How fast can I become debt free
I have 17 mortgages totaling $370,000 and $43,000 in credit card debt. No savings but my truck is paid for and I don't carry insurance.
I make well over $50,000 a year depending on how many days I take off,sometimes only $20,000 when the semen demand is low. Anybody ? |
By Saturday night if you hit the lottery?
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Oh yeah. Forgot to include that. I normally spend $100 / week on lotto. Also no college debt. School is dumb and a waste of money. |
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If you take out a half-mill life insurance policy, then fake your own death...
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Probably a couple of days before you start pushing up daisies. But, at least you will have things set up nice for your wife's (if you are married) next beau.
:shrug: PS - I'm in a similar boat! |
Use the rental income to pay off the mortgages. If you make less money in a year than you owe out, file bankruptcy. Rule of thumb.
P.S - You're full of shit. :D |
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Holy shit balls they are serious about that game. They get 5 to ten cards and are all over them with their stamper bap bap bap every time a number is called. You can't beat those people. |
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What do you do for a living? I don't think you've ever mentioned it.
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You need to increase the demand for semen.
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You know how to make the blue yo?
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Maybe once in Australia, but that was down there and everything is backwards. so it's good. |
Back on topic please, All I got so far is win the lottery or kill myself.
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You mean this isn't a parody thread?
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The road to wealth can be achieved by remembering these three little words..Stick 'em up!
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Do you think Mario Williams is cute? Or better yet, do you think you can force yourself to think Mario is cute.
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I'm thinkin reality series. Couple of seasons of semen slingin on tv and you'll have everything paid off. Hell, I think I just came up with the name.
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