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Prison Bitch 03-02-2013 02:05 PM

Masturbating during job interview?
 
Anyone ever done it?



FEBRUARY 13, 2013

Willie Merriweather Brought "Little Willie" To The Job Interview - Jailed After He Was Allegedly Caught Masturbating During Employment Interview

Aiken, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Willie Merriweather, a 53-year-old South Carolina man, was jailed Monday after he allegedly masturbated during an interview at a local staffing agency.

According to the Aiken Department of Public Safety, Merriweather reportedly entered the staffing agency and was seated for an interview when the incident took place.

The interviewer told detectives that she was gathering personal information about the applicant, such as his name and date of birth, when she looked down and noticed that his penis was fully exposed and in his hand.

When the woman confronted Merriweather about his exposed penis and ordered him out of the building, Merriweather tried to argue that "it fell out."


http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2013/02...ht-little.html

Direckshun 03-02-2013 02:07 PM

As you can see, I'm a real go getter.

dj56dt58 03-02-2013 02:07 PM

Did he get the job?

kstater 03-02-2013 02:07 PM

He's and up and comer.

TribalElder 03-02-2013 02:08 PM

LMAO!

that is awesomesauce

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-02-2013 02:11 PM

He likes a stiff one before work.

Prison Bitch 03-02-2013 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 9457223)
Did he get the job?

No. He blew his load during the application process.

gblowfish 03-02-2013 02:14 PM

He's obviously willing to perform manual labor...

Johnny Vegas 03-02-2013 02:18 PM

would ya just look at that! just look at it?!

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile..._3288340_n.jpg

Bwana 03-02-2013 02:19 PM

Willie must have thought he was interviewing for a job in the porn industry. :shrug:

"Hey baby, meet little Willie."

Security!

KILLER_CLOWN 03-02-2013 02:20 PM

He was doing his job hoping she would do hers for him.


LOLZ @ that link.... Faces of Meth... HAHAHA LMAO

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-02-2013 02:22 PM

It clearly says "staffing agency"

BigRedChief 03-02-2013 02:22 PM

It wasn't Florida?

In58men 03-02-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 9457268)
would ya just look at that! just look at it?!

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile..._3288340_n.jpg

"Well where is he....because I'd like to look at him"



ROFL

Prison Bitch 03-02-2013 02:22 PM

He thought he had the right skill set, but in the end he was exposed.

Thig Lyfe 03-02-2013 02:23 PM

At least he's self-motivated.

In58men 03-02-2013 02:25 PM

They said he was a few strokes behind the qualifications.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-02-2013 02:25 PM

He uses his own white out.

Prison Bitch 03-02-2013 02:25 PM

His interview style was shoot-from-the-hip.

Johnny Vegas 03-02-2013 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9457291)
"Well where is he....because I'd like to look at him"



ROFL

LMAO

Red Brooklyn 03-02-2013 02:30 PM

Do we really need another Alex Smith thread?

In58men 03-02-2013 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Brooklyn (Post 9457323)
Do we really need another Alex Smith thread?

This guy is a straight shooter, Alex isn't.

crossbow 03-02-2013 02:32 PM

Gotta "hand" it to the guy for trying.

Red Brooklyn 03-02-2013 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9457328)
This guy is a straight shooter, Alex isn't.

BOOM!

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-02-2013 02:32 PM

Heh. For me that WAS part of the interview.

crossbow 03-02-2013 02:36 PM

Hey he had two appointments that day. One was for a porn scene and the other for a Walmart door greeter. He just got them mixed up is all.

ArrowheadHawk 03-02-2013 02:37 PM

He was giving the firm the Staff.

big nasty kcnut 03-02-2013 02:38 PM

He was jerking for work. She didn't like him so he was cumming to prove her wrong

GloryDayz 03-02-2013 02:40 PM

Meh, happens all the time in the porn industry!

LOL, we're so closed-minded...

Thig Lyfe 03-02-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 9457356)
He was jerking for work. She didn't like him so he was cumming to prove her wrong

you're the best, mayne

you diiid it

PackerinMo 03-02-2013 02:43 PM

He didn't beat around the bush.

wazu 03-02-2013 02:45 PM

Instant Section-8.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-02-2013 02:49 PM

My last employer told me I was a jerk off . I just don't understand why ?

BlackHelicopters 03-02-2013 02:51 PM

Interview question: Do you have any weaknesses...............?

Fish 03-02-2013 02:53 PM

Mine falls out all the time too....

In58men 03-02-2013 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9457412)
Mine falls out all the time too....

You talking about your tampon again?

Setsuna 03-02-2013 03:24 PM

He thought he was going to nail that interview.

He was out to prove he would be stiff competition for his fellow employees.

East Side Rogelio 03-02-2013 03:47 PM

Bad thing about it, she never saw it coming.

KCtotheSB 03-02-2013 03:51 PM

I'm willing to bet he was trying to recreate a porno scene.

something cooler 03-02-2013 03:55 PM

this is a real feel good story

Cannibal 03-02-2013 04:00 PM

Sweet Dick Willie!

Keep in the pants until you get the job next time!

GloryDayz 03-02-2013 04:06 PM

I interview a lot of people and until the final interviews for a senior engineer I don't see them F2F, most of it's done on the phone. Now I'm wondering how many are jacking off on the other end of the phone! And i have a few who I think might very well have! ****ers! now I'm going to ask!

