LMAO

I could see it going down that way, or at least a good beating.

Way too much time on your hands.

Pussy.

I'm a forum pussy lol.

I would love to look at the piece, would you be interested in meeting at Randolph Country Club to discuss details?

I know.

ROFL

what's funny about that is that if he looked it up, he'd realize that Randolph Country Club is actually a gay bar in boston, lol.

ROFL

I literally laughed out loud a couple times reading these and my son kept walking over asking why I was laughing and couldn't understand why I thought these were funny. I think they are funny in a teenager kind of way.

Nice work.

here are some totally awesome bottles for sale
http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/atq/3274402573.html

This one is great

The Ad:
Vintage Etch-A-Sketch - $5
Genuine Model 505 Etch-A-Sketch by Ohio Art. Good and scratched all over from being loved by generations of kids.

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/...psb6b2e7f9.jpg

me:

Hello,
I'm responding to your ad for the vintage Etch a Sketch. Do you know what year it was made?

Thanks

him:

I'm sorry I don't. It may be discernable from the serial number, if it has one, and if I can find it....

me:

Oh that's fine, it looks like late 80's/early 90's style.
It works, right?

him:

Sounds like you know them far better than I do - but yes, it works.

me:

yes I collect 80's and 90's toys, it's a hobby of mine. But since this is craigslist, I want to know it is legit before I buy.

Would you mind drawing a picture on it so that I know for sure that it works? Maybe like a human face or a tree or something? And take the picture to show me, that way I know it works and everything.

Thanks!

him:

Sure - although I couldn't humiliate myself with a face or tree. So I opted to humiliate myself with this awesome dragster! If you're still interested and we do this soon, the dragster goes with it for no extra charge!

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/...psf359a521.jpg

me:

that's an awesome dragster! lol. But the reason why I specifically asked for a tree or face is so that I know it's real. I'm not saying that you did, but you could have just found an etch a sketch of that on the internet.

Just so I know for sure that it is real, could you draw a snake or a dog? You seem pretty good, that should be easy!

A girl has to be careful these days :)

him:

Well, I've satisfied your request while remaining true to my MO of being just disobedient enough to stay interesting: what could be more reliable than a photo of an Etch-a-Sketch than an Etch-a-Sketch of an Etch-a-Sketch? I'm sure there are hundreds of sketches of Etch-a-Sketches with dragsters online but you'll just have to trust that this one is on mine and is really real. Of course a girl has to be careful, especially on Craigslist but you've got me wondering: how do I know that you're real? :)

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/...psd4feda6d.jpg

me:

that looks nice, I really like the way you handle that etch a sketch! How would like me to prove that I'm real ;)

him:

Thanks for the compliment Jessica - I'm probably no worse with and Etch-a-Sketch than I am with a pad and pencil....Of course, I think a great way to prove that you're real would be to come over and buy this awesome dragster. Only $5 and it comes with a free Etch-a-Sketch!

me:

I looked at that last picture again, it's actually disappointing.
I don't really want it now,
Thanks anyways!

why oh why don't I have this kind of time on my hands.


(nice work bump)

You sure you're not gay, bro?

LMAO Damn it, Bump! Etch-A-Sketch guy was cool, (and talented). You should at least go buy the damn thing from him.

was posing as a chick