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loochy 06-24-2013 12:35 PM

Twinkies are back!
 
http://www.latimes.com/business/mone...0,840604.story

Twinkies, Ho Hos, other Hostess brands return July 15

By Tiffany Hsu

8:37 AM PDT, June 24, 2013


Time to welcome back the Twinkie: Hostess is bringing back its popular snack cakes on July 15 after going bankrupt last year and selling its brands to various bidders.

Popular products such as Ho Hos, Ding Dongs and Cupcakes will return to shelves next month under the new ownership of private equity firms Apollo Global Management and C. Dean Metropoulous & Co., which picked up several Hostess names this spring for $410 million.

A clock posted on the Hostess website is counting down the seconds until what the company calls “the greatest treats the world has ever known will triumphantly return.”

Some 427,000 people have thumbs-upped the site on Facebook, among them many of the consumers who swarmed into stores to stock up on the treats when a Twinkie extinction was feared.

In November, Hostess won court approval to start shutting its doors and laying off its 18,500 employee after butting heads with striking union workers.

The Irving, Texas, company filed for bankruptcy in January 2012 — its second such filing in a decade.

Hostess’ brands were scattered to different owners.

Entenmann’s and Sara Lee owner Grupo Bimbo paid $31.9 million for the Beefsteak bread business. Flowers Foods Inc. got the rest of the bread operation, such as the Wonder brand, along with several bakeries and depots. McKee Foods, maker of Little Debbie snack cakes, took over the Drake’s line of goods.

The new Twinkies owners aren’t new to the grocery goods game. Apollo also owns Carl’s Jr. parent CKE Restaurants Inc. Metropoulos controls beer favorite Pabst Brewing Co.

[Updated, Jun 24, 11:15 a.m.: Hannah Arnold, a spokeswoman with Hostess, said major retailers nationwide will carry the snack cakes, as will convenience stores and dollar stores.

"America wanted Hostess back - they wanted the original,” said Daren Metropoulos, principal of Metropoulos & Co. in a statement. “A comeback by any other name could never be as sweet."]

Predarat 06-24-2013 12:36 PM

My failed weight loss attempts are going to be failing even worse now.

BlackHelicopters 06-24-2013 12:39 PM

There is some good in the world after all.

TLO 06-24-2013 12:40 PM

Q

loochy 06-24-2013 12:40 PM

I didn't care about Twinkies, but the loss of Ho Hos and Ding Dongs bothered me.

loochy 06-24-2013 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9772608)
Q

Link it. I didn't see it.

ptlyon 06-24-2013 12:41 PM

Of course they are, state fairs are just about to get started

mr. tegu 06-24-2013 12:45 PM

That is great that Poop Twinkies are coming back but what about the regular Twinkies? You know, the food and beverage ones?

DanBecky 06-24-2013 12:46 PM

My waist line is furious

In58men 06-24-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanBecky (Post 9772629)
My waist line is furious

Q

CrazyPhuD 06-24-2013 12:48 PM

Mmmmm...time for some casual snacks.

In58men 06-24-2013 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 9772634)
Mmmmm...time for some casual snacks.

What's a casual snack?

cosmo20002 06-24-2013 12:53 PM

Ya-Hoo!!!

\Twinkie the Kid


I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

CrazyPhuD 06-24-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9772637)
What's a casual snack?

Less formal than a causal snack.

BlackHelicopters 06-24-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9772644)
Ya-Hoo!!!

\Twinkie the Kid


I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

Two women at once?

loochy 06-24-2013 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9772637)
What's a casual snack?

an empty experience

as you get older you won't be as interested in casual snacks

sometimes you just want something more in your snack

BigMeatballDave 06-24-2013 12:58 PM

King Dons or Ding Dongs?

cosmo20002 06-24-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9772651)
Two women at once?

Apparently, there was character at one time called "Happy Ho Ho." I couldn't find a catch phrase.

loochy 06-24-2013 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9772644)
I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

ho ho ho?

Frosty 06-24-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9772644)
Ya-Hoo!!!

