News from the Denver Bronco's Front Office
 

They've just hired Elizabeth Paige Laurie as their new Capologist. Sounds like a pretty good fit from my POV.

link?

Er...uh... the link was from OrangeMane, and Taco killed it... yeah... it's his fault.

Who is Elizabeth Paige Laurie?

Her mommy is Bud Walton's daughter. She inherited some of the Wal-Mart fortune. Her daddy built MU a new basketball arena and named it after Paige. Then the TV show 20/20 did an expose on Paige accusing her of paying another student $20,000 to do her papers and homework over a 3 year period. Oh, yeah, Paige didn't go to MU, she went to USC.

Is she single? heck they are all evil, but the money is pretty sexy.

She is a blonde chick, probably not bright but doable!

Saw replays of the ribbon cutting. Definitely hitable. She needs to be taught how to be behave. She needs a spanking.

Now are the *Broncos going to give back their Lombardi's? :hmmm:

If you score with her would you build KU a new basketball arena? Bud's money has already built one for MU and Arkansas.

Broncos *

(* Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons), Broncos *

(* Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons), Broncos *

(* Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons).