My Wife Got A Visit From The Police Today
 

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an alley behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the alley. When I use the snowblower to clear out the alley so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the alleyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLEY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

Antifreeze might actually solve this problem.

It's people like you what cause unrest. /english accent

Lay them out with a Rick Bottom.

Did Donger move to Milwaukee? This sounds like something he would do.

Time to take a dump on the hood of his car.

Is he around here anymore? I just noticed thanks to your post that I haven't seen him in a while. I really miss him... as illustrated by my just having noticed.

just be glad you're not them and carry on snowblowing.

Throw buckets of water on their stuff

may need to get some scissors in case you need to protect your family from your crazy neighbors.

It's awfully ****ing petty to call the police on this, but I still think it's pretty douchey of you to act like their lawn is the "right place" to put your excess snow just because that's what a city snow plow would have done. If I were your neighbor, I'd definitely have stopped by to ask you to quit doing it.

I was really hoping it was a Stripper-gram, in which case I was gonna ask for pics.

:shrug: I know he was busy defending the evil oil company bastards in the gas price bitching thread the other day.

Doucehbag move not to talk to you about it first.

Use gasoline to melt the snow. Spell your favorite profanity.