ROFL Unintentional, but gold Lonewolf, gold!

sure do

$1 you call its at my favorite bar

hanging out with my favorite bros

gonna talk to some girls that weigh less than 200 lbs

probably gonna bang a girl that weighs half the amount (or probably less) of the girl you bang

and then I'm going to eat a shit ton of chinese food

summer bro

summer

Are you drunk?

your top 10 prediction was horrid

Good. Every man should want to be Geno Smith.

Hey, like I said, it's the first draft. These guys rise and fall as the months go on. It's not an exact science, but there IS a process to it.

I want somebody to tickle my taint.

I'm achin' for a taint-ticklin'.

So when exactly do we start unveiling the list?

Top 101 gold? I'm on my hands and knees praying to Gaz hoping I can make the list.

That's quite an achievement for Hamas considering he was gone for almost a year.

PM Bob Dole.

Ahh I miss $1 call it bars.
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HMMMM so I guess I'm #11???

I'm pondering putting you at 101 because you're annoying me

FYP

Back when I was 28, I didn't want to bang 100 lb women. They break too easy.

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The work is pretty high quality. I think with a good interview you'll crack top 10.

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that's the only way I get off

This needs to be a 10 posters per episode format like NFL Network.

None of this 1 poster a day shit.

How many craigslist sluts have you boned?

so you're dumb

Bullshit. Canceraids.

This thread will last much of the offseason. Onward!

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also how many online girls have I boned?

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I get girls purely based off of wit and GHB

Originally Posted by unnecessary drama
sure do

scrape shitty tip money together, head to local dive

hanging out with people who think I'm a reerun and laugh every time I leave the table

gonna talk to some girls, can't afford to buy them drinks, they laugh and tell me to **** off

probably gonna **** my hand then be a dick on ChiefsPlanet

and then I'm going to eat some ramen noodles and cry myself to sleep alone

failed life bro

failed life

LMAO

uh oh

DRAMA

but was it necessary?

THIS

I'm about to start a thread called "Top Ten Reasons To Be Really Excited About Me Punching Direckshun In The Face!!!!!!"

It was a real rep bonanza, Pootie!

Did you ever watch "The Critic" back when it was on TV?

We should post "The Critic" YouTubes back and forth.

Nope. Just making a drink though.

Short little 100lb girls are awesome. As a tall guy I love them just let them do all the work.
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I like 'em curvy.

FYP

Everybody's a critic.

disregard. op delivered.

One time Fax slapped me in the face,

101. Cephalic Trauma

Join Date: 7/31/11
Total Posts: 2,160

This was a surprise edition to the list. I personally don't think this twat adds any value to this board, but I figured he's IMPORTANT ENOUGH for me to make fun of to at least secure a spot on this fantastic list. He pretends like he has some hot fiance when we all know he jerks it to dude porn and any girl he may date probably has really ****ing hairy arms...he goes to "med" school but he didn't mention he goes to "med" school on [at] the University of Phoenix.

Pros: Jerks off to dude porn (see above).

Cons: Horrible posting style. Terrible username. Pretty sure if he never posted again no one would notice/care (always a bad sign). Has zero potential to ever become a significant board member.

Potential to move up in 2014: None. He'll never make this list again. I just wanted him to know how much I hate him and how much I hope he ends up blowing me. (PM me if you want to meet up).

JUST MISSED THE LIST: DONGER, FRAZOD (my list has a weight limit)

WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE LIST: MeatRock

IT* STINKS**



*You

**Suck

Is it just me or has there been an inordinate amount of threads and posts pertaining to one's CP "status" lately?

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also not making the list: Icarus

Cephalic Trauma is one of the top 101 posters here? Really?

Appalling.

I was intrigued, now I'm not.


Could care less who makes the list now.

Inmem I had you as a solid top 300

Rough start to the list.

Top 300 is better than bottom 12,136.

amirite

Good. I don't want to be considered a "top poster" on a message board lol.

Real quick correction: "edition" should be "addition"

Other than that, good work!

I'll really have to look at the members list and see how many active posters we really have.

you're off the list

This hurts worse than not being picked to be on the "good" dodgeball team in 3rd grade.

Oh yeah

So what's the over/under on how many of these Hootie actually does?


I say 5.

LMAO

I am loving this already.

He'll never make it to 10. He's too busy banging super models, hanging with his bros, and being ultra cool.

All the while sitting in his favorite bar and posting on Chiefs Planet. You know the chicks go crazy for guys that are into sports message boards.

This has nothing to do with Hootie's list. It's just there have been so many gay jokes passed back and forth that I think this should get posted

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I find hootie's antics ****ing hilarious. The response that he gets from the tightwads makes his personal deficiencies acceptable to me. But he is ADD like a mother****er.

Ditto

My old lady is 5'1" and 96 lbs. I love a good spinner.

I don't know about super models but everything else was spot on.

but you still are not on the list

Pics or GTFO

Hope I'm in.

#Chief&O'sRimsBros

She's been a little dead fish for me lately, but I don't expect much from 6's. :evil:

I have actually had ChiefsPlanet up on a laptop at a bar once.

It was during the third day of the draft, I wanted to get out of the house but watch the draft in all my drafturbating glory.

I used to bring my laptop to the bar and post on CP every Sunday during the Chiefs games...

all of my girlfriends know I'm the guy who always gets banned from ChiefsPlanet

and they find it hot

and then they blow me

hard

with teeth

and they have dicks

OP has to get updated with "the" list.

"Joey, do you ever watch gladiator movies?"

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The last time I got laid, I was over at this girl's house. We did the deed and were relaxing on the couch.

I borrowed her tablet and logged onto the planet.

What year was that?

Never done that. I actually almost never participate in those anymore because, like, everybody in my family is hardcore into the Chiefs and gameday is a social holiday in our eyes.

About 20% of the time, I'm having to DVR it because the lady asks me to do crap during gameday.

every girlfriend of mine in the past and in the future understands Sunday is MY DAY...the DAY OF THE DRAGON....

they know better

Goddammit, now I has a sad.

Yeeaaahhhh... Mine did too.

I'm willing to bet, before you have been shuffled off of this mortal coil, that that's a bullet you'll end up biting more than a few times.

:( Nooooooo

You're doing it wrong. My wife knows to not even ask me to do shit while the Chiefs are on. Same applies for TCU and Spurs games and Formula 1 races.

Hey, if this cephalic trauma guy made it...I might have a chance.

But, like pestilence, hootie simply doesn't like me so my guess is that I'm probably tied for 102.

You might be right.

Sundays are one of the few days we get to do shit together during the day. So we take it and sometimes, sadly, that means I have to put off a Chiefs game for a few hours.