Radar Chief 03-02-2013 04:42 PM

Tough break for "Hand Job". /PVT Cowboy

Jive Ass 03-02-2013 04:43 PM

Do it at every interview. Never had a job in my life.




Works wonders.

Rain Man 03-02-2013 04:50 PM

It was all a misunderstanding. He bought a book about doing a good job interview and it said to show that you're excited about the job.

mikey23545 03-02-2013 04:57 PM

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I got plead ignorance on this thing...

LoneWolf 03-02-2013 04:57 PM

Finding a job in this economy is hard.

digger 03-02-2013 04:58 PM

straight shooter with upper management potential

BigMeatballDave 03-02-2013 05:03 PM

He wanted to make money hand over fist.

rockymtnchief 03-02-2013 05:08 PM

Maybe he was interviewing for Hog Farmers job?:shrug::whackit:

mikey23545 03-02-2013 05:32 PM

He was probably trying to show her he could pull his own weight at the job.

threebag02 03-02-2013 05:37 PM

Bevis, so... Uh how was the second interview?

Prison Bitch 03-02-2013 07:15 PM

"So Willie, tell us about a time you handled a hard situation at work, and what you did to over-cum it"

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-02-2013 07:23 PM

Trying to get a job reference to stand up for him.

Lex Luthor 03-02-2013 07:24 PM

A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

Chief3188 03-02-2013 08:12 PM

"Sorry, I thought this was the sperm bank"

Bwana 03-02-2013 11:37 PM

Judge Reinhold approves.


http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-con...igh-bikini.jpg

saphojunkie 03-02-2013 11:59 PM

I know this job is temp, but I just wanted to show I can handle it if it's sperm.

Pawnmower 03-03-2013 12:07 AM

he didnt realize the competition would be so stiff

J Diddy 03-03-2013 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brainiac (Post 9458268)
A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor replied, "Because I''m trying to examine you!"

:LOL:

J Diddy 03-03-2013 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 9457223)
Did he get the job?

If he didn't it would be a shame. He was obviously very excited about the opportunity.

Spott 03-03-2013 08:06 AM

He was hard up for a job.

No pics of the female interviewer that he was tossing off to.?

GloryDayz 03-03-2013 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9459242)
If he didn't it would be a shame. He was obviously very excited about the opportunity.

I hope he did... I think it'd be funny to just hire and fire based on their abilities alone for a change. At least don't let something stupid like jacking off be a big deal. To tell the truth, if everybody actually jacked off at the office, things would probably go better.

I don't know, it just kills me how much is made of sex, boobs, dicks and other such body parts in our culture.

BlackHelicopters 03-03-2013 08:10 AM

Who hasn't masturbated at work? Show of hands?

Chief Pote 03-03-2013 08:12 AM

I wonder if she shook his hand?

Molitoth 03-03-2013 08:49 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-vIBvXWiZIg...t_that_soa.jpg

Prison Bitch 03-03-2013 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9459561)
To tell the truth, if everybody actually jacked off at the office, things would probably go better.

I don't know, it just kills me how much is made of sex, boobs, dicks and other such body parts in our culture.


Um, really? You think society would be better off if old pervs beat off during job interviews?

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-03-2013 12:24 PM

The salt content of the biscuits and gravy at Hardee's is higher than you think.

Red Dawg 03-03-2013 12:39 PM

There is nothing wrong with letting a person know who you are right up front. Maybe he didn't think it would be frowned upon.

gblowfish 03-03-2013 12:49 PM

He wanted a job with Conan O'Brian as the Masturbating Bear!

GloryDayz 03-03-2013 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9460170)
Um, really? You think society would be better off if old pervs beat off during job interviews?

I wouldn't file against them. I'd just close the door and tell them I'd be back in a few minutes... I've walked in on people ****ing and just blowing off steam before. I made nothing of it, and we just never talk about it. After that they were no more, or less, productive, so why would I care? and they took a LOT less time than the people who take "forever" lunches to "go to the gym." LOL, get up at 4:30 like me is what I'd like to say, but I won't, they need to work off stress too, they just take longer, a LOT more ofter I suppose, than the two who were ****ing...

But the good news is I knew two people who were never opposed to travel, and they did great work when they did travel together.

Prison Bitch 03-03-2013 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 9461271)
I wouldn't file against them. I'd just close the door and tell them I'd be back in a few minutes... .


I think that's absurd. But with respect to this particular individual, it's his second time pulling this act in a job interview. He's obviously not learning this is inappropriate workplace behavior.

teedubya 03-03-2013 06:50 PM

Florida?

GloryDayz 03-03-2013 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9461296)
I think that's absurd. But with respect to this particular individual, it's his second time pulling this act in a job interview. He's obviously not learning this is inappropriate workplace behavior.

Ever thought that he's just not wanting a job? He got everything he wanted from the interview; he rubbed one out and still gets to sleep-in for a long while to cum!

OrtonsPiercedTaint 03-03-2013 07:03 PM

Some might be curious to hire him to see what the exit interview would be like.

KChiefer 03-03-2013 07:35 PM

During the interview? That's premature.


I had a stint at a discount cigarette shop where a guy was let go after being caught on tape letting it go behind the counter.


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