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Hammock Parties 04-23-2014 05:06 PM

Russell Wilson files for divorce
 
Gotta dump her before he gets $100M!

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/04/23/0...nstagram-4.jpg

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Seattle Seahawks QB Russell Wilson is filing for divorce from his wife Ashton ... after 2 years of marriage.

Wilson just made the announcement, saying ... "I have made the difficult decision to file for divorce. Clearly, decisions like these don't come easy."
Russell and Ashton have known each other since high school in Virginia -- and they started dating during their college years.

They got married in January, 2012 ... just a few months before Russell was drafted by the Seahawks.

The divorce is kinda shocking ... considering the couple did a ton of charity work together -- often visiting children's hospitals during his Super Bowl winning season.

OldSchool 04-23-2014 05:07 PM

Wants to sow his seeds in more fields than 1.

Why Not? 04-23-2014 05:08 PM

Oh I'm sure her lawyer will see to it she gets a nice piece of that $100 mil.

Hammock Parties 04-23-2014 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Why Not? (Post 10580797)
Oh I'm sure her lawyer will see to it she gets a nice piece of that $100 mil.

Alimony covers future earnings? Christ. Men get screwed so bad these days.

Why Not? 04-23-2014 05:14 PM

I think it depends on the circumstance and state.

vailpass 04-23-2014 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10580801)
Alimony covers future earnings? Christ. Men get screwed so bad these days.

No fault divorce ftw...

Rain Man 04-23-2014 05:16 PM

She reported that he had all of the tools and great mechanics, but he just wasn't big enough.

SPchief 04-23-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10580823)
She reported that he had all of the tools and great mechanics, but he just wasn't big enough.

LMAO

Why Not? 04-23-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10580823)
She reported that he had all of the tools and great mechanics, but he just wasn't big enough.

That's legitamately funny

Dante84 04-23-2014 05:18 PM

No child support, lucky for him

Pasta Little Brioni 04-23-2014 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10580823)
She reported that he had all of the tools and great mechanics, but he just wasn't big enough.

She shacking up with Geno now?

Hammock Parties 04-23-2014 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 10580832)
No child support, lucky for him

Yeah isn't child support always a % of income?

Smart move.

jd1020 04-23-2014 05:22 PM

Took him long enough.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1086998/wilsongf.gif

Look at that face... ****ing psycho!

Mojo Jojo 04-23-2014 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10580838)
Yeah isn't child support always a % of income?

Smart move.

Yes, and will change as income changes.

Simply Red 04-23-2014 05:26 PM

why do you all hate white women?

vailpass 04-23-2014 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10580846)
Took him long enough.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1086998/wilsongf.gif

Look at that face... ****ing psycho!

Agreed. But I guess a lot of people make a goofy face when they think they just won the lottery...

Simply Red 04-23-2014 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10580835)
She shacking up with Geno now?

Chocolate Penis only dates soul sistas

Pasta Little Brioni 04-23-2014 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10580869)
Chocolate Penis only dates soul sistas

He has cucked with a few cpers wives no doubt

vailpass 04-23-2014 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 10580888)
He has cucked with a few cpers wives no doubt

Or at least been begged to by their husbands...

booger 04-23-2014 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10580846)
Took him long enough.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1086998/wilsongf.gif

Look at that face... ****ing psycho!

I would have to hit that from behind. Her O face is scary yet hilarious

jd1020 04-23-2014 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 10580989)
I would have to hit that from behind. Her O face is scary yet hilarious

She's pac girl that just ate a power pellet and on the prowl.

booger 04-23-2014 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10581011)
She's pac girl that just ate a power pellet and on the prowl.

As long as she don't drag her teeth I suppose I could wear a blindfold

TribalElder 04-23-2014 06:09 PM

Her jaw opens like a pez dispenser

Surprising news indeed

Jimmya 04-23-2014 06:24 PM

Ando one bites the dust

notorious 04-23-2014 06:42 PM

There is nooooo way I would get married if I was a professional athlete.

vailpass 04-23-2014 06:50 PM

Dude realized he wanted to be single, young, rich and swinging. Respect. Better than cheating on the wife.

