Cheerleaders: Who has the best?
 

Now that the Chiefs are "stick a fork in them" done. Let's get down to serious issues. Today's Fox Sports website has almost 40 pictures of NFL Cheerleaders (Groups & Individuals). I must say the Texans have more than their share of beauty's. There was only one picture of the Chiefs Cheerleaders and luckily it was a side view of the group. Good thing too because headshots would be too accurate. Where in the heck do we find ours? There aren't many that could challenge any of the other teams knockouts. Is Peterson in charge of drafting our cheerleaders too?

Which team do you think has the best looking cheerleaders?

As a former season ticket holder of the Texans, I can say with certainty that the Texans have the best cheerleaders. Yes, they're even better than the Cowboys, Raiders, and Dolphins. Much better.

But, I did fall in love with a little hottie on the Dallas squad during the preseason game with the Chiefs. She wanted me, too. I could tell because she kept making eye contact and shaking her ass at me. But then my friends almost got into a fight and I had to vacate the seating improvements I had secured to go have their backs....

Bucs. I looked at them last week and damn.

The Texans definately have some hotties. The Broncos also have quite a few hot ones.

KC gets the leftover crack whores that cheap strip clubs fire for lack of looks.

I decided it was my civic duty to research this further. I thought I'd just check out every team to see who was the hottest. It didn't take long to realize that it would be time consuming, and require me to be more of a master of my domain than I'm capable of, so I settled for just checking out the AFC. If someone else wants to make a list of the NFC more power to you, other wise I might do one later.

Please note these are strictly opinion, and based on overall hotness versus individual hotties. Some sites made inspection easier, and I tried to concentrate on calender photos since they are usually the best.

Baltimore: A few hotties, but they have guy cheerleaders. Sorry, that doesn't work.
Buffalo: The Jills are disgusting. Imagine a bachlorette party in a dumpy bar in Buffalo. Last place.
Cincinatti: Teh Winnah! Wow. Who knew? Men and women probably masturbate at the game. Look Here
Cleveland: No cheerleaders. I can only believe this is a good thing.
Denver: Yum. They could battle for second, definately top five. If you like flat tummies, you love these girls. Pony style?
Houston: Another top five. Their cheerleading outfits might be the hottest in the NFL.
Indy: Nice looking ladies, but they look a little old. Winner of the Milf award.
Jax: Isn't this in Florida? Apparently nowhere near the hot beaches. Yuck. Look out Buffalo, you have competition at Westminster.
KC: We've all seen them. The prostitute wing at the local jail wants their inmates back. Maybe one hot one.
Miami: Smokin. (big suprise) Very hot women, but Jason Taylor is posing shirtless in their calender. No wonder Ricky left.
NE: Pretty average. Nothing spectacular, nothing nightmarish.
NYJ: None that I could find. Suprising for New York.
Oakland: Good talent. The hotness seems phony, but it's still hotness. Bozo called, he wants his make-up back.
Pittsburgh: None. See Cleveland.
San Diego: What you expect from Californis girls. Rounds out the top five.
Tennessee: Meh. Like any night at the bar, a few you'd nail when you walk in, none you'd pass on on the way out.

Stop hatin' on our fair ladies.

http://www.kcchiefs.com/media/cheer.jpg

You guys know you want it. :rolleyes:

Phillies cheerleaders are really hot.

IMO, the best looking cheerleaders are the Dophins followed by the Texans and Chargers. :thumb:

Here's a taste of Cincy's fine ladies.

she's not even that hot JSP?

Holy Sh*t! That may be the understatement of the century. That lingerie calender is enough to make me commit crimes. I honestly think you could take the hottest girl from every other team in the league and it still might not compare.

Errmm, okay. She's a cheerleader, not a supermodel. Maybe you should take a look at the cheerleaders around the league. Different strokes...

Here's one of the Buffalo Jills, maybe she's more your type.

Heres a phillies cheerleader.

Not bad. Shes smokin hot!

Another Phillies girl.

This bald fu*ker was hitting on her while i went to the restroom.
Stay away for my gal Dude!