What a great morning
 

My boss came up to me this morning and wanted to know if I wanted to become a foreman. It took me off guard, but I gladly accepted. It's a great pay raise and a company truck to take home. They're going to evaluate me for 2-3 weeks and let me know my final pay. ****ing stoked.

A few beers are in the works for a celebration.

Congrats! Big news for you. Hope all goes well in the evaluation stage....

But other than that it's still Monday, so STFU.

Woot! Rep for celebration

Awesome!

What color is the truck?

Chewy sirloins abound!

Congrats, though.

No better way to celebrate career advancement than by encouraging alcoholism

Be nice, dude; there's no way he'd be able to maintain his figure without at least a few beers a day.

Congrats.

Awesome! You get a new truck to back up into someone with while you are high.

I'm a busy man. Have we found out what color the truck is yet?

I'd be wondering why there was suddenly an opening.... did the last foreman suddenly go missing?!

Now you get to boss other guys around. Cool.

Apricot.

Congratulations, Inmem!

Tomorrow you'll be demoted for coming to work late and hungover.