Round 5, Heat 1: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament
 

We're down to the top ten now, nine of whom are from the South. Amazing.

In Round 5 we'll have two heats, and we'll cut from ten semifinalists to five finalists. In each heat, select your top two contestants. The top two from each heat, plus one wild card, will advance to the top five.

Ready, set, go.

(I think Heat 1 is unfairly stacked, but that's how random selection works.)

Miss Arkansas http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/n....jpg_224858.jpg
Miss Illinois http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/cj...jpg_224909.jpg
Miss Georgia http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Fs...jpg_224907.jpg
Miss Maryland http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/xuk...jpg_224915.jpg
Miss Florida http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/1N...jpg_224905.jpg

GA.

I'm sweating as if I'm eating jalapenos.

#1 - Florida. Now that Kentucky is gone, Florida is my new top choice. She makes me shiver with delight.
#2 - Arkansas. I was really torn between her and Maryland and could go either way. Arkansas is pretty cute, though.
#3 - Maryland. Gorgeous. I hope she gets the wild card.
#4 - Illinois. Gorgeous, but seems a little manufactured. I have nothing against her, though.
#5 - Georgia. Love the physique. Wish she was more of a smiler.

Georgia was the easy pick here for me but 2nd was tough. Went with Maryland.

Anyone who votes for Arkansas in this round should have to register as a sex offender.

You've got to be a sucker for blondes.

It's Arkansas. I think we're still legal.

Oddly, I'm not. It's just that there have been several blondes in this particular contest who really speak to me. Kentucky, Florida, and Arkansas simply jump off the page for me.

GA, FL is a close 2nd

This heat is stacked compared to heat 2...

I don't get this Georgia thing at all. Even if you don't like blondes, Maryland and Illinois are clearly superior to Georgia. What am I missing? Can you see some nipple or something?

Quality ranking, sir

I went with Georgia #1 and Arkansas #2.

I don't understand the Arkansas votes. She looks like she's 12 years old. She has no figure at all. She needs to eat a sammich.

Georgia is my favorite in the entire competition. If she doesn't win, the world should just burn.