A present for all your urban hunting needs
 

Frazod needs one of these o:-)



ERIC LIMER 49 minutes ago
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Finally, A Bulletproof Couch You Can Fill With Guns
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If you like guns, not being shot, and sitting, there's a new product on the market that is right up your extremely narrow alley. Meet Couchbunker: the ~$7,000 bulletproof sofa that's also a toy box for your guns.

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From the makers of Bedbunker, Couchbunker is just begging to be your 40-rifle, living room gun safe (40 rifles not included). And if you're a firm believer that the best defense is a good offense, you'll be glad to know that the questionably-comfortable bulletproof cushions are optional. But they do have handy arm straps and can stop bullets all the way up to a .44 Magnum, point blank.

The Couchbunker comes in a few different styles and sizes, none of which are particularly pretty, but all of which are at least reasonably unassuming. You can check them out (and order them!) at the Couchbunker's website.

It's one thing to be appropriately paranoid, but this ventures into a whole different realm. Still, it beats just watching TV while sitting on a naked stack of guns, right? Can't argue with comfort. [Couchbunker via WFAA via Fark]


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Because you never know when the "Zombie Apocalypse" is going to come.

I bet that's one heavy couch to move around lol....

Yeah, no shit. I've moved enough sleeper sofas to give me nightmares about that thing.

Ban couches

Couches don't make people fat, people do!

I call it the ghetto apocalypse.

When the economy crashes and Obama can't pay for people's phones and food stamps, they're going to riot, raise hell and come out to the suburbs and rob the "haves" if you will.

LMAO

Yes. This is what you need to stock up on guns and ammo for.

Bullet-proof? I wonder how well it stands up to 4 yr olds?

you're not a racist POS ... no, not at all

Frazod needs a "Bulletproof Fridge" version.

Where did he mention race? You assuming he was speaking about minorities makes you the racist POS.

You know, it's funny. We've already replaced the dishwasher, and a burner just died on the stove so it'll be replaced in the next week or so. The only original appliance left from when we moved in here is the one that I shot. Hardy sonofabitch, that refrigerator. :D

As for the couch, yeah, it just screams moving nightmare to me. Neat idea, though.

I will stop breaking your balls about it. :D


I can just imagine someone "plopping" down on that couch and turning their tailbone into powder. :eek:

I've actually broken my tailbone in that manner - fell back on the edge of a cheap coach. **** that hurt. For months until it eventually went away.

Not like you can put a cast on your ass. LMAO