Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9019172)

As long as it's big enough to kill a charging cougar or bobcat it'll do. We have those come around after dark here on the edge of town so you need to take care when you go outside at night. They're mostly afraid of the house lights but you never know... if they're hungry enough they can come in too close. Just be ready and you'll be fine.

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9019201)

I would think that the sawed off 12 gauge would do the trick, but I'm more accurate w/ my bow.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9019224)

I'm sure between your firearms and ours we'd be ok. Bro and cousin saw a large cat in the next yard during the day though even 2 days ago. They think it may live in the old shed 40 yards away from moms house. Not sure. At any rate it's good to be careful going outside right now. Fall in Kansas.

Originally Posted by LLLLLumpy (Post 9019228)

:thumb: If all else fails, double tap.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9019238)

We live in Kansas... we have guns loaded about every 30 feet or one on us. This is how we like it. Less people, more wildlife, less problems. The wildlife is much less a problem than stupid people.

Originally Posted by LLLLLumpy (Post 9019242)

LMAO You really are missing home, aren't you, Dorothy?

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9019247)

Not missing it at all.. I'm here. I can hear Coyotes and Foxes calling outside my window.

You know why Kansas is the best state? Because no one else knows it.

Originally Posted by LLLLLumpy (Post 9019252)

You're visiting though. Then you'll be going back home soon. It drags me down a bit whenever I return after a trip to see my parents. I cross the Nebraska line, see the "The Good Life" sign and pout. But, whenever I get the urge to smell animal manure, I just con Gonzo into taking me and the boy to the pumpkin patch. LMAO

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9019261)

I may live in Illinois but I'm always a Kansas boy. Btw we have Coyotes, foxes and Bobcats in Illinois too.... just not at my place becasue I live in the middle of town in a much bigger town than here. But kiddo goes to college in a year and a hallf. Then who knows.

Originally Posted by LLLLLumpy (Post 9019269)

Just the good ol' boy
Never meaning no harm
Beats all you never saw, getting in trouble with the law
Since the day he was born...

LMAO

Okay, it's my bedtime. Enjoy the rest of your vacation and try to stay out of trouble!

/cameo

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 9006401)

Practice miming. After getting punched in the face by strangers, you'll be happy to go back to radio.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9018262)

**punches you in the ribs**

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 9019261)

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Btw we have Coyotes, foxes and Bobcats in Illinois too.

But kiddo goes to college in a year and a hallf. Then who knows.