MahiMike 04-23-2014 07:19 PM

Please refer to the dating thread where I clearly state that no man should get married.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 04-23-2014 07:22 PM

Didn't know he experienced emotions.

Hog's Gone Fishin 04-23-2014 07:23 PM

Smartest QB in the NFL !


Well, until after the draft.

vailpass 04-23-2014 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 10581365)
Please refer to the dating thread where I clearly state that no man should get married.

There are plenty of happily married people, my folks among them.
Then there are us dogs...

Dayze 04-23-2014 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10581202)
There is nooooo way I would get married if I was a professional athlete.

exactly. screw that.

DTLB58 04-23-2014 07:24 PM

I thought on draft day seeing her on tv she looked like a bitch.

I thought, damn, he can do a lot better than that. That pic is by far and away better than anything I've ever seen of her.

I was not surprised at all by this. I was surprised that he let her hang on this long.

DTLB58 04-23-2014 07:26 PM

Dumped her before kids and more importantly before his second contract.

saphojunkie 04-23-2014 07:40 PM

He will have a child with some random skank within 12 months and that is guaran****ingteed.

ThaVirus 04-23-2014 07:55 PM

Without knowing a damn thing about his at-home life, this is kind of shocking. I've read that he's very religious.

Nightfyre 04-23-2014 08:00 PM

who the **** cares?

tk13 04-23-2014 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 10581483)
He will have a child with some random skank within 12 months and that is guaran****ingteed.

I've seen a couple articles note that this was announced by a press release from the Seahawks organization. Maybe there's nothing to it, but that's unusual.

Just Passin' By 04-23-2014 08:03 PM

A little tarnish on the image

Simply Red 04-23-2014 08:09 PM

what a dog.

Simply Red 04-23-2014 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 10581071)
Her jaw opens like a pez dispenser

Surprising news indeed

if they made a Russell Wilson ex-wife Pez dispenser, I'd totally buy one - mostly because it'd be such a peculiar item to own.

Simplicity 04-23-2014 08:15 PM

Following him on twitter and such... It's really hard to see him doing that. Dude seemed like he was happy AF.

Sure-Oz 04-23-2014 08:19 PM

Maybe he wants to be Derek Jeter and **** every hot woman around until he's older

vailpass 04-23-2014 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10581573)
who the **** cares?

I do!/first guy in line for rebound ****

Big Poppa Payne 04-23-2014 08:32 PM

She looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. You can't get mad at a guy for upgrading.

Simply Red 04-23-2014 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by npayne1978 (Post 10581674)
She looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. You can't get mad at a guy for upgrading.

:clap:

ThaVirus 04-23-2014 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplicity (Post 10581632)
Following him on twitter and such... It's really hard to see him doing that. Dude seemed like he was happy AF.


That's how a lot of relationships, and people in general, seem over social media.

Jakemall 04-23-2014 08:57 PM

He went to the wrong state to file for divorce...Washington is notoriously pro-women in these cases.

Pepe Silvia 04-23-2014 08:58 PM

What's he going to do when another gold digger swoops in?

alpha_omega 04-23-2014 09:36 PM

Ha, she got cut.

Fairplay 04-23-2014 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10581202)
There is nooooo way I would get married if I was a professional athlete.


Prenup

'Hamas' Jenkins 04-23-2014 10:13 PM

Maybe Beast Mode was dropping a Skittles nut on her grill and Russell found out.

98 SR20 04-24-2014 12:11 AM

Smart dude.

Jimmya 04-24-2014 05:13 AM

Smart indeed!

J Diddy 04-24-2014 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10581388)
There are plenty of happily married people, my folks among them.
Then there are us dogs...

Woof mother****ing woof

notorious 04-24-2014 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10581888)
Prenup

I was thinking more about the endless stream of 9s and 10s that would throw themselves at you.

KINGPIN CHIEFS FAN 04-24-2014 06:33 AM

He saw Kate Upton's beach scene in "The other woman" and he knew what he had to do. Why drive a Yugo when you can have a Rolls Royce!

