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Mr. Flopnuts 01-12-2013 10:43 PM

Donkey Tears: They're delicious!
 
Donkey tears are ****ing delicious.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109766

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...=109641&page=8

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBF1 (Post 3780580)
Just wanted to remind those that like posting on the raven site that the board is still there if you want to mix it up still.

As Donko fans turn

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http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109788


http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109810

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109807

and there are more...poor guys.
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http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109808

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana Pants (Post 3780492)
You play up to 3 games in the playoffs. You can only lose once. After 14 years in the league the guy has a losing record in the playoffs, and is tied for the most losses by a starting QB in history. 18 million a year for that? That's like 1.65 millon per win towards the cap. Hmm. Maybe Scott ***** wasn't so dumb after all...


Rudy tossed tigger's salad 01-12-2013 10:45 PM

Refs lol

Stinger 01-12-2013 10:47 PM

Was wondering when that link would show up here. Lots of intersting reading over there today. LMAO LMAO LMAO

Crush 01-12-2013 10:51 PM

Mmmm sweet delicious tears of unfathomable sadness.

TLO 01-12-2013 10:54 PM

Lol

Gravedigger 01-12-2013 10:55 PM

If you blame the Refs you deserve to lose. It's as true as it ever was.

Munson 01-12-2013 11:00 PM

LOL @ the Bronco butthurt! LMAO

teedubya 01-12-2013 11:00 PM

Bronco tears are better tasting than unicorn tears.

Molitoth 01-12-2013 11:00 PM

There were shitty calls in favor of the Donks during the first half.
There were shitty calls in favor of the Ravens the second half.

Unfortunately the refs will always determine the outcome of a game.

A lot of things could be solved if they would ease up on the Pass Interference penalties, or at least make them reviewable. That play gets called wrong WAY too many times and will completely change the momentum of the game.

In58men 01-12-2013 11:01 PM

I just created an account lol


I thought today would be necessary

PhillyChiefFan 01-12-2013 11:01 PM

The 3rd & 7 playcall will be evaluated non-stop til next season on espn.

I personally loved the playcall :D

PhillyChiefFan 01-12-2013 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Molitoth (Post 9312190)
There were shitty calls in favor of the Donks during the first half.
There were shitty calls in favor of the Ravens the second half.

Unfortunately the refs will always determine the outcome of a game.

A lot of things could be solved if they would ease up on the Pass Interference penalties, or at least make them reviewable. That play gets called wrong WAY too many times and will completely change the momentum of the game.

Agreed.

GoChargers 01-12-2013 11:02 PM

What a bunch of whiny, crybaby bitches. I mean, seriously...

Quote:

This team is dead as far as i'm concerned. It's never going to do it and each season will ultimately end in abject, bitter, total failure, yet i'm compelled to watch it. Supporting this team is like watching Requiem for a Dream, you know it's going to have a bleak, horrible end but you can't look away
Really? At least they have Super Bowl rings to look back on after playoff chokes like these, fraudulent as they may be. When Marlon McCree did one of the most idiotic things I've ever seen on an NFL field against the Pats, I had no consolation of the sort. Donks fans are so entitled and out-of-touch with reality.

Bugeater 01-12-2013 11:04 PM

I don't really see the humor when our team was out of playoff contention in week 2...oh who the hell am I kidding, that shit is hilarious.

Crush 01-12-2013 11:04 PM

With a tear in my eye, this is one of the greatest days in my life.

Bugeater 01-12-2013 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9312191)
I just created an account lol


I thought today would be necessary

Waste of time.

In58men 01-12-2013 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9312210)
Waste of time.

Yeah, I'll be probably be banned within 4 posts.

Hammock Parties 01-12-2013 11:12 PM

http://i.imgur.com/jbcjl.png

Hammock Parties 01-12-2013 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9312211)
Yeah, I'll be probably be banned within 4 posts.

I was threatened with a ban. ROFL

In58men 01-12-2013 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9312233)
I was threatened with a ban. ROFL

Was that you?

"You only get one warning stop trolling"

Sorter 01-12-2013 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9312233)
I was threatened with a ban. ROFL

LMAOLMAO

Dartgod 01-12-2013 11:16 PM

With the exception of a few Bronco fans from my wife's side of the family and a few good posters here, the entire Donk Nation can eat a bag of dicks.

