Art: The Worst Band in the World
 

They had about 10 people show up to their Carnegie Hall performance. I first heard this when I was in college. It was God Awful then. Now that its had almost 40 years to age, it's even worse today. "I don't wanna hold your hand, holdin' hands is not enough. I don't wanna hold your hand, I just wanna BEAT YOU UP!"

I dare you to sit through the entire performance. I dare you...

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If you can listen to Captain Beefheart's "Trout Mask Replica" all the way through, this is a breeze.

My God why did I youtube this.....

Go look for the band "Goblincock".

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meh, its not even music. its just something someone did to annoy people. Its just random ass noises.

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lol Art

You just described every rap/hip hop song I've ever heard.

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So how we gonna kick it?!

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There's no denying this, Frazod

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Ahh Fukc, Chuck's on a killin' spree again with guillotine for men.