SeeingRed 04-24-2014 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10580846)
Took him long enough.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1086998/wilsongf.gif

Look at that face... ****ing psycho!

lmao

Marcellus 04-24-2014 07:26 AM

He is getting ready to come out of the closet.

Jimmya 04-24-2014 07:43 AM

I wouldn't doubt that he may be gay.

Simply Red 04-24-2014 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimmya (Post 10582190)
I wouldn't doubt that he may be gay.

http://i58.tinypic.com/2dnp78.gif

Simply Red 04-24-2014 08:01 AM

He's gay alright.


Gay for that new steady pussy.

KCUnited 04-24-2014 08:10 AM

He can't negotiate a new contract until next year, may as well shed that dead weight now.

Jimmya 04-24-2014 08:20 AM

I bet the contract was a huge concern for him especially if he didn't get a good vibe from her.

King_Chief_Fan 04-24-2014 08:20 AM

I hope she gets a big pay also

Easy 6 04-24-2014 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Douche Baggins (Post 10580838)
Yeah isn't child support always a % of income?

Smart move.

30%

kepp 04-24-2014 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 10581483)
He will have a child with some random skank within 12 months and that is guaran****ingteed.

"Here, Russell...use THIS condom...hehehe"

Pasta Little Brioni 04-24-2014 09:43 AM

Dude has probably been banging strange on the side or years. At least he's getting a divorce unlike that scumbag Peydaton.

Eleazar 04-24-2014 09:43 AM

She had a winning lottery ticket and it blew out the car window into a blast furnace. How unfortunate.

ModSocks 04-24-2014 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jd1020 (Post 10580846)
Took him long enough.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1086998/wilsongf.gif

Look at that face... ****ing psycho!

She can fit a softball in that mouth.....hrmmm

vailpass 04-24-2014 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10582415)
She had a winning lottery ticket and it blew out the car window into a blast furnace. How unfortunate.

She'll get a consolation prize...

Chiefs Pantalones 04-24-2014 09:53 AM

This is your usual case of douche athlete leaving long time (before famous) girl/wife because you're now a star and can't keep it in your pants. Like PGM
said, at least he's divorcing her unlike Peyton.

Other notable athletes that left their chicks after making it big: Lance Armstrong, Dwayne Wade, others I can't think of right now.

ModSocks 04-24-2014 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiefs Pantalones (Post 10582435)
This is your usual case of douche athlete leaving long time (before famous) girl/wife because you're now a star and can't keep it in your pants. Like PGM
said, at least he's divorcing her unlike Peyton.

Other notable athletes that left their chicks after making it big: Lance Armstrong, Dwayne Wade, others I can't think of right now.

Better to regret something you did do than to regret something you didn't.

If i were a pro baller i wouldn't want to think back and regret not pursuing the life i COULD'VE had. There's plenty of time to settle down and get married, but when you're a young SB winning QB about to get paid, you need to live in the moment (not stupidly of course).

Like others have said, if i were a pro athlete, i wouldn't marry either.

Pasta Little Brioni 04-24-2014 10:11 AM

I can respect him for it. Can't that other certain playoff choking douche.

Bowser 04-24-2014 10:14 AM

What's the percentage of high school sweethearts that actually survive their marriages for life? I'd say under 10%.

ThaVirus 04-24-2014 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan (Post 10582260)
I hope she gets a big pay also


Why would you hope that?

KCUnited 04-24-2014 10:21 AM

If you knew, with 95% certainty, that you were going to win a 100 million dollar Powerball a year from now, how many of you married guys with no kids would think about a divorce?

King_Chief_Fan 04-24-2014 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 10582514)
If you knew, with 95% certainty, that you were going to win a 100 million dollar Powerball a year from now, how many of you married guys with no kids would think about a divorce?

Does anyone think that it would be a sleazy thing to do?

Halfcan 04-24-2014 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10580823)
She reported that he had all of the tools and great mechanics, but he just wasn't big enough.

LMAO :thumb:

Bowser 04-24-2014 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by King_Chief_Fan (Post 10582586)
Does anyone think that it would be a sleazy thing to do?

Nope

RealSNR 04-24-2014 10:55 AM

I hope she doesn't see a damn dime.


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