****Official Royals Vs Tigers Gamethread 6/11****
 

Davis on the mound going for 7 in a row. I'll miss the first half of the game. Hope when I get home we'll be ahead.

Lets do this!

Winning this one would be a great steal. We did get to Scherzer pretty good earlier this year. Granted it was in some bad weather though.

Hope we can steal this one. I'll be there tomorrow for Shields vs. Verlander, which will be awesome. It will be even better if we're going for 8 straight.

We're going to need all the thread mojo, luck, witchcraft, and BBQ Sauce we can get our hands on to win today.

Winning this game would be huge - hopefully we can continue our streak!

In for 7!

In 4 win

Hoping for tits! Another win would be good to, but not as good as tits.

Huge game as many have mentioned.

Winning today against an undefeated Scherzer would continue to increase the team's confidence.

Leggo!

We win today and it's on. No more feeling sorry for ourselves...we're legitimately back in the race for the division.

Royals aren't afraid of these pussies

Big time wind out to left tonight

Waste these mother****ers! /Sam Jackson

Gordon 7
Hosmer 3
Perez 2
Butler DH
Cain 8
Lough 9
Moustakas 5
Getz 4
Escobar 6

Davis

Moustakas 5
Getz 4
Escobar 6

Murderers Row

Over the last 10 games, Eric Hosmer is batting .342 with 3 walks and 6 K's with 8 runs scored.

In his last 10, Salvador Perez is batting .361 with 2 walks and only 3 K's and 9 RBI.

We need Davis to figure it out.

Since George Brett retired the Royals have sucked ! Are they making a comeback ????

And more important (for Perez): He's slugging well over .500 in that timeframe.

Hosmer still is barely slugging .400 in that timeframe, but at least he's being used in a spot where his on-base and baserunning ability are useful.

Got my money on SPchief again tonight. w00t

I met two developmentally disabled adults at the gym today who saw my Royals shirt and asked if I was a fan. They said there were born in KC and are Chiefs/Royals fans as well.

I am guessing it was Thig Life and Hootie.

Please keep the hope alive Royals.

Just really try not to suck tonight.

That would be awesome.

I think 8-1 Tigers tonight.

Sorry bros.

That's mean, you should apologize to the 2 developmentally disabled adults. They don't deserve that sort of insult.

ROFL

True. I helped one on his bench press form. He was way ****ing stronger than I expected!

Did one of them keep telling you how awesome he was and try to make out with you while the other one enjoyed a #2 variety platter from LJS?

Let's ****ing do this....

Been a while since Ive joined a game thread. Just poured myself a brew. Let's do this.

Johnson gets that ball, btw...

One told me how they Chiefs need to sign Thigpen again and one tried to grab my junk because he thought I was mad at him.

most people get jammed with that ball

Davis doesn't have it today....

This looks bad.

Thank you inning ending double play.

looks like typical Davis to me

Hey look, Pete changed his name to Coach.

Oh go fist yourself. :D

It's funny cause he's fat.

I'm watching Davis pitch. Isn't that punishment enough?

ALEX GOT ON BASE

LOL

Pull him!

So am I.

Nice work Alex.

Max has sick motion on his pitches...sick

I'll go ahead and say it. SHUT UP REX

Hey man.

Check your PMs.

Gordon was dead to rights if the shortstop can catch.

Bring him in Belly

serious question here,

when max scherzer gives you the evil eye, which eye is the evil one?

The old brown eye of course

winnah!!!

Blond (in the background) that I want to **** alert!

Gawd it would be wonderful to score a couple here

lets get max while he is temporarily sucking

hos about a LINE drive of LOCain

Geez man, I was gonna try to get laid before dinner but having a visual of you in your spiderman whitey tighties might make it hard to maintain an erection.

Both teams missed a chance in the first. I fear we won't get many more, and they will have abundant opportunities.

Just got home. Looks like Wade Davis still Wade Davis

he survived the early shitstorm ... so that's good

I must've been some kind of desperate today, because I had KKs program on in the 3 oclock hour. ****scale said something about how he feels that Monty is being groomed for some role, to which KK said (paraphrasing) "I agree. Less happy talk. I think they're definitely grooming him." Is he talking about Hud? Is this something that's been speculated?

Then let your wife do you in your pussy this time.

ROFL

We aren't married yet! She is still just my bitch.

Feels like a Hoch kind of night, boys!

Rex asked Avila about his groin...

not thrilled with this umps calls

Then tell that bitch you're going to Vegas in three months.

I've never met a hitter that didn't like a doinker



:doh!:


LMAO

Getz pointed at the ball saying "I wish I could hit it that far!"

What the holy **** was the 3b coach thinking!?

Welp, down by 1

Sweet decision there Omar

Dumbasses, don't run on Alex

what a bullshit way to get a run

not a decent hit at all

Sonofabitch. I don't like Wade's stuff tonight. Or most nights. Doesn't bode well, regardless of them only getting 1 that inning.

It is quite possible that we will make that. It is the finances I worry about. The metal underwear should take care of my other fear.

At least Max seems to be a bit off with his command as well.

they're doinking us in our arseholes

Wendy's Charities: support homeless kids by supporting diabetes and obesity!

You've got a mouth.

Just get braces the week before.

ROFL

Man, I am getting owned! I sent a PM back (no homo). Let me know about your progress?