You can tell it's Friday night on Chiefsplanet by the sexual frustration in posts like this one.

I had a pineapple upside down cake tonight incidentally.

Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it. Now, he's so fat that he can't.

As a podcast I listen to once said:

"It can't be that great, because that dude would rather be fat and eat cheeseburgers than blow himself."

Yeah tell me about it! Nothing more frustrating than being a few inches from being able to kiss the dragon. God has a sick sense of humor, putting it where ya JUST can't get to it. Frustration, heh. You hit the nail on the head sweetheart.

my problem is I'm shitty at giving them.

food and drink?

You know how it feels about 100x better when a girl is stroking your shaft than you doing it yourself?

If you want a 1/100th quality BJ, given by a mouth with no experience, then have at it.

It would count as both theoretically right?

Plus the freshly cracked vertebrae it would take to do it.

The low self esteem of being a self spitter would be a killer.

Alright how about this. You're starving to death and you need the protein. Would ya? Talk about eating your young.

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Pretty sure the second law of thermodynamics would render that moot.

This thread sucks.....

Spinoff: would it be gay to have sex with a carbon copy of yourself, or would it just be another form of masturbation?