\Twinkie the Kid


I don't know what the Ho-Ho guy says.

Looks like he said "ho ho ha ha ho ho" :rolleyes:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Z...0%252520AM.jpg

Twinkie the Kid sounds like someone who was beat up a lot in the Old West.

In58men 06-24-2013 01:03 PM

Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

BlackHelicopters 06-24-2013 01:05 PM

Besides shape, what is the difference between a Ho Ho and a Ding Dong?

ptlyon 06-24-2013 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9772681)
Besides shape, what is the difference between a Ho Ho and a Ding Dong?

This is for snacking, this is for fun

ct 06-24-2013 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9772657)
an empty experience

as you get older you won't be as interested in casual snacks

sometimes you just want something more in your snack

ROFL

Frazod 06-24-2013 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9772674)
Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

**** yeah. Zingers are infinitely better than Twinkies.

Also, I wonder how the people who paid $100+ for a box of ****ing Twinkies on eBay are taking this news? Wish I'd gotten in on some of that P.T. Barnham action.

Bugeater 06-24-2013 01:16 PM

Reposts are back too!

Predarat 06-24-2013 01:19 PM

These damn things are good

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cake-Whole.jpg

cosmo20002 06-24-2013 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9772674)
Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

I wouldn't go that far, but those raspberry / coconut Zingers are very nice.

In58men 06-24-2013 01:20 PM

I only cop a box of twinkles when I'm wanting strawberry shortcake.


Put two on a play and cover with strawberries. Sex in your mouth

cosmo20002 06-24-2013 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9772681)
Besides shape, what is the difference between a Ho Ho and a Ding Dong?

Ho Hos have that swirl action going on. Totally different taste sensation.

cosmo20002 06-24-2013 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9772667)
ho ho ho?

That's the Green Giant. Or Santa.

loochy 06-24-2013 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 9772751)
That's the Green Giant. Or Santa.

So a Giant Green Santa bring a bag full of Ho Hos for Christmas?

I'm confused.

ptlyon 06-24-2013 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9772753)
So a Giant Green Santa bring a bag full of Ho Hos for Christmas?

I'm confused.

No, he brings strawberries & twinkies over and has sex in inmem58's mouth

WhawhaWhat 06-24-2013 01:37 PM

Just want to say thanks to all the people that were buying boxes of twinkies from me for $30 a box back in December because the goofs in the media said they were going to be gone forever.

Chiefs Pantalones 06-24-2013 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 9772758)
No, he brings strawberries & twinkies over and has sex in inmem58's mouth

Who doesn't have sex in Inmem's mouth? ;)

tooge 06-24-2013 02:16 PM

kick ass. I last had any one of those when I was about 10yo

DeezNutz 06-24-2013 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9772637)
What's a casual snack?

Snacks that are unsatisfying, leaving you feeling quality.

Dayze 06-24-2013 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9772674)
Best casual snack are Zingers. Hands down.

shit yeah. especially the red ones with coconut.
mmmmm

Pepe Silvia 06-24-2013 03:50 PM

Thank God. I didn't think I could possibly go on without taking a trip to calorie city.

Bwana 06-24-2013 04:36 PM

How nice!

http://www.whatisaheartattack.net/wp...-attacks_0.jpg

BryanBusby 06-24-2013 04:39 PM

Twinkies are ****ing gross, so I would of been cool if they stayed dead.

Bump 06-24-2013 04:42 PM

haven't had a twinkie since I was about 5

CrazyPhuD 06-24-2013 04:46 PM

because this belongs here too!
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GrzT2PcoTjE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KChiefer 06-24-2013 05:10 PM

cardiac cakes for everyone!!!

RedandGold 06-24-2013 05:11 PM

Surprised that Grupo Bimbo didn't go after the Ho Ho's. Seems like a perfect match.

InChiefsHeaven 06-24-2013 07:59 PM

Wonderbread dammit!!

Setsuna 06-24-2013 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9772740)
I only cop a box of twinkles when I'm wanting strawberry shortcake.


Put two on a play and cover with strawberries. Sex in your mouth

What's a play?


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