Could you send us somewhere special?

"Pleasure myself Orally...?"
You mean like, tell myself a really good story???

And where do you work that you have time to talk about stuff like this???

Oh, this reminds me of a bad joke.

Kid comes home from school, sets his books down on the kitchen table.
Dad says "What's up, son?"
Kid says: "Just had my first blowjob..."
Dad says: "Oh yeah? Whaddya think?"
Kid says: "Tasted Terrible."

Convicted? No never convicted. Well actually I have. Long story..............prison sucked.

ummm ... no


If you don't see a significant different between rubbing your dick with your hand and sucking your dick with your mouth then you might be gay

Guess you don't eat your wives pussy then.

I bet if you guys could reach it, you would do it.

I can reach it, but I have 17 gorgeous super model girlfriends, so why bother?/CPer

If it was that long you could just **** yourself in the ass...

Would I put my own D in my mouth...

No.

This is another great reason why there are so many women running around out there, among other things.

Actually 18, and all are between the ages of 18-20...

Yet you use your hand. And I'm sure your game isn't so strong that you are able to pull any girl you see "running around out there".

Same guys who claim they dont jack off posting in here.

Instant section 8.............

I'm still having a hard time picturing what kind of work conversation was going on that it ventured into this topic.

Ive had this conversation a million times with my wife. Yes, everyone would. If you could pleasure yourself with your hand would you? Yes. Millions do it with thier hand if every genertion going back could do it orally they would. It would inevetibly be the downfall of life as we know it. My wife gives a mean blow j, a better than alot of pussy mouth hug. Now if i could do that to myself wtf do i need her for cooking cleaning? With the money not spent on her i can hire a maid and eat out.