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Frazod 05-02-2012 06:31 PM

Maggie Gyllenhall
 
Once and for all, let's settle this. Poll to follow.

And somebody else can post a photo of that ugly bitch. I'm not doing it.

Mi_chief_fan 05-02-2012 06:32 PM

IN!

SPATCH 05-02-2012 06:32 PM

Yeah

Bump 05-02-2012 06:32 PM

I'd love to **** her

Bowser 05-02-2012 06:33 PM

She's between a babe and a meh. I would.

Direckshun 05-02-2012 06:36 PM

Love her personality. I could bang her and shoot the shit with her for a couple hours at a bar beforehand.

Hoover 05-02-2012 06:38 PM

Who?

Fire Me Boy! 05-02-2012 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitt Gorilla (Post 8589584)
Are you referring to the blue question mark?

Fixed. I was apparently pulling a cached version.

Donger 05-02-2012 06:40 PM

She looks like a muppet.

Hoover 05-02-2012 06:40 PM

need picture

Fire Me Boy! 05-02-2012 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8589576)
She looks like a muppet.

YOU look like a muppet. **** you.

Fire Me Boy! 05-02-2012 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hoover (Post 8589578)
need picture

Is there a problem with the one two posts up?

Donger 05-02-2012 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8589581)
Is there a problem with the one two posts up?

Yes, it's apparently invisible.

Pitt Gorilla 05-02-2012 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8589581)
Is there a problem with the one two posts up?

Are you referring to the blue question mark?

Donger 05-02-2012 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8589579)
YOU look like a muppet. **** you.

No, this looks like a muppet. Groucho or the one who lives in the trash can, specifically.

http://image.wallpaperbase.info/4766...lenhaal-11.JPG

hometeam 05-02-2012 06:43 PM

http://www.realbollywood.com/up_imag...enhaal641l.jpg

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BillSelfsTrophycase 05-02-2012 06:43 PM

I'd hit it, but she could use some saline

Donger 05-02-2012 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 8589586)

And the pigs refuse to look for any more truffles until she leaves.

ZootedGranny 05-02-2012 06:47 PM

I don't find her attractive, yet I would.

Sometimes I like a woman that looks like she's witnessed a murder. Just the right amount of aging.

listopencil 05-02-2012 06:47 PM

From a quick google image search I'd say she looks really good when made up and rather ordinary when not. In some pics she looks downright homely, but there are at least as many that make her look very hot. So I'm going to say "meh".

BigMeatballDave 05-02-2012 06:48 PM

Not quite a babe, but not meh.

I'd certainly hit it.

Bowser 05-02-2012 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZootedGranny (Post 8589602)
I don't find her attractive, yet I would.

Sometimes I like a woman that looks like she's witnessed a murder. Just the right amount of aging.

Your once a month posts never disappoint.


LMAO

keg in kc 05-02-2012 06:49 PM

I've done worse.




Much worse.

Hammock Parties 05-02-2012 06:53 PM

She's very average by Hollywood standards.

Shogun 05-02-2012 06:55 PM

looks like my sister too much

Jenson71 05-02-2012 06:56 PM

A giant meh. Any particularly good movies she's in?

listopencil 05-02-2012 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satanic Goat (Post 8589628)
She's very average by Hollywood standards.

She has kind of a quirky thing going for her. She is at least distinctive looking. Actresses can run with that sometimes.

Just Passin' By 05-02-2012 06:57 PM

She's an ugly woman

tk13 05-02-2012 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8589581)
Is there a problem with the one two posts up?

WHERE ARE THEY?!

WHERE ARE THEY?!

Sure-Oz 05-02-2012 07:00 PM

She wasn't bad in TDK but other than shes avg at best

Mr. Laz 05-02-2012 07:12 PM

she is skanky hot

Bowser 05-02-2012 07:13 PM

ANXIOUSLY AWAITING OMAHA'S RESPONSE

BillSelfsTrophycase 05-02-2012 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 8589678)
ANXIOUSLY AWAITING OMAHA'S RESPONSE

What if he said "too skinny"?

It'd be like dividing by zero

Bowser 05-02-2012 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BillSelfsTrophycase (Post 8589685)
What if he said "too skinny"?

