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Buzz 06-27-2014 10:12 PM

Are girls as gross as guys?
 
So I pulled up to a stop light and as I'm sitting there a lady pull's up behind me, watching her in my rearview mirror, she starts digging in her ear, pull's her finger out, look's at it and then smell's it. :Lin:

Never for a moment thought I would see that, what you got? Do you smell your own body parts? What gross things have you found that women do you would not expect?

notorious 06-27-2014 10:19 PM

You need to get laid.

Buzz 06-27-2014 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10720034)
You need to get laid.

smell my finger?

Silock 06-27-2014 10:22 PM

They are.

Rasputin 06-27-2014 10:28 PM

When I was a route driver I had to change air freshners in guys and girls bathrooms and the girls bathrooms always out stunk the guys.

cosmo20002 06-27-2014 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 10720033)
Are girls as gross as guys?

Some, but overall, not even close.

The state of Missouri may be an exception to this.

TrebMaxx 06-27-2014 10:31 PM

Must be the special sauce.

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Buzz 06-27-2014 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 10720044)
Some, but overall, not even close.

The state of Missouri may be an exception to this.

Actually it was in the great state of Kansas.

luv 06-27-2014 10:55 PM

Yes.

rico 06-27-2014 11:06 PM

Girls are every bit as gross as guys.

Every girl I've met is a better sport than me when someone else farts in front of them and it smells... I get all pissed if a girl (my wife) does that in front of me.... but I have yet to be with a girl who gets as pissed at me when I do the same... probably because my farts smell like Cool Water. Haha, nahh....it's because women are tough...they can take it... and they have the audacity to be just as gross as men.

I was in nursing school for a couple years until December....I was one of 4 dudes in a class of like 50. You get a large group together like that that consists mostly of girls, you'll realize pretty soon...yes, they are just as gross as guys.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-27-2014 11:44 PM

These pipes are cleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaannnnnn!!!

Discuss Thrower 06-27-2014 11:49 PM

Humans are just gross in general.

Prison Bitch 06-28-2014 12:00 AM

Not even close. Live in a fraternity sometime and you're essentially living amongst cavemen

Eleazar 06-28-2014 12:02 AM

Women at my office all say that if you ever doubt it, look at the women's bathroom sometime.

Discuss Thrower 06-28-2014 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 10720093)
Not even close. Live in a fraternity sometime and you're essentially living amongst cavemen

You must have been a Sig Ep or something because our house never even approached French Revolution level of uncivilized.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 06-28-2014 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 10720093)
Not even close. Live in a fraternity sometime and you're essentially living amongst cavemen

A fellow fraternity man! Which fraternity?

To the OP: Really? Digging in an ear grosses you out? You must have never watched your wife give birth vaginally. That's when it gets real. After that, it takes a lot to surprise you.

eDave 06-28-2014 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10720098)
You must have been a Sig Ep or something because our house never even approached French Revolution level of uncivilized.

Do you know Kimble?

bevischief 06-28-2014 05:33 AM

2 girls 1 cup.

loochy 06-28-2014 05:47 AM

They are just as gross.

The difference is that women are ashamed of their grossness and they try to hide it. Guys are much more open about it.

Dayze 06-28-2014 05:51 AM

whenever speaking to a super hot girl, I may be intimidated . however, I just have to remind myself "She puts her pants on one leg at a time like I do." and "She has probably dropped massive shits on several occasions".

it seems to help with the anxiety.

TambaBerry 06-28-2014 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 10720139)
A fellow fraternity man! Which fraternity?

To the OP: Really? Digging in an ear grosses you out? You must have never watched your wife give birth vaginally. That's when it gets real. After that, it takes a lot to surprise you.

This, watching that has numbed me to everything else.

Buzz 06-28-2014 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 10720139)
A fellow fraternity man! Which fraternity?

To the OP: Really? Digging in an ear grosses you out? You must have never watched your wife give birth vaginally. That's when it gets real. After that, it takes a lot to surprise you.

It was the fact she smelled it, reminds me I need to buy some more Q-tips.

My wife had my son by C-section because he was breach and they coudnt turn him, I.watched the doc pull him out over the curtain. Surprisingly that didn't bother me but when she sliced open her hand I almost passed out in the emergency room looking at it.

Chief Roundup 06-28-2014 06:34 AM

If you don't KNOW that girls are much more disgusting than guys you haven't been around much yet. Go to some factory or place that has a lot of women employees and go check out the break room and bathrooms. The woman's is always worse.

bevischief 06-28-2014 06:40 AM

Really how old are you to even ask this question?

Fire Me Boy! 06-28-2014 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Roundup (Post 10720186)
If you don't KNOW that girls are much more disgusting than guys you haven't been around much yet. Go to some factory or place that has a lot of women employees and go check out the break room and bathrooms. The woman's is always worse.


This.

CoMoChief 06-28-2014 08:19 AM

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Discuss Thrower 06-28-2014 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10720150)
Do you know Kimble?

Who's Kimble?

hometeam 06-28-2014 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10720327)
Who's Kimble?

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srvy 06-28-2014 10:14 AM

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sd4chiefs 06-28-2014 11:34 AM

No, Girls would never do this.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=284675

BucEyedPea 06-28-2014 12:05 PM

Well, this is why feminists have sought equality with men.

Oh and men gossip just as much as men. Some of them are even worse.

BucEyedPea 06-28-2014 12:10 PM

BTW, the dirtiest part of the body is inside the mouth. Yet, both sexes French kiss.