**** Denver

Crush 01-12-2013 11:19 PM

Do yourselves a favor and start reading at page 56 on their official game thread. Slowly watch their hopes and dreams get crushed in real time when the Ravens tie the game in under a minute.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...109742&page=56

KS Smitty 01-12-2013 11:20 PM

My favorite from the first page:

Quote:

It is an empty feeling.....but if you,let a team hang around and have stupid blunders over and over this has a tendency to happen. Perhaps like the late 90s team this team needs a "final lesson" before achieving greatness. They threw away a lot today. They were the best team in the league just,like the 96 team was, but you have to bring it when it counts.

It will take awhile to recover from this.

AussieChiefsFan 01-12-2013 11:28 PM

ROFL just epic

lcarus 01-12-2013 11:30 PM

The refs? Lol, the refs called that BS defensive holding that led to Denver taking the lead late, and there was a big ass holding on the kick return TD.

rico 01-12-2013 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9312197)
What a bunch of whiny, crybaby bitches. I mean, seriously...



Really? At least they have Super Bowl rings to look back on after playoff chokes like these, fraudulent as they may be. When Marlon McCree did one of the most idiotic things I've ever seen on an NFL field against the Pats, I had no consolation of the sort. Donks fans are so entitled and out-of-touch with reality.

Boom. This.

Nickel D 01-12-2013 11:35 PM

Dear Mr. Goodell,

Please, please, please...

F*@% (BAN) the tuck rule forever!!!

Regards,
Every NFL fan, living and dead

cdcox 01-12-2013 11:37 PM

My favorite quote, during the regulation kneel downs, with two timeouts and PM:

Quote:

Done watching, switching off this **** TV now before I need a new one.

AussieChiefsFan 01-12-2013 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 9312303)
My favorite quote, during the regulation kneel downs, with two timeouts and PM:

AHAHAHAROFL

rtmike 01-12-2013 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9312191)
I just created an account lol


I thought today would be necessary

Good luck with that. Taco John finally approved my account after 3.5 years of waiting.

It wasn't like I tried hard either.

lcarus 01-12-2013 11:41 PM

That Boldin catch that was reviewed was clearly a catch. ****ing reeruns bitching about that lol.

DTLB58 01-12-2013 11:43 PM

I was laughing so hard at some of these I was crying.

I liked the dude that had just got home and said his feet were so cold they were numb but now he was so pissed he just wants to kill himself. ROFL

Not making fun of suicide, but that combination just broke me up.

lcarus 01-12-2013 11:44 PM

Dozens of them on there saying THIS GAME IS THE MOST RIGGED GAME EVER!!!!! WAAHHH!!! Gimme a ****ing break.

bowener 01-12-2013 11:44 PM

From what I saw, if the refs did anything, they tried to get us Manning V. Brady next week.

GoChargers 01-12-2013 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowener (Post 9312328)
From what I saw, if the refs did anything, they tried to get us Manning V. Brady next week.

Exactly.... Donks fans are beyond delusional.

AussieChiefsFan 01-12-2013 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9312327)
Dozens of them on there saying THIS GAME IS THE MOST RIGGED GAME EVER!!!!! WAAHHH!!! Gimme a ****ing break.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowener (Post 9312328)
From what I saw, if the refs did anything, they tried to get us Manning V. Brady next week.

Precisely.

RealSNR 01-12-2013 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowener (Post 9312328)
From what I saw, if the refs did anything, they tried to get us Manning V. Brady next week.

The NFL deserves to get Flacco vs Schaub for the way these games are officiated.

Audit2 01-12-2013 11:52 PM

Manning is the biggest choker in the history of the league. He choked in college and the NFl.

GoChargers 01-12-2013 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audit2 (Post 9312358)
Manning is the biggest choker in the history of the league. He choked in college and the NFl.

Can't beat Florida, can't beat the Chargers in the playoffs, can't win in cold weather, etc. What an overrated pussy, and he always has an excuse, too.

Sorter 01-12-2013 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9312356)
The NFL deserves to get Cassel vs Joe Webb for the way these games are officiated.

fixed

teedubya 01-12-2013 11:57 PM

Broncofreude.

AussieChiefsFan 01-13-2013 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audit2 (Post 9312358)
Manning is the biggest choker in the history of the league. He choked in college and the NFl.

And welcome.

Audit2 01-13-2013 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 9312373)
And welcome.