It'd be like dividing by zero

The universe may well implode in upon itself if that happens.

jspchief 05-02-2012 07:17 PM

Watch her in that secretary movie, then say you wouldn't.

Bowser 05-02-2012 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 8589688)
Watch her in that secretary movie, then say you wouldn't.

You mean the one with James Spader?

Uhh, yeah.

BillSelfsTrophycase 05-02-2012 07:21 PM

Never said I wouldn't


Still too skinny
/bizarroOmaha

whoman69 05-02-2012 07:24 PM

I see a lot of pictures where she looks much older than she actually is. I think even her most glamorous look is only alright. If you're comparing her to the most beautiful women in Hollywood, she isn't even close. She's like a young Joan Cusak who is an ugly beast now.

Mr. Laz 05-02-2012 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by whoman69 (Post 8589704)
I see a lot of pictures where she looks much older than she actually is. I think even her most glamorous look is only alright. If you're comparing her to the most beautiful women in Hollywood, she isn't even close. She's like a young Joan Cusak who is an ugly beast now.

eww ... i've always thought Cusak was an ugly beast


Maggie isn't beautiful but she's got this sexy thing going on

007 05-02-2012 07:29 PM

I chose GAZ since my choice didn't exist. Better than meh, but not a babe.

TrebMaxx 05-02-2012 07:33 PM

She has sexy eyes but overall is pretty much meh. I would still hit it though.

Okie_Apparition 05-02-2012 07:36 PM

Looks someone you'd find doing drugs with carnies

burt 05-02-2012 07:55 PM

Several years ago she was very hot....... time does that to some folks......

Dayze 05-02-2012 08:01 PM

I bet she's a freak in the sack.

Deberg_1990 05-02-2012 08:11 PM

Would smash. She can play slutty too...like in Sherrybaby when Danny Trejo nailed her.

MahiMike 05-02-2012 08:13 PM

Her brother is teh gay. I was a fan until Brokeback shit.

Jenson71 05-02-2012 08:23 PM

She's not ugly, but if this is what you fap to, then you're ****ing weird.

JD10367 05-02-2012 08:25 PM

She looks like Odo from "Star Trek: DS9". I'd rather **** Jake, he's prettier.

Fish 05-02-2012 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8589636)
looks like my sister too much

How's she doing by the way? :evil:

JD10367 05-02-2012 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8589841)
I bet she's a freak in the sack.

I bet Betty White's a freak in the sack. I don't want to **** her either.

Dayze 05-02-2012 08:33 PM

I bet Maggie would make your wiener feel good

Frazod 05-02-2012 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8589966)
I bet Betty White's a freak in the sack. I don't want to **** her either.

ROFL

The Dawg 05-02-2012 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8589966)
I bet Betty White's a freak in the sack. I don't want to **** her either.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

As far as ol' Maggie... Meh. Would still hit it. She's nothing special though.

Dayze 05-02-2012 08:44 PM

Yeah, I don't think she's smokin either. But I wouldn't reject a handy from her

Frazod 05-02-2012 08:48 PM

If I was back in my bar days and looking for a piece of ass for the night, and saw Maggie Gyllenhall, I would look right past her (at least sober) (heh). She is utterly unattractive to me.

Paniero 05-02-2012 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8590022)
Yeah, I don't think she's smokin either. But I wouldn't reject a handy from her

I wouldn't reject a handy from you. That's a given. But yeah, she's a babe to me. Then again I do love Fraggle Rock.

Dayze 05-02-2012 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Paniero (Post 8590045)
I wouldn't reject a handy from you. That's a given. But yeah, she's a babe to me. Then again I do love Fraggle Rock.

LMAO

JD10367 05-02-2012 08:55 PM

I would rather pick any actress named Jennifer. Lawrence, Love Hewitt, Lopez, Aniston, Connelly, Garner, Hudson, Grey, Morrison... If you put the name of 100 Hollywood actresses into a hat, and Maggie Odoface was in there, I guarantee you she'd be the ugliest one in the group probably. Hell, the fat chick in "Mike And Molly" is prettier.

007 05-02-2012 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8590076)
I would rather pick any actress named Jennifer. Lawrence, Love Hewitt, Lopez, Aniston, Connelly, Garner, Hudson, Grey, Morrison... If you put the name of 100 Hollywood actresses into a hat, and Maggie Odoface was in there, I guarantee you she'd be the ugliest one in the group probably. Hell, the fat chick in "Mike And Molly" is prettier.

glad to see I'm not the only one that likes Garner.

