Don't Poop in the hallway!
 

The EPA? An agency that it supposed to clean up the environment from health hazards, has staff doing something like that? Person should be fired.

The irony.

That's a load.
What a bunch of crap.
HOLY S**T!!!
Really changes the meaning of "document dump".

That's all I got for now...

"Is that a shit? Is that a shit in the corner?"

Wow...this is a real story?

It stinks.

DNA can be done on feces. Pretty simple to figure out who it is.

newsflash....... Scott Pioli has resigned to take a executive level position with the EPA..........

It's a shitty job but someone's got to do it!

I'm certain it's the agency chief that's 'behind' all this...and it's solely to make him/her look good in the eyes of the public.

My logic: Immediately after the piece o' shit is properly disposed, he/she calls a formal press conference to announce that the agency has improved overall cleanliness by one turd.

Next day's headline:

EPA BOASTS 33% IMPROVEMENT
IN PUBLIC HEALTH, SANITATION

Well this was the Denver office, pretty much explains it....

Did they leave poop streaks on the carpet?

Wasn't that a Petula Clark song?

sex in the pool