I hope you are sodomized by a 400lb sales man.



You leave this thread up and take your Medicine, Mary Kay.

LMAO

I just can't do it. If you want to take cheap vacations, I can show you how. I don't need, or want to profit off of the thing. It just doesn't seem appropriate for me.

LMAO I'm taking my medicine. But I don't need to be spammy salesman. I didn't delete it, move it, or hide it. I just changed it and left the rest as is, so I could be abused for years to come. You're welcome.

Given 2 choices, i'd pay $130 to not have to either go to Branson, MO or sit through a timeshare seminar. Both sound completely awful.

Credit cards. Airline miles. Don't be a dumbass.

Well, it's $100 generally in Vegas for a 2 hour presentation. Some of those places out there are sweatshops though, and they can be much more high pressure. Just an FYI.

lol i would definitely WANT you to make something off of it.

I move to change Flopnuts name to Billy Mays.

Sorry. Iowanian's was better. Although yours is a close 2nd.

Appreciate it. Great for strangers, not for friends. I consider all of you guys as friends. I don't want to profit off of my friends. Feels douchey. So, next time you come down let me know. We'll figure out what's right for you. The thing is, if you come down, ****ing hit me up bro! I live here. I can show you some cool shit that not all tourists know about. Moonshine beach? Can I get a hell yeah?

Mr. Mary Kay? LMAO

The "2 hour time commitment" doesn't include the time shuttling you to their office and waiting around. I did one of those years ago and it ended up being a 6 hour time drain.

If you ever are considering buying a timeshare, just do a couple google searches. People are dumping their timeshares left and right and you can get them for pennies on the dollar in some cases. In some extreme cases, people are selling their timeshare contract for $1 so they don't have to pay the annual maintenance fee.

lol Ill definitely hit you up if we get that way. didnt make it last year because the wife was huge lol.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you (take that back now), that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But it you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.