You can buy squirrels online?
 

I did not know this.

http://www.therolladailynews.com/art...NEWS/121019649

Squirrels purchased online never delivered
Sheriff's department investigating fraud

A Newburg woman is out $160 after placing an order for 30 squirrels on the Internet that were never delivered.

According to the a Phelps County Sheriff Department incident report, the victim, a 48-year-old Newburg woman, is a taxidermist.

The sheriff's department is currently investigating the fraud.

Deputies learned of the case after taking a report at the sheriff's office Monday, Oct. 8. The investigation is continuing.

It is unknown if the woman was attempting to purchase live or dead squirrels.

Probably the same place you get your frozen gerbils.

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Heh. I used to date a girl whose parents lived in the woods in rural Wisconsin. He was a bird watcher and hated squirrels because they'd eat all the seed out of the bird feeder. He'd sit on his back porch with a pellet gun all day long and kill squirrels by the score. And of course, legions of other squirrels took their place.

I guess my point is you really should be able to get your own dead squirrels. :D

Oh yeah, squirrel fraud is rampant these days.

It's getting to rabbit fraud level.

Damn you, I was going to post this! :cuss:

Not only squirrels, but flying squirrels.

http://www.jandaexotics.com/Flying_Squirrel.html

Well, finally.

This explains last week's report in which postal workers at the St. Louis Post Office became disgruntled after dozens of squirrels attacked them without provocation.

FAX

"...enjoy spending hours climbing around or sleeping in their owners clothing."

Does this mean while the owner is wearing them, or do they hang out in the closet?

They won't find any nuts up the pants hanging in the closet.

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.....HOLD UP

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I've never heard of a genet before, but now I want one. I'm afraid that my yard isn't big enough, though.

It always amazes me when I read about some large mammal that I've never heard of. I like to think that I'm reasonably well read, but there are a lot of animal species out there.

What the hell is going on in here?

Just shut up and grab your rifle.

I am really sorry that in 05 when I was living in the springs I did not meet you for a beer
you are truly an individual

im way over 200 confirmed kills & probably another 50 cripples ran off & died somewhere else

THANK YOU

That's a damn good price for squirrels. If it sounds too good to be true...it is.

Where's Mobilly? Doesn't he eat these damn things?

They're pretty tasty. And you haven't lived until you've had squirrel gravy.

Oh, also, you can buy this to keep your secret booze in:

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Squirrel dinner prep maybe sparked Michigan fire

The Associated Press

TOWNSHIP, Mich. -- Authorities say a blaze that displaced dozens of people from a southwest Michigan apartment complex may have been sparked by a resident trying to cook a squirrel with a propane torch.

Fire Chief Jim Kohsel tells MLive.com that the resident apparently planned to eat the animal and was burning off its fur on a third-floor deck at the building in Ottawa County's Holland Township when the fire broke out Wednesday. Flames spread to the roof. Kohsel says eight apartments are destroyed and others damaged.

The resident's name wasn't immediately released.

Kohsel says a firefighter broke a toe. No residents were injured.

Resident Tiffany Camburn told The Holland Sentinel that she and her neighbors had to evacuate their apartments.

The American Red Cross arranged temporary shelter and clothing for displaced residents.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2012/10/11...#storylink=cpy

Rather Squirrely if you ask me.

We should send a whole box of them to Scott Pioli.

I thought you were supