he thinks 3 QBs go in first round: Barkley, Smith, Nassib...and maybe glennon

i can't keep this shit straight

This guy is an idiot.

LMAO Rep LMAO

Dude just went full reerun

But no, wait. We must draft Luke Joeckel. This is unacceptable!

I swear to God...people forget that we can sign Albert and use this pick on something we actually need; or at least need more. And move him to guard? Asamoah is developing into a good player, and people seem to forget that we drafted the best player at that position last year...who is also developing. Not to mention we just signed Winston and Stevenson did a serviceable job stepping in for Albert last year as a rookie. Taking Joeckel for the sake of him being the best player is the exact same thing as taking a quarterback for the sake of needing one. But one makes a little more sense than the other.

He obviously has alzheimers because he can't remember what the **** he just said.

He said he thinks the Chiefs could move back into the first round to get their QB around 18-20.

Russ Lande axioms for modern living:

--Always buy the extended warranty
--Spit works better than Astroglide
--Can't taste the difference between aspartame and table sugar
--China is the world's preeminent manufacturer of high quality, durable goods
--Wal-Mart offers their employees a standard of living and security unmatched in the developed world.
--Maryland's football uniforms are understated and elegant.
--Luke Hochevar is a runaway favorite for AL Cy Young
--Hawk Harrelson is his model broadcaster, a true arbiter.

71.4% completion percentage = not accurate

62.4% completion percentage = accurate


:hmmm:

I would be happy if that is the order they go. :)

Russ Lande thinks Manti Te'os girlfriend is hotter than A.J. McCarron's.

So I'm learning that Danny Parkins is a ****ing mouth breathing reerun as well.

There's absolutely no chance he falls to the 2nd round. There are too many teams who need a QB. It's just a stupid thing to say.

so, according to Lande:

Nassib is a top 15 pick the Chiefs could take at #1 but will probably take at the bottom of the first

Smith is one of his top 3 QBs, a good fit for Reid, not a first round QB, but could be drafted by the Chiefs at the end of the first round

Glennon is one of the top 3 QBs, and closest to Nassib (meaning he is #2), but is not a first round pick

Wilson.....crickets...doesn't think anything about him

Barkley is a first round pick, even though he isn't in Lande's top 3 (and two of his top 3 are second round picks)

if you can make any ****ing sense of that, congrats

Sounds like Abe "Grand Pa" Simpson's mock draft.