Met Matt Cassell today
 

Came into one of my locations in So Cal. Nice guy, got his autograph and chatted for a little bit. Said he's very excited about playing for Reid. Looks healthy. Go Chiefs!

Pict of Autogrif Plox

Uh huh... So what location of yours did he come in?

Buttsex?

I think Reid well be just what the doctor ordered for Matt. Just like Alex Smith had a resurgence under Harbaugh.

trollololol

Did he shit himself?

I hate to say it and see it but a year of Cassel wouldn't shock me. But after the one more year if not during Geno needs to take the reins. Seeing any QB this year before Geno might pay off, and turn into an extra first or second round pick for us the next year if Reid makes them look good. Hell Weis made him look competent enough to fool everyone outside of CP.

Was he wearing Depends?

I don't want you to get drunk, but that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Excellent

Nstygma choose a robe, not the Bijan, and meet me and Matt Cassell in the living room for drinks.

And was it on fire?

Falalalalalolololooloooololoololoololol shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

I would be kind of surprised if he's still here in the fall.

He's probably the worst starting QB in the league, there's no upside w/ him, and the new regime has no ties to him. There are better options in the draft. There will be better options in FA.

Draft a guy. Sign another for depth and to compete w/ the draft pick in case he's not quite ready to start coming out of the gate. Drew Stanton maybe? The pickings were slim on a list I googled of FA QBs to be - I crossed Flacco off, I'd be shocked if he hit the open market.

This guy is one of the most persistent trolls ever LMAO awesome.

Not any longer, he's not.

BAM!

He finally got banned?

I ****ing hate matt cassel if he anywhere near this team next year i'll cut myself with a rusty fork

Ass? Mouth? Ear?

From downtown!!!

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I guess L.A. Chieffan didn't get the same happy ending that he gave Matt.

Awesome

This.

Dude went to the well one too many times. He'll be back before the draft and hopefully a little more creative about the stupid trolling.

Who would want Cassel's autograph?

Only took 6 years, nearly 14k posts, and rep in the green. And this is the OP that sealed his fate? I actually thought it was a funnytroll, but hey your the law around here. Hope it doesn't go to your head...

If you guys want him back, I'll bring him back. I've got no skin in the game. Just seemed to me like the Cassel trolling had run its course. I'll look forward to the next effort when he comes back.

You did fine. Misleading thread title anyway :)

Every post this guy makes is troll. Wears me the **** out sometimes.

You really think every single one? I tuned him out long ago but I assumed he made a decent post now and then because we don't really hear any complaints. I know he's had a funny thread or two.

So you are his gay lover?

Literally every single one? Maybe not. I might have embellished. But it sure seems that way. I generally just skip over them, but hes shit in enough threads that it sure as hell seems like it~

Are we sure this isn't Cassel for the way he shits in threads?

This....please

My guess it was his ass.

Reported for threatening a board member....

Sending the SWAT team.

Uh, yeah, it stopped being funny a long ass time ago.

**** YEAH

SUPPORT CASSEL AND SEE WHAT YOU GET

ALL CASSEL LOVERS SHOT ON SIGHT

WE ARE FREE MEN AROUND HERE

You have to admit though, It was his Shtick and everyone knew it.

Did he WAY OVERPAY you, and then curl up when you tried to give him the correct change?

FREE LAC

This is now a Matt Cassel bashing thread. SEE WHAT YOU GET LACASSELFAN

http://i.imgur.com/v56CE.gif

Someone needs to start he Official Eric Winston fans cheer as Cassel injured thread.

What if we are all wrong and this guy truly is a Cassel fan? Is that so bad?

Lmao phil trolled the troll. That guy sucked.

Shut up. Better late than never.

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This.

This. It wasn't creative or funny.

This.

I wonder if he was the same guy behind the Larry Johnson fan, who even after LJ got cut by 2-3 NFL teams would come in here and say "You just watch, LJ will rush for 1,300 yards next year! Proof you guys know nothing about football!" Yawn.

Agree with the banning, LA Chieffan brought nothing to the table. His routine was tired.

FREE LAC!!!

LAC WAS INNOCENT

:hmmm: You may be on to something.

Look, is Matt Cassel the worst person in history? Yes. But every Hitler needs a Goebbels. A hilarious, persistent Goebbels who trolls at a 99% success rate.

LAC was that Goebbels.

FREE LAC

PHOBIA WORSE THAN HITLER

Tread lightly, Phobes still has the Ban stick handy and it is epeenormous.

Silence, infidel. Dictator Phil has declared this a Cassel free zone. Anyone caught promoting his football career will be excommunicated. Resistance will be met with harsh, swift justice.

Oh, look! A troll shtick born out of a troll shtick.

This place is ****ing cyclical.

I wouldn't consider his troll rate near that high considering he is now gone.

Nah, I think that guy honestly believed what he was saying.

Go look at his posts in the Geno thread, then see if you still think that. Hes shitted up that thread for months.

I was talking about the LJ ballwasher, KCbroncohater.

WTF happened to your rep?

Apparently that's what happens when someone cries to a mod about being neg repped 95 times.

Meh

Unless its a smokescreen - which it might be - I haven't heard anything that would give any sort of confidence that the Chiefs are going to select Geno. I think it will be Cassel or some other low-rent vet arm for at least a year...Which as I've said elsewhere is highly unfortunate, especially since even if it was a complete whiff with the pick it doesn't hold the same team-killing capability that missing on a QB at number had in the past. Now, if you miss, just move on and try again.

Matt was glad to meet you.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/assets/image...cassel-spr.jpg

Thank you.

If we don't take Geno he's going to be that classic QB that falls down the draft and ends up being great. Lets take him before someone else does.

Damn. I was hoping it was a permanent ban.

You bastards, I've been laughing about this all day.

I scream bs sir.

Also reid wants a qb who can throw down field . Cassel can hardly throw 5yds,lol.