Tell me about your eyeballs.
 

Well, eyeball accessories, I guess. I'm wondering about eyewear.

They're over 50% white

Burberry, bitches

DON'T YOU EYEBALL ME, BOY....

They are kind of squishy and wet like

I'm guessing he just wants to know what kind of glasses everyone wears

Okay, thank you for your patience. The poll is up.

I donated my eyeballs to a blind kid.

I marked "I wear glasses" but it's not 100% correct. I need them for distance so pretty much only wear them when driving.

My glasses wear me.

I got one eye that is Superman strength and the other I got on loan from Hellen Keller. Still, I dont wear glasses.

I wear glasses. Bifocals to be more specific. Worn them for near-sighted issues since I was about 10.

Do you walk in circles a lot?