The Quiet Baby
 

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming.

Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one man says to the other. "All these unhappy children and our child is so happy."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we take the pacifier out of his ass."

thats just wrong

"What is it? I'm making gravy!"

Haha, sweetness.

only in lawrence...or perhaps San Fran