Making a trip real soon, 75% sure it's Phoenix, 25% Austin.
 

Obligatory thread about a trip I'll be making soon. I am not the determiner of where I'm going, I am just a vessel. :)

The trip's in August. I'll be in town for three weeks. I'm probably going to Phoenix, with a halfway decent chance I'm going to Austin instead.

My questions:

1. Who lives in either of these towns, and wants to grab a beer?

2. What's something light and easy that I could do in either of these towns? Just simple suggestions. And no, I'm not in the market for picking up women (or men).

Gay.

You know what's gay?

Seriously, I would prefer you tell me if you do.

AustinChief wants to buy dinner for you to discuss the economy, Obama, and foreign policy.

I don't know if he could handle a conversation with a liberal he wasn't capable of silencing with a ban.

Why would you go to either of those places in the summer? You should go somewhere in the mountains instead.

I live in Phoenix. August is not an enjoyable time here bro. Still hot as ****.

austin is 100 times better than phx man

Outside of my control.

How cold is the beer?

In fairness, both Austin and Phoenix will be hotter than hell in August.

driving?

Flying.

Yeah. Phoenix will be sweltering.

I'm fairly certain modern refrigeration has made its way to Phoenix.