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Chiefspants 10-16-2012 02:43 PM

So which one of you went to work on Pioli's Wikipedia Page?
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Pioli

ROFL

Quote:

After a disastrous start to the 2011 season, Pioli's hand-picked QB Matt Cassel broke his hand on November 14. On November 21, he was placed on injured reserve, ending his season. Palko proved to be inadequate as a backup to a merely serviceable Cassel, leading many to question how a team with legitimate playoff hopes entering the 2011 season had remained so thin at so many key positions during the offseason, especially at QB and safety, where the Chiefs lack of depth was more than woeful.

Haley was fired on December 12, 2011, after leading his team to a 5-8 record during the 2011 NFL season.[12] Pioli fired Haley with 3 games remaining in the 2011 season, with Pioli deflecting much criticism for the Chiefs underwhelming performance toward Haley's methods in handling the strike-shortened offseason in particular; Pioli named Crennel interim coach and the team went 2-1 for a 7-9 finish. Pioli hired Crennel to be full time head coach; however, the results of the 2012 season have been as bad or even worse than the 2011 season (as the only real change was Crennel, the same team has many of the same problems as the 2011 team - only now Pioli doesn't have Haley to throw under the bus.) The nucleus of his young team is basically comprised of Peterson-era holdovers (Jamal Charles, Tamba Hali, Brandon Flowers) and New England rehashes (Matt Cassel, Steve Maneri). Fans have hired pilots to fly banners condoning his ouster. Considering his team's performances, their actions may be justified.
Edit: Here's Clay's edit (Which has apparently been tampered with)
Quote:

"In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2]"

BoneKrusher 10-16-2012 02:44 PM

eeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hammock Parties 10-16-2012 02:46 PM

Ooh! I have an edit.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2012 02:48 PM

Done.

Chiefspants 10-16-2012 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9020981)
Done.

ROFL

Hammock Parties 10-16-2012 02:52 PM

Went to work on Cassel's wiki entry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Cassel

rabblerouser 10-16-2012 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefspants (Post 9020954)

not gonna lie...

that was me on Sunday Night.

I also signed up for this board at around the same time.

rabblerouser 10-16-2012 03:52 PM

I cut and pasted from haley's, so i knew it wouldn't get deleted and added my own $.02...

CoMoChief 10-16-2012 03:58 PM

GoChiefs needs to include his Cassel FAIL stats on the wiki page. LMAO

Hammock Parties 10-16-2012 04:02 PM

I linked to it. :shrug:

rabblerouser 10-16-2012 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9021226)
I linked to it. :shrug:

(in my best Flounder/Kent Dorfman)

Aw, man is this gonna be GREAT!!

Stanley Nickels 10-16-2012 04:19 PM

Well Driving Wheel, a hearty welcome to you, then. You will receive, as of this post, 25% fewer "noob hazings". :D

rabblerouser 10-16-2012 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanley Nickels (Post 9021252)
Well Driving Wheel, a hearty welcome to you, then. You will receive, as of this post, 25% fewer "noob hazings". :D

bwahaha, so the amount of hazing I will receive will be only slightly less than it has been, got it.

(dorky winky thingie inserted here)

wazu 10-16-2012 05:36 PM

OP leaves out the best part:

"In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2]"

BlackHelicopters 10-16-2012 05:43 PM

Rest assured Pioli is working on his own edit so he can "control the message."

wazu 10-16-2012 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9021530)
Rest assured Pioli is working on his own edit so he can "control the message."

Yep. Expect a new section when you see it tomorrow, titled "The Justin Houston Era".

BlackHelicopters 10-16-2012 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 9021546)
Yep. Expect a new section when you see it tomorrow, titled "The Justin Houston Era".


Or "LSU and Me. The erection years."

Hammock Parties 10-16-2012 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 9021497)
OP leaves out the best part:

"In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2]"

This was edited from my original wording, which was "Pioli's failings in Kansas City."

Someone from the Patriot Way got to this.

It's not "Pioli failed." Now it's "He was misguided."

Pioli is a victim.

Chiefspants 10-16-2012 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 9021497)
OP leaves out the best part:

"In October 2012, Chiefs fans compiled a factual list of Pioli's misguided decisions in a public Google Document. [2]"

That was a part of Clay's edit, I'll add it to the op.

Edit: Oops, guess it's been tampered with.

bevischief 10-16-2012 05:56 PM

ROFL

DJ's left nut 10-16-2012 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9021568)
This was edited from my original wording, which was "Pioli's failings in Kansas City."

Someone from the Patriot Way got to this.

It's not "Pioli failed." Now it's "He was misguided."

Pioli is a victim.

I didn't mess with it, but 'misguided' is worse than merely failed.

Failed may mean that the process was sound but the result, for whatever reason, didn't come.

Misguided means that everything in the decision making process was just poorly thought through and decided. Misguided means ****ed up from its inception.

I like the new wording better.

Hammock Parties 10-16-2012 06:12 PM

Misguided sounds like Bill Parcells gave him bad advice on everything.

rabblerouser 10-16-2012 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9021530)
Rest assured Pioli is working on his own edit so he can "control the message."

it's all just part of 'the process.'

rabblerouser 10-16-2012 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9021619)
Misguided sounds like Bill Parcells gave him bad advice on everything.

Yeah. Like on sticking with 'your guys'. That's a Parcell flaw in Pioli; see it worked for Parcells because "his guys" were : Phil Simms, Bill belichick, Lawrence Tayler, Keith Byars, Tom Coughlin etc.

Hey Pioli!! Dexter McCluster is NOT Dave meggett!!! Matt ****ing cASShoLLLLLe is DEFINITELY not Phil ****ing Simms!!

****!!!!

Death2CasselFans 10-16-2012 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9020998)
Went to work on Cassel's wiki entry!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Cassel


Cassel married his longtime girlfriend Lauren Killian, (born July 31, 1981) a former USC volleyball player, in February 2007; Carson Palmer was his best man.


There seems to be a brotherhood amongst USC QBs

Cassel is #10 in this pic

http://i.imgur.com/zqfpc.png?1

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images...jpg?1319699293

Spott 10-16-2012 07:26 PM

Dang, there's really been a lot of USC QB's make it to the NFL in the last 8-10 years that have turned out to be mediocre. Looking at these pics I don't think there's any way I want Barkley next year.

rabblerouser 10-16-2012 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 9021924)
Dang, there's really been a lot of USC QB's make it to the NFL in the last 8-10 years that have turned out to be mediocre. Looking at these pics I don't think there's any way I want Barkley next year.

SC QB = no bueno.

SC is almost as bad as Michigan QBs (Brady being the only exception I can think of)

Chiefspants 10-16-2012 11:00 PM

Edited the Op to include Clay's tampered edit.

Bump 10-16-2012 11:03 PM

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/...gifs/KqDgY.gif

rabblerouser 10-17-2012 07:48 AM

^'Piloli, you mother****ing one who sucks the penis...'

He's telling the story of Todd Haley telling Piloi that they need new QB.

Hammock Parties 10-17-2012 08:08 AM

Pioli's going to get a couple of hard pipe-hittin' Patriot Wayers to go to work on the houses in Kansas City with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

rabblerouser 10-17-2012 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9023585)
Pioli's going to get a couple of hard pipe-hittin' Patriot Wayers to go to work on the houses in Kansas City with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

Ha!

q: 'Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?'

a: 'Talking to Romeo about atarting cASSel vs the Raiders, and having some food.'

'You're on dangerous ground, Mr. Piloi'
.


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