Anyone Watching Seth MacFarlane Hosting The Oscars?
 

It might be pretty good tonight with Seth hosting.

Hard to top Billy Crystal who they brought back last year after the previous years debacle with James Franco and Anne Hathaway.

Honestly I have not seen any new movies this year. I tried to watch "Ted" but it was so horrible I brought it back before I finished it.

The Oscars are like the Grammys, they give out awards for everything.

A lot of it you won't see because they already gave them out during the day, for editing and shit like that.

I know one thing it's a long drawn out affair.

"Hard to top Billy Crystal"

Wait a second is this post from the early 80s

After lunch it's straight to bed Stewie.

GOOD ONE!

Soap reference...

No, I'm too busy freaking the **** out.

Why you is freaking out?

Getting snowed in or what?

Seth is an accomplished singer, so in tradition of big Oscar musical numbers no suprise he was tapped to start hosting. Should be interesting.

Will there be football? No? then no.

houstonwhodouche. This forum is in Defcon V and you're shooting the shit about the goddam Oscars!? SERIOUSLY?

I'm polishing my Oscar...

who is that anorexic garden gnome interviewing people?

gross

Seth McFarlane is hosting?

This will be worse than the time my cat gave me a handjob!

*smashcut*

Ow... can you.... seriously... okay stop stop okay? STOP

Cat: What?

Seriously, you should retract your claws. This is not working.

*smashcut*

Anyway.

Go **** yourself.

I hope he does the entire thing as Roger from American Dad.

Eyesore for sure.

Kristen Chenowith, known mostly for Broadway, but has done some film and TV.

if you see her, tell her to eat a ****ing steak

Dude if you think they're skinny on TV you should see them in person.

Skin and bones.

The camera really does add weight to you.

The cold reality that my pos franchise is going to do the same ****ing thing that has already resulted in 40 plus years of failure.

NO!

I like Seth, so far its good. Generally I hate any award show.

I will be watching the Walking Dead. The Oscars interest me not!

That was actually a pretty good monologue

No. **** Hollywood.

wow

i like waltz, and loved django, but i don't think he deserved an oscar

he had a much more complicated role in iglorious basterds

I'm shocked Waltz won.

They love this guy for some reason.

Paperman was outstanding

Seth is so talented.

His Flight skit had me dying.

Also funny to make fun of the actresses who showed their boobs in movies. Some of them were so pissed at him for doing that musical.

ROFL

Is that Leon Russell behind Quentin?

Wow...Brave was weak. frankenweenie should have won.

Drama queens.

holy shit, they crank up Jaws music if people talk too long...they cut off some guy as he was saying, "my friend is having financial difficulties..."

Jennifer....please eat a banana....pleeeeze....

They got a schedule to keep but it does seem rude.

Jennifer Aniston is so fine.

Definately seems like the pace is faster this year. Good thing

Scary fat british diesel dykes....Yikes!!!

I have no idea who that is. Sorry. That gif was not from the oscars though.

James Bond rocks.

FYP

That was pretty ironic. The visual effects company that worked on Life of Pi is in serious financial trouble and recently laid off a bunch of employees.

Jennifer Lawrence is pure awesome sauce.

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Shirley Bassey, kickin' it old-school. For a broad who's probably pushing 80, not bad.

Big time musician.

Famous for his long white hair.

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Edit: she's 76. Damn, quite a voice for that age.

Yes she is.

I used to have a girlfriend that wore garter belts and hose.

Man I miss her.

Pics or didn't happen.

Best sex I ever had.

Threesomes, everything.

Argo made great use of Zepplin.
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How is it rude when they give a time limit, then give a warning with the play-off music? Don't pay attention, they cut the mic.

It's the biggest night of their lives for some of these people.

They may never be up there again.

WTF we are suppose to feel sorry for some Hollywood type who didn't get to make a longer speech?

Why bullshit because you've never had one?

I used to be a drummer in a rock band in the 90's.

Lots of crazy stuff happened.

Catherine Zeta-Jones... Dayyyyyum. Six to midnight, baby.

And I would do bad things to Jennifer Hudson.

Searching For Sugarman won best documentary! Great film. Highly recommended- particularly for any music lover. I liked the music so much, I purchased the CD a couple of weeks ago.

I've had 84 threesomes and participated in 32 orgies.

/typical Chiefs Planet poster

I'm going to sound like Dane here, but that's pretty harsh. He wasn't some stuck up actor... he was actually going to make a point about the visual effects protests going on and the financial difficulties they're facing... or so I assume.

Not me.

Only a couple threesomes, no orgies.

Just don't have a threesome with your actual girlfriend.

Things are never the same after that.

Find two chicks at a bar and get em loaded.

Never seen an Oscar tie before?

I'm not arguing about the point... but they have to produce a show. You set rules and you run your show. They knew going in the time limit, the warning, and the mic cut ahead of time. If they wanted to get that message out, they should have led with it. No sympathy here.

Couple of fives equals a 10, right?

Third in history. Best Actor in 1932. And the only one I knew was Streisand and Katherine Hepburn for Funny Girl and Lion in Winter, respectively.

And getting too ****ed to perform~

Adele



Would you?

Would she sing to me after?

If that was the most important part to him, he could have worked it in before thanking all his movie buddies first.

Renee Zelweiger looks like ass. And I think she's drunk.

This x1000

Oh JFC

Shark jumped...

Wow, Argo

I remember Grant Heslov from True Lies....

Everytime I see Grant Heslov I think of "True Lies"

Damn, beat me by a second! :harumph: