I watched my first episode of Survivor tonight. Gat DAMN that blonde chick is SMOKING

I agree. Seems fishy to me. Recognizing Lisa yes, Jeff Kent doubtful.

I would enjoy a Russel, Malcolm, and therapist alliance.

Yellow, the blonde chick went a little crazy going nuts about her partner talking to another person. Not much else happened, although I do feel bad for Lisa even if she is in part doing it to herself. I usually am a sucker for the breakdowns, especially when its the older female for whatever reason.

Red, not sure how they bought that glasses story. That seems like the tribe most likely to stick together after a merge.

The quickest way to be the first person out is to be the one who doesn't fit in. For a self-avowed life-long superfan, Lisa sure is doing everything she can to get herself sent packin', and soon.

if you watched baseball as a casual fan you would know who Jeff Kent is. Dude was known as a huge douchebag and frequently arguing with Barry Bonds while they were on the same ****ing team and back in the early 2000's Barry Bonds was ALWAYS on tv.

She is, but shes really dumb..... "I want cookies" WTF????

IM guessing Russel kept her because he felt she was slighty better in the challenges than the other girl.

There was a lot of anger, jealousy and resentment in the ministry girl.

Just as bad as the "cookies" comment was the ministry girl saying she didn't drink enough water prior to the challenge so she couldn't go twice. It was raining 3 straight days and you are complaining of dehydration? Open your mouth and look up. This isn't old survivor where they didn't give you fire or potable water or other supplies to start the game off.

Yep. Russel also may see that going with Malcolm and the therapist is the way to go. I do find it silly of Malcolm to not have gone to the therapist and let her know that she was still his #1. Unless they just didn't show it.

well hells bells! I thought she said I drank plenty of water so I CAN go twice??
man every time somebody said ANYTHING Roxy would make a face like she just ate a turd. good frigging riddance. what a B. the chip on her shoulder over the hot blonde was the size of a cow patty. for GODS SAKE woman....jealous much?

Well the three I thought would make a cool alliance are the only three left on blue. I thought it was cool that the producers called out Angie by showing her say "I can't do this" on the captioning.

The Maria chick on yellow that got the idol seems like a bit of a nut job. Her buddy continues to show he is a meat head, despite what he keeps saying about himself. He does have the desire to control things, I will give him that.

Seems like there isn't going to be much sitting back and playing nice in this season. I like the thought of that. I figure if blue loses again they will split blue up and put them with the other tribes. That could make Malcolm and the therapist dangerous if they gain some friends and unite again during the merge. That's my crazy prediction of what happens.

Nope. They'll let in dwindle down to nothing. That happened one season - one team did so monumentally badly that they literally got wiped out to the last player.

And Abi-Marie is a horrible person. Not only that, but she's a bad player, and paranoid.

I always thought it was silly for teams to talk about who to vote off next before challenges. Deep down wouldn't the team fight harder if everyone thought it was their neck on the line?

There aren't many people I like this year. Jeff Kent, an adult, really said his handshake didn't count because it was a 4 finger shake? Does he have a first grade mentality? And that Columbian girl is absolutely nuts. They yellow team needs to get sent to council just so her paranoia level can jump another 10 degrees.

I think it's an absolute joke the other teams have to sit players in challenges, and they can keep sitting their weakest players. There were enough puzzle pieces for everyone on the team to get one.

For the first time in a few seasons I finally have somebody I really want to win, Denise. I don't like Pete, but I give him props for planting the clue. Sucks the one chick had to leave for being sick, I didn't mind her.

I enjoyed when Carter asked Penner "Katie or Penner?". Little Freudian slip that Penner didn't seem to notice.

Carter is a zero. He's a seat-filler, he does absolutely nothing around camp, and apparently has a brain set permanently to 'follow'.

The yellow-tribe people who aren't part of the insufferable threesome - Abi, Pete, and whatever the black guy's name is - had better get their act together and solidify themselves against; otherwise, they're going to get picked off one by one.