Yea well I have 5 crazy men in my house right now.. I told his friends 4 pm and here it is 1 and they are alrady here.:banghead: And to top it off...I have to listen to them crack on me about DT not making the HOF. Brad actually said to me that DT was just an average player and the only reason he would get in to the HOF in the next 5 years is because he is dead. The SOB is lucky I didn't throw my drink in his face. Now I just have to plan it so that I am the one serving Brad his plate of food.ROFL

Yer sexy when yer pissed ;)

Tell Brad he doesn't know his ass from a hole inthe ground. And spit in his food.

REP!! ROFL

Women. Can't live with 'em, can't get 'em to leave the nuts out of the fudge when they bake it for you.

That's a start but it's letting the dickweed off way too easy.

If memoery serves, c4m is in Texas, which means it's relatively warm there. Might I suggest you serve him a nice, tall, refreshing glass of <strike>lemon</strike> urine-ade. :D

JoAnn only goes nuts for 3-4 days prior to her period. I guess I’m lucky, I only have to put up with a psychotic woman a week a month.
Either way, I just smoke a joint on the ferry heading home each night during that week, and glide through it.
Sure she bitches about me coming home fried 4 nights in a row, but the way I see it, she’d only growl about something else stupid anyway, so I might as well give her the excuse/topic to bark about, that way I know what defense to use.

no doubt there....


logic and women = oil and water


you never know what the fug they are thinking ... they could be pissed about something they thought you MIGHT DO or it could be a freaking dream they had last night when your "dream self" did something


they are emotionally screwed up for the most part

That's why I said I wanted to be the one to serve his plate.:thumb: I have to put up with him all the time. He is one of those guys that knows everything about everything. But hey he's a cowboy fan...so I just roll my eyes and laugh at him. I can't decide if I want to make his drinks strong...so he sleeps thru the game. Oh the decisions I have to make.ROFL

Yea...well you are just sexy.:thumb:

Are you wearing red like a good little whore?...

:spock: TMI and get a room.

Oh my god...that's gross but good. But I really don't think I could do something like that.

You bet your dumbass...chiefs red :thumb:

And you dare call yourself a Chiefs fan!!!??? Blasphomy!!! :harumph: