My opinion as to why we'll win!
 

Because my friend (who is a board member) bet $100 on the Raven's to win covering a spread of 5 points.

Okay.

Maybe Odin should have promised the end of all Chiefs fans. Put us out of our misery, but Nooooooo, had to be ice giants. Great. Being continuously ****ed by the long dick of being a chiefs fan.

Drugs are bad...

The Ravens are only favored by 5? That has trap written all over it. ****!

I doubt it...

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That was smart of him. I just LOVE my own to win covering a spread of 5 points.

to win covering a spread of 5 pointses are awesome. Everybody should have one!

**** you

But, but what if they're dead and WE'RE alive... man?

My reasoning for them winning is better.

I heard through a friend of a friend Pioli was scouring Arrowhead and found a lucky candy wrapper...I'd call it a good Omen.

Current line is 6.5 points.

I didn't see the words "because I'm drunk" in the OP. All further opinions are rendered useless.