Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9971871)

I don't know what it is about those side-boob shots, but they drive me crazy...

Originally Posted by GoHuge (Post 9971905)

Yeah nothing better than a side shot of boobs gone wrong to raise the flag to half staff. Need a crane for the rest. Bitch is ****in filthy....

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9971906)

Yeah you'd think she could afford better. But what's wrong with filthy? Hell I'm sitting with it right now.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 9971858)

Until you remember that she's banging that scumbag Tiger, who's had his dick in every cheap piece of ass in SoCal, from stippers to porno skanks to Denny's waitresses to Lindsey Vonn.

I mean, I know the guy is loaded, but shit girl...you're hot and I would assume do okay on your own. You really have to denigrate yourself like that?

I used to think she was hot as hell, but everytime I see her now it's "skank."

Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9971871)

I don't know what it is about those side-boob shots, but they drive me crazy...

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9972002)

Trailer trash is trailer trash

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9971996)

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 9971207)

Her Mom is so special and no wonder her daughter is a complete f**kup! :doh!:

Since Lindsay Lohan hasn’t f**ked up in a while, one of the Lohans needs to keep up the family’s pristine reputation as responsible citizens of society and that Lohan was White Oprah of course!

CBS New York says that the matriarch of the Wild and Wonderful Lohans was arrested on Long Island at around 11 last night after getting caught speeding on the Northern State Parkway while in her usual state: plastered into another dimension. The police say White Oprah’s white BMW was going 77mph in a 55mph zone. When the police pulled her over, they immediately smelled White Oprah’s natural scent of vodka, bad decisions, f**kery, burnt weave glue, wet cigarette butts and sweaty balls.

White Oprah put her mouth on a Breathalyzer and it read: YUP, SHE’S A LOHAN AND NOW I NEED ANTIBIOTICS! White Oprah blew a .20, over twice the legal limit. Because White Oprah is a sue-happy grifter who is always thinking ahead, she screamed that the police injured her while arresting her ass. An ambulance showed up and after they examined her, they determined that yes, everything about her is broke down, but they didn’t find any injuries. White Oprah knew the jig was up, took it all back and said she was never injured.

The cops gave her tickets for the DUI and speeding. She’ll have to show her face in court on September 24th. After she was booked and her mug shot of beauty was taken, she released to a sober party. Yeah, I think the real news here is that White Oprah actually knows someone who’s sober.

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