Thanks

ThaVirus 01-13-2013 12:05 AM

I wanted to post this in the KnowMo thread, but whatevskis, it's going here..

You know the best part about the loss today?

The fact that everyone and every aspect of the Bronco team that KnowMo's been touting all season were either a huge liability or a complete non-factor.

-Peyton played a pretty good game up until OT, but I fault him for the OT pick (obviously) and also all of the short yardage audibles he was calling. I felt like the guy was checking down to a run far too often in the 3rd and short situations late in the game. You're ****ing Peyton Manning- the king of dink 'n dunk and the master of play action. He should have taken the game in his own hands late in the 4th quarter when it was time to seal the deal and he kind of attempted to deflect the pressure..

-Champ. Need I say anything else? The dude got burnt to a crisp. He's lucky Flacco was a bit innacurate and Caldwell became LITERALLY the worst, most predictable, most conservative playcaller in the history of the NFL in the 2nd half or he could have given up 200+ and another TD or two to Torrey Smith.

-Rahim Moore, who is apparently better than Eric Berry, has to go down in history with THE WORST single play by an NFL safety in the league's history. Seriously, how in ****'s name do you let that happen? LMAO So, so great!

-Decker and ESPECIALLY Demaryius Thomas were pretty much non-factors today. KnowMo's been hyping those two up as the best receiving duo outside of Jones and White for a while now and in the biggest game of their careers, they failed to make it happen. I'd have to watch the games a bit more, but it seems like if you take away the deep ball and the comeback/spot routes, those guys are pretty ineffective. They seriously need to expand their route tree before anyone can call them great.

-Their amazing pass defense that has "4 NFL caliber starting CBs" (I'm paraphrasing KnowMo on that one), that gave up crucial 3rd down receptions to Pitta and Boldin in the 2nd half, as well as the aforementioned toasty treatment given to Bailey.

-The run defense that KnowMo swore was one of the best in the league let Rice go over 130 when you knew they were running him on EVERY. SINGLE. 1ST. AND. 2ND. DOWN. Seriously, the commentators were literally calling it before it happened on every fresh set of downs.

-And probably my favorite, the so-called "best pass rushing duo in the NFL", Von Miller and Dumervil were COMPLETELY invisible. Seriously, they ran right at Miller with great success and passed the ball a shit ton, pretty much stoning those two in the process.

EDIT: How could I forget ****ing DJ Williams and Wesley Woodyard LMAO He couldn't wait to get DJ back: "I can only imagine how good we'll be when he comes back. We'll be scary good. I want his cock in me right now." (Paraphrasing KnowMo again). Talking up Woodyard's Pro Bowl playing level.. Those dudes were invisible all game as well..

The only thing KnowMo hit on was Trindon Holliday (who damn near won them this game) and, surprisingly, Knowshon ****ing Moreno. The dude was playing pretty well and put on a great double move for his TD catch.

Bugeater 01-13-2013 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audit2 (Post 9312380)
Thanks

Now stfu n00b.

Audit2 01-13-2013 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChargers (Post 9312363)
Can't beat Florida, can't beat the Chargers in the playoffs, can't win in cold weather, etc. What an overrated pussy, and he always has an excuse, too.

For him to throw that pick across his body to lose the game was hilarious. I'm still laughing. ROFL

Audit2 01-13-2013 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 9312387)
Now stfu n00b.

Ok! I'll just go to bed. :clap:

tk13 01-13-2013 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9312384)
I wanted to post this in the KnowMo thread, but whatevskis, it's going here..

You know the best part about the loss today?

The fact that everyone and every aspect of the Bronco team that KnowMo's been touting all season were either a huge liability or a complete non-factor.

-Peyton played a pretty good game up until OT, but I fault him for the OT pick (obviously) and also all of the short yardage audibles he was calling. I felt like the guy was checking down to a run far too often in the 3rd and short situations late in the game. You're ****ing Peyton Manning- the king of dink 'n dunk and the master of play action. He should have taken the game in his own hands late in the 4th quarter when it was time to seal the deal and he kind of attempted to deflect the pressure..

-Champ. Need I say anything else? The dude got burnt to a crisp. He's lucky Flacco was a bit innacurate and Caldwell became LITERALLY the worst, most predictable, most conservative playcaller in the history of the NFL in the 2nd half or he could have given up 200+ and another TD or two to Torrey Smith.