Prison Bitch 06-28-2014 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jiu Jitsu Jon (Post 10720139)
A fellow fraternity man! Which fraternity?

To the OP: Really? Digging in an ear grosses you out? You must have never watched your wife give birth vaginally. That's when it gets real. After that, it takes a lot to surprise you.

Sig Ep.

Vaginal birth isn't gross per se, it's just a natural body function. No different than watching a surgery.

Chief Roundup 06-28-2014 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by sd4chiefs (Post 10720477)

If you don't think women masturbate in all kinds of places and ways you don't know women very well.

Chief Roundup 06-28-2014 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10720533)
Well, this is why feminists have sought equality with men.

Oh and men gossip just as much as men. Some of them are even worse.

Well yeah of course they are and yes some men are worse than others. :D

srvy 06-28-2014 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10720533)
Well, this is why feminists have sought equality with men.

Oh and men gossip just as much as men. Some of them are even worse.

This is BS men get together and talk about sports, fishing, hunting and look at the tits on her. Or check out the waitress ass as she glides buy.

Women have a night out then proceed to to talk all next day about the friend they call friends.

Ever sit in a minute or 2 at the old hens section at a family get together its brutal. Men will sit around and talk a project they are working on in there workshop. Or there man cave.

srvy 06-28-2014 02:03 PM

Woman have no Idea what men talk about, because they close their ears to anything we have to say. If it doesn't come out the mouth of Oprah it cant be right.

Is there any TV show that accurately portrays men? I dont know any men that act like what I see. According to TV we are all bumbling idiots. Why because its only group Hollywood can get away with that shit without being put on the hotseat.

eDave 06-28-2014 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10720327)
Who's Kimble?

Eh, It's a fraternity challenge to see if anyone in this thread was in my fraternity. Delta Chi. NWMSU

Why Not? 06-28-2014 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10720788)
Woman have no Idea what men talk about, because they close their ears to anything we have to say. If it doesn't come out the mouth of Oprah it cant be right.

Is there any TV show that accurately portrays men? I dont know any men that act like what I see. According to TV we are all bumbling idiots. Why because its only group Hollywood can get away with that shit without being put on the hotseat.

I am accurately portrayed in 24. My ass kicking skills are Jack Bauer like.

Discuss Thrower 06-28-2014 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 10720789)
Eh, It's a fraternity challenge to see if anyone in this thread was in my fraternity. Delta Chi. NWMSU

Interesting.

Pepe Silvia 06-28-2014 02:14 PM

They burp,fart,and shit don't they?

TLO 06-28-2014 03:48 PM

Vaginal odor.

BlackHelicopters 06-28-2014 03:51 PM

Feminine itch

BucEyedPea 06-28-2014 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10720776)
This is BS men get together and talk about sports, fishing, hunting and look at the tits on her. Or check out the waitress ass as she glides buy.

Women have a night out then proceed to to talk all next day about the friend they call friends.

Ever sit in a minute or 2 at the old hens section at a family get together its brutal. Men will sit around and talk a project they are working on in there workshop. Or there man cave.

Well, I've shared coed living conditions ... and men do gossip. I was surprised. Tho, another guy I said that around, said the nature of a woman's gossip has different quality--whatever that means.

Anyong Bluth 06-28-2014 06:01 PM

How women treat one another has been a root cause for a tremendous amount of men ending up in a "lucky" situation. Sexism has got nothing on the societal effects in comparison of how women treat one another by a wide margin!

Woman, in general, are drawn to drama like a moth to the flame. Some instigate it more, but it is more the exception than the norm to find a girl who doesn't thrive in encircling themselves in something to fixate upon, and thus gossip about. The inverse is true of men. Being the more pragmatic of the sexes, but it doesn't fully exclude all men, as there's definitely a segment of men who are prone to dish in gossip and such.

Girls in general are definitely grosser, per se, but as mentioned previously, much more discrete about it.

By the way, if your girl never farts around you, it just means as soon as she knows you're asleep, she's unleashing it all in full force as you are probably slumbering beside her- possibly spooning, and taking the full brunt of the assault.

KcMizzou 06-28-2014 06:15 PM

This is random, but I have Q-tips and I use them. I rarely (if ever) have any "ear wax".

Is that weird?

a pp roach 06-28-2014 06:16 PM

These posts about the women's bathrooms are spot on.

BucEyedPea 06-28-2014 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 10721331)
This is random, but I have Q-tips and I use them. I rarely (if ever) have any "ear wax".

Is that weird?

Those are bad to use inside your ears. You can puncture your ear drum.

KcMizzou 06-28-2014 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10721343)
Those are bad to use inside your ears. You can puncture your ear drum.

Yeah, yeah... I know.

Edit : Been doing it for nearly 40 years... never had a problem.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 06-28-2014 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 10720645)
Sig Ep.

Vaginal birth isn't gross per se, it's just a natural body function. No different than watching a surgery.

Right on, TKE here. I never really knew any Sig Eps but didn't really have any beef with them, either. I remember watching the birth and thinking it looked like some kind of alien coming out when I saw my son's head poking out. It was nowhere near as bad as I had imagined it. But, blood and what not just doesn't really faze me, either.

Jiu Jitsu Jon 06-28-2014 10:27 PM

Back to the OP, do you not have a sister? If you did you would know women fart and stink up the bathroom just like everyone else.

salame 06-29-2014 01:26 AM

everyone poops


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