There's something howling right outside my house
 

It's clearly not a dog, doesn't sound like a Coyote. It starts with some short high pitched sounds then goes into a couple longer ones, then back to the short ones, then a low growl then stops. A couple minutes later it happens again.

I live in the middle of town. Zombie apocolypse? Werewolf? Chupacabra?

Am I going to die?

Sasquatch.

Lumpy

alien ghost

That ****ing ghost followed you!

Bette Midler

A house cat in heat.

I left that one out. I locked my door and I'm glad I don't live on ground level. Looking out the window has been worthless.

She's just hanging there, In mid air.

She groans and farts... doesn't howl so much.

It's to "masculine" to be a cat I think.

Have you ever heard her in heat?

:hmmm:

You make a valid point.

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sound like any of these?

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