-Rahim Moore, who is apparently better than Eric Berry, has to go down in history with THE WORST single play by an NFL safety in the league's history. Seriously, how in ****'s name do you let that happen? LMAO So, so great!

-Decker and ESPECIALLY Demaryius Thomas were pretty much non-factors today. KnowMo's been hyping those two up as the best receiving duo outside of Jones and White for a while now and in the biggest game of their careers, they failed to make it happen. I'd have to watch the games a bit more, but it seems like if you take away the deep ball and the comeback/spot routes, those guys are pretty ineffective. They seriously need to expand their route tree before anyone can call them great.

Last night he was arguing Thomas and Decker were better than Harrison and Wayne. Of course, so was Hootie today too, so there you go.

RunKC 01-13-2013 12:12 AM

"You thought the Chiefs had a shot to win the division this year, but yet they ****ing suck and we're the one's who will be playing on SB Sunday."

I've heard this line repeatedly all season long. Goddamn it feels so good to rub this in to my Donkey co-workers face!

I can't ****ing wait for Monday morning at the office. It's going to be EPIC.

notorious 01-13-2013 12:13 AM

Is KnowMo a Hootie mult? :hmmm:

notorious 01-13-2013 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 9312403)
I can't ****ing wait for Monday morning at the office. It's going to be EPIC.

They will retort to your ballbreaking with something like this,"At least we were there!"

Your reply, with a shit-eating grin,"Peyton Manning".

morphius 01-13-2013 12:16 AM

I loved it when Bailey got called for PI, and someone the announcers missed the fact that he held the guys arm back from getting up to catch the ball. I'd oddly be shocked if any of the donkey fans saw that either.

HolyHat 01-13-2013 12:17 AM

Be on the lookout for a user by the name of DonkeyNeck on the orange mane... I hear he's gonna have some kind words for the donkey tear fest. LOL

Hammock Parties 01-13-2013 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by @KCsporting (Post 9312421)
Be on the lookout for a user by the name of DonkeyNeck on the orange mane... I hear he's gonna have some kind words for the donkey tear fest. LOL

Please spam Ray Lewis Terminator imagery.

Crush 01-13-2013 12:55 AM

I ****ing love this pic. Blatantly stolen from Clay on Orangemane.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...06082293_n.jpg

ThaVirus 01-13-2013 12:57 AM

Can a brother get the hookup on the Ray Lewis Terminator pick? I like to be spoonfed..

Tribal Warfare 01-13-2013 01:04 AM

Tebow would've won the game, and I'm surprised gochiefs didn't mention it. ROFL

Hammock Parties 01-13-2013 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9312502)
Can a brother get the hookup on the Ray Lewis Terminator pick? I like to be spoonfed..

http://i.imgur.com/jbcjl.png

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/20...terminated.gif

Bump 01-13-2013 01:22 AM

I just got banned for thinking about what I would say to them lololol

Hammock Parties 01-13-2013 01:29 AM

they're crying about the refs, now.

http://i.imgur.com/2kB2P.jpg

clyde05 01-13-2013 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crush (Post 9312254)
Do yourselves a favor and start reading at page 56 on their official game thread. Slowly watch their hopes and dreams get crushed in real time when the Ravens tie the game in under a minute.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...109742&page=56

Enjoyed reading that meltdown from donks fans. Love it.

jallmon 01-13-2013 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9312191)
I just created an account lol


I thought today would be necessary

Me2

KChiefer 01-13-2013 02:57 AM

Every play??? KAHN!!!!!! ROFL

htismaqe 01-13-2013 05:23 AM

Manning's quest for a Super Bowl in Denver?

IN-COM-PLETE!

big nasty kcnut 01-13-2013 05:31 AM

God the tears of the donkey are so tasty.

bevischief 01-13-2013 06:00 AM

Why?

chasedude 01-13-2013 06:25 AM

Eat shit donk fans... know the true death of playoff hopes

mdchiefsfan 01-13-2013 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius (Post 9312417)
I loved it when Bailey got called for PI, and someone the announcers missed the fact that he held the guys arm back from getting up to catch the ball. I'd oddly be shocked if any of the donkey fans saw that either.

The thing that infuriated me was there was a similar call against the Ravens earlier. Did anyone catch the announcers bias with that?

After the Ravens PI the announcer said something along the lines of,"Putting your arm on his shoulder, even though he didn't move him, is asking for the refs to throw the flag. You just can't do that."

Then the PI against Denver he said,"I just don't see that. That shouldn't have been called. He put his arm on his shoulder, which isn't illegal, but that's the only contact I see."

I couldn't believe it.

mikey23545 01-13-2013 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9312136)
Donkey tears are ****ing delicious.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=109766

I have gorged myself on their sweet salty scrumptiousness and yet am still not satiated.

the Talking Can 01-13-2013 07:30 AM

http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/fo...mg19826834.jpg
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http://vogeltalksrving.com/wp-conten...lson_haha2.jpg

R8RFAN 01-13-2013 08:00 AM

LMAO



http://d.pr/i/6FO4+

Spott 01-13-2013 08:20 AM

Damn, those guys are a bunch of crybabies about banning people. No wonder so many of them come over here. Half of them probably got banned for suggesting that Elway may only be the 2nd best QB ever.

That Kaylore dude is a bitch, anyways.

Chiefs Pantalones 01-13-2013 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoWalrus (Post 9312544)
they're crying about the refs, now.

http://i.imgur.com/2kB2P.jpg

The NFL said there was nothing illegal about that FG try.

jallmon 01-13-2013 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spott (Post 9312696)
Damn, those guys are a bunch of crybabies about banning people. No wonder so many of them come over here. Half of them probably got banned for suggesting that Elway may only be the 2nd best QB ever.

That Kaylore dude is a bitch, anyways.

Was on there this morning, a guy got banned for 6 months for calling Kaylore names...tight assed board.

Bwana 01-13-2013 09:47 AM

Most weeks I'm not a Monday guy, but tomorrow is going to be sweet. There is a donk fan at work that I had a little bet with and the guy is a real tool. He was running his pie hole nonstop about how the donks were going to win the Super Bowl last week, so I took the opportunity to goad him into a bet.

He wanted to bet me $50 that the donks would win the bowl and I told him that if I was going to bet with him, he would have to put on his big boy pants and make it a real bet. I explained to him that $50 bets were for grade school boys, not to waste my time and if we were going to do this, he needed to step up and bet like a man, it worked. :evil:

We ended up making the bet for $250.00. He sent me a text after the game crying about the refs, but also said that he would have my money in hand at the start of business Monday. :)

Pasta Little Brioni 01-13-2013 09:52 AM

My favorite part of the whole game was when Decker was crying to the ref by the Raven sideline about a call and Harbaugh told him to sit the **** down and shut his pussy mouth.

DTLB58 01-13-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9312824)
Most weeks I'm not a Monday guy, but tomorrow is going to be sweet. There is a donk fan at work that I had a little bet with and the guy is a real tool. He was running his pie hole nonstop about how the donks were going to win the Super Bowl last week, so I took the opportunity to goad him into a bet.

He wanted to bet me $50 that the donks would win the bowl and I told him that if I was going to bet with him, he would have to put on his big boy pants and make it a real bet. I explained to him that $50 bets were for grade school boys, not to waste my time and if we were going to do this, he needed to step up and bet like a man, it worked. :evil:

We ended up making the bet for $250.00. He sent me a text after the game crying about the refs, but also said that he would have my money in hand at the start of business Monday. :)

:clap: You should spend a little bit of the money on something from the game you can keep at work to remind him of it, EVERYDAY!

milkman 01-13-2013 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 9312647)
The thing that infuriated me was there was a similar call against the Ravens earlier. Did anyone catch the announcers bias with that?

After the Ravens PI the announcer said something along the lines of,"Putting your arm on his shoulder, even though he didn't move him, is asking for the refs to throw the flag. You just can't do that."

Then the PI against Denver he said,"I just don't see that. That shouldn't have been called. He put his arm on his shoulder, which isn't illegal, but that's the only contact I see."

I couldn't believe it.

The penalty aganst the Ravens was a defensive hold, the DB got his hand on the shoulder pads.

The non PI against the Donks, the DB put his hand on the back, and Deirdorf did say "back", not shoulder.

The fact is both calls were good calls.

Rasputin 01-13-2013 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTLB58 (Post 9312834)
:clap: You should spend a little bit of the money on something from the game you can keep at work to remind him of it, EVERYDAY!

Ha ha he should get him a Ray Lewis bobble head.


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