal me the contents of your checking account. Fret not about getting scammed. I'm on the solid.

thread stinks

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You fist pumped your ass?

Clean Break?