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Peter Gibbons 04-07-2021 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15618982)
Just shaving your balls helps a lot, or so I've been told.
Between hair regrowth and ever increasing scrotum length with age, this seems like large time commitment.

Raiderhater 04-07-2021 09:15 PM
https://s.yimg.com/aah/yhst-11545572...-powder-49.png

LiveSteam 04-07-2021 09:58 PM
Duke Cannon.
Trench Warfare. Im sold.


Edit. ACE Hardware.
https://www.acehardware.com/departme...58?store=16734

Bwana 04-07-2021 10:27 PM
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....AC_SL1001_.jpg

Bwana 04-07-2021 10:39 PM
Heh


https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1W2lsNNAQL.jpg

scho63 06-18-2021 08:33 AM
Ball powder is ineffective at 118°. Turns into Silly Putty all around your balls.

I have some nice molds of Walnuts now.

dmahurin 06-18-2021 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 15712593)
Ball powder is ineffective at 118°. Turns into Silly Putty all around your balls.

I have some nice molds of Walnuts now.
You packing an 8 ball's worth of powder in there?

scho63 06-18-2021 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 15712657)
You packing an 8 ball's worth of powder in there?
I wish! :LOL:

phisherman 06-18-2021 09:18 AM
Green bottle Gold Bond will still do the trick. It'll freeze your balls at any time.

Dunerdr 06-18-2021 09:37 AM
I forgot to powder up this morning, had to make an emergency dusting with glove powder for our arc flash rated gloves. I'm sure it the same stuff but praying i dont have an allergic reaction or something lol.

dmahurin 06-14-2022 02:10 PM
It's that time of year again, my favorite thread to bump. It's powder time boys.

Sassy Squatch 06-14-2022 02:12 PM
Never had a problem with Gold Bond Spray.

srvy 06-14-2022 02:20 PM
Ever think that the fry cook at The Big Biscuit is using his nut sweat and gold bond to make a roux for your gravy?

TLO 05-23-2023 08:10 AM
Looks like it's about that time of year again for my annual bump of this thread!!

Pasta Little Brioni 05-23-2023 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 16333595)
Ever think that the fry cook at The Big Biscuit is using his nut sweat and gold bond to make a roux for your gravy?
Yes

dmahurin 06-01-2023 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by George Brett Statue (Post 16955068)
Looks like it's about that time of year again for my annual bump of this thread!!
You beat me to it, this is my favorite annual thread to bump.

scho63 06-01-2023 12:42 PM
I've lost 70 pounds since Dec 4th and my balls are swinging free once again.

No Schweddy balls this summer!

dmahurin 06-01-2023 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 16966521)
I've lost 70 pounds since Dec 4th and my balls are swinging free once again.

No Schweddy balls this summer!
First, congrats on the weight loss, that's great. Second, they'll still crave that powdery goodness, don't sell your your dangly parts short.

Raiderhater 06-01-2023 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 15618422)
Truth be told I actually quit the powder years ago. It got to be too much. I was basically a functioning ball powder addict. If you still use it a lot, you should quit while you're ahead. Make sure to taper down. It doesn't say on the package but your berries can go through withdrawals if you cut off the powder too fast too soon. Mine were shivering one second, dripping sweat the next. It got pretty bleak. They got so depressed they tried hanging themselves on my briefs.
I’m thinking I may have an addiction problem now as well. To get a real fix I’ll shave down there using my Margaritas in the Arctic - Glacial (extra menthol kick) shave soap and then the matching aftershave. Follow it up with a handful of Duke Cannon Trench Warfare powder and the boys are basically cryogenically frozen at that point. Seriously, Jabba could hang them on his wall for decoration next to Han.

https://www.stirlingsoap.com/product...tic-shave-soap

Sassy Squatch 06-01-2023 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Raiderhater (Post 16966893)
I’m thinking I may have an addiction problem now as well. To get a real fix I’ll shave down there using my Margaritas in the Arctic - Glacial (extra menthol kick) shave soap and then the matching aftershave. Follow it up with a handful of Duke Cannon Trench Warfare powder and the boys are basically cryogenically frozen at that point. Seriously, Jabba could hang them on his wall for decoration next to Han.

https://www.stirlingsoap.com/product...tic-shave-soap
How in the **** did you manage to sound pretentious talking about shaving your balls?!? I'm legitimately impressed.

Raiderhater 06-01-2023 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 16966896)
How in the **** did you manage to sound pretentious talking about shaving your balls?!? I'm legitimately impressed.
:shrug: Didn’t realize I was.

Fish 06-01-2023 04:45 PM
Aftershave your balls? WTF is going on here?

****ing offseason.

Sassy Squatch 06-01-2023 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Raiderhater (Post 16966904)
:shrug: Didn’t realize I was.
LMAO just busting your balls.

Raiderhater 06-01-2023 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 16966918)
LMAO just busting your balls.
Careful with that busting, when they are this frozen they could shatter.

Sassy Squatch 06-01-2023 04:58 PM
I don't know how folks use that extra strength Gold Bond. That shit makes it SUPER cold and uncomfortable. Regular strength Gold Bond is like a pleasant after dinner mint. Extra strength is like slamming your taint and balls into a tin of Altoids and slamming the lid shut.

dmahurin 06-01-2023 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 16966930)
I don't know how folks use that extra strength Gold Bond. That shit makes it SUPER cold and uncomfortable. Regular strength Gold Bond is like a pleasant after dinner mint. Extra strength is like slamming your taint and balls into a tin of Altoids and slamming the lid shut.
I accidently powdered my asscrack with the teal once, HUGE mistake.

Sassy Squatch 06-01-2023 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 16966932)
I accidently powdered my asscrack with the teal once, HUGE mistake.
Yes. Yes it is. Especially when you've already got a bit of monkey ass going on.


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