Danica Patrick files for divorce
 

Here is your chance fella's --Danica is now on the open market as of January 3.

http://msn.foxsports.com/nascar/stor...-series-011413

didn't even know she was married.

Eh, I'm sure she's been plowed by many a circle driving redneck.

Hi! I'm new here. Is there a new member thread anywhere?

Hi Knowmo

PM Bob Dole and he'll hook you up with the link

There's a reason why her vagina's nickname is Dan Wheldon.

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I looked on the members list and didn't find Bob Dole.

How do I make a custom avatar? The other ones from the board aren't really me. It makes me a little sad.

Admiral Ackbar is shaking his head in disgust.

You have to reach a certain amount of posts. I forgot how much though.

Obvious mult is obvious

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=25

Solves all your problems.

Thanks

Don't care what anyone thinks of her. I'd slam my car into her pit for a stop. And, yeah, it would only take me 12 seconds as well.

PM Bob Dole the pic you want to use. They're really strict about avatars here and ban users for using avatars that aren't approved.

You should shrink this down and use it.

http://www.americangrocery.co.uk/ekm...340ml-95-p.jpg

I always thought Danica had a cock. Who knew?

He gets a lot of PMs, so yours may get lost in the shuffle. Feel free to continue to send them to him. He won't mind.

Not necessarily. Probably an Andy Reid fan.

When you send him a PM it might be usefull to ALL CAPS it.

Waited until jan 1 for better tax rates?

Is that Dartgod in the shades? :D

I dunno but someone really needs to photoshop a Boba Fett helmet on the dude getting his chest signed!

He aint backing off till he gets a nip shot.
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She a no talent whore who will never win a race unless everyone else runs out of gas.

Plus she's a whiny bitch.

I wouldn't.

She's reasonably pretty, but in the celebrity realm isn't anything special. At all. If she had a killer rack it would be different, but she doesn't.

Yea, she's had the hollywood makeover and is still pretty average ... like her driving.

She's a whiny little bitch who blames everyone else for her problems.

I hope she meets Ray Ray Lewis in a dark alley.

I hate them both.

Agree. Too many legitimately hot women out there for me to give a shit about an average one just because she drives a race car.

I bet you'd like a picture of me as an avatar!:evil:

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.45358...99822&pid=15.1
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.48845...56916&pid=15.1
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.49307...54096&pid=15.1

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.48011...38981&pid=15.1

I'd drive all over her checkered flag.

Hi! I'm new too. i think these guys are making fun of me. I don't think it's fair that we have to use these weird avatars. Are you a girl? I am looking forward to making some new friends on here. I joined because I am an Andy Reid fan. He sure is a good coach.

Hi Machine! I am a WOMAN not a girl. You are not off to a good start here it seems. These guys seem pretty tough around here. Mind your p's and q's mister and you will be fine.

I would destroy that.

More pics of the chick in your avatar, please.

I'm pretty tough too! I drive a forklift for a living. I also play in a band. I play the guitar.

Sure you would. You probably have a micropeen

Wow. That sounds like fun. The band part, not some much the fork truck part. What type pf music do you play?

I want to have sex with her on one of those race car beds.

Classic rock mostly. I like songs that have a meaning, like from Bread or Moody Blues. I like the forklift. Sometimes I pretend that it is part of my body and i am strong enough to pick up heavy things.

WTF?

I like that type of music too. I have a big farm and love having parties on the weekends. We rock out all night, drinking, and dancing.

I knew a guy who was blind and was in a band. His band rocked, but since he got his eyesight back the band just isn't the same.

The fork truck thing is a little weird though.

I can tell you aren't into micropeens by the stretch marks around your mouth.

Better the stretch marks around my mouth than a rectum the size of a hot air balloon like your.

It gives a new meaning the the word ballonknot

You are one to talk, with that poop shoot looking like a rolled up pink sock.

/thread saved

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...318caea218.jpgUGLY WOMAN

I would like to play at your farm, it sounds fun. Sorry about your blind friend. Thats sad.

You new here too. So are we. Please be nice to my new friend TLMRedden. Shes sounds real nice.

ha ha good one.

40 Days Until Daytona 500

#88 CAUSED the big one at practice. Nice.

Junebug!

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http://dlstatic.speedtv.com/imageser...Cc/575x459.jpg

"JUST WTF DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING OUT THERE JR.?"

Drivers involved:
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
Marcos Ambrose
Jeff Gordon
Aric Almirola
Dale Jr
Kasey Kahne
Brad Keswloski
Jamie McMurray
Regan Smith
Joey Logano
Carl Edwards

*Among the drivers who avoided the crash was Jimmie Johnson.

I see what you did there well played!

FYP

Wtf is with this thread? There are like a hundred n00bs and not enough b00bs

Plenty of manboobs, if you're into that kind of thing.

Meh. Don't get me wrong. She's hot. I just feel like I'd have to talk to too many white-trash, nascar idiots to bone her. (And people who use apostrophes to make words plural)

Holy crap!

Didn't even notice him, was busy staring at that guys boobs.

Holy shit

Id pound her into submission

feels like someone is arguing with himself on different mult accounts

I would bathe her like a cat.

Hi, I'm new too

I'd make about 500 left turns in her that is for sure!

I love musicians. :drool:

I'd stab her...

Did you know that the vast majority of penises lean ever so slightly to the left or right when rigid?

Binky you may or may not fit in here well... Time will tell?:hmmm:

JFC This thread is a nOOb magnet.

Overrated based on her profession.

LMAO

Mullet Mult

Binkybink? You sound like a chick.

Pics?

Oh, you'll love me.

I'd still lick her!

3 posts in and already being asked for pics? How romantic. :rolleyes:

You first.

Sorry. It's the first rule of the internet. Tits or GTFO.