Frazod 05-02-2012 08:58 PM

Young Jennifer Connelly (before she got all bony, which is a crime against humanity) may well have been the hottest woman ever. Just absolutely perfect in every way.

007 05-02-2012 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8590090)
Young Jennifer Connelly (before she got all bony, which is a crime against humanity) may well have been the hottest woman ever. Just absolutely perfect in every way.

God I hated that damn skinny to the bone craze.

Dayze 05-02-2012 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8590090)
Young Jennifer Connelly (before she got all bony, which is a crime against humanity) may well have been the hottest woman ever. Just absolutely perfect in every way.

Yup. God damn she's hot. Didn't realize she was boney now ......off to google

Brock 05-02-2012 09:00 PM

http://www.malwaresite.org/forums/attac...ht-rises-1.jpg

Frazod 05-02-2012 09:01 PM

Exhibit A

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV...640_SY963_.jpg

Dayze 05-02-2012 09:01 PM

Speaking of.....Gweneth does zero for my wiener. My wife says she has dog boobs. Lol

pr_capone 05-02-2012 09:02 PM

I'd rather **** her brother.

JD10367 05-02-2012 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8590101)
Speaking of.....Gweneth does zero for my wiener. My wife says she has dog boobs. Lol

She looks good occasionally, like in the "Iron Man" films. And in "Avengers" there's a nice scene of her in short-shorts. But "zero" for the wiener? That's a bit much. She certainly pretties up way better than MaggiE.T.

JD10367 05-02-2012 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 8590103)
I'd rather **** her brother.

Dude. Post 48. Get in line.

Dayze 05-02-2012 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8590106)
She looks good occasionally, like in the "Iron Man" films. And in "Avengers" there's a nice scene of her in short-shorts. But "zero" for the wiener? That's a bit much. She certainly pretties up way better than MaggiE.T.

Ok. Maybe not zero but pretty low. I'd still hit it though.

Frazod 05-02-2012 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 8590101)
Speaking of.....Gweneth does zero for my wiener. My wife says she has dog boobs. Lol

I prefer curvy brunettes, so she's definitely not my flavor. Pretty girl, though.

Frazod 05-02-2012 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8590108)
Dude. Post 48. Get in line.

I seriously bet that if you put a wig and make-up on him he'd blow her away.

That said, let's not get nuts here.....

Dayze 05-02-2012 09:08 PM

I'm a curvy brunette and red head guy myself. Blonds are good looking but I definitely prefer the former

pr_capone 05-02-2012 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8590108)
Dude. Post 48. Get in line.

ROFL

Great minds and all...

/rep for DS9 reference

JD10367 05-02-2012 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8590115)
I seriously bet that if you put a wig and make-up on him he'd blow her away.

That said, let's not get nuts here.....

http://www.accesshollywood.com/conte...night-live.jpg

Two-Twenty 05-02-2012 09:40 PM

Not hot at all.

Too ugly to care about her Dark Knight character

To me there was never a choice

Rain Man 05-02-2012 09:45 PM

Question: does a 'meh' vote still mean you'd do her?

JD10367 05-02-2012 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8590215)
Question: does a 'meh' vote still mean you'd do her?

Dude. C'mon. We're guys. A "dog" vote probably still means we'd do her. I'd just keep the lights off. Even the ugliest bitch can give a BJ, a handie, or simply lie somewhat still for a few minutes. :D

Rain Man 05-02-2012 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8590227)
Dude. C'mon. We're guys. A "dog" vote probably still means we'd do her. I'd just keep the lights off. Even the ugliest bitch can give a BJ, a handie, or simply lie somewhat still for a few minutes. :D

That's a good explanation, and quite reasonable.

I'll vote 'meh'.

Dayze 05-02-2012 09:49 PM

Except for Omaha. He'd probably want to knock out some bench presses and squats before hitting it

Chief3188 05-02-2012 09:59 PM

I think she is a dog. She ruined the role in the 2nd batman movie over Katie Holmes. Although I am sure Katie Holmes is sure glad she missed out on that movie to do a movie with Queen Latifah lol.

She can have her moments when she doesn't look totally fugly but those are too few and far in between.


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