If Matt Cassel was a great Sit Com, he'd be Happy Days.
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If Matt Cassel was a TV newsanchor he'd be Katie Couric
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If Matt Cassel was an Olympic Skier, he'd be Sony Bono
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If Matt Cassel was a model, he'd be Kirstie Tynes.
If Matt Cassel was a nurse, he'd be badgirl. |
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If Cassel was a Doctor he'd be Kevorkian
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If Matt Cassel were a thief, he'd be Midnight Vulture.
If Matt Cassel was an ISP, he'd be AOL If Matt Cassel was a hot dog, he'd be a Bar-S. |
If Cassel was a GM he'd value Center as the most important position
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If Matt Cassel was a safety he'd be Sabby Piscatelli
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If Matt Cassel was a pristine lawn, he'd be crabgrass.
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If matt Cassel were a dancer, he would be a Clogger.
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If Matt Cassel was a piece of workout equipment, he'd be a Shake Weight
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If Matt Cassel were a girl, he'd be the ****y, fat one who cock blocks you from banging her hot friend at the end of the night
If Matt Cassel were a cell, he'd be cancer If Matt Cassel were a commissioner, he'd be Roger Goodell If Matt Cassel were a LT, he'd be Tony Mandarich If Matt Cassel made the pro bowl, he'd be an alternate |
If Matt Cassel was a self righteous, religious phony, attention whoring, murdering linebacker that is only accepted because he's good, he'd be Ray Lewis.
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If Matt Cassel thought the government orchestrated Sandy Hook and 9/11, he'd be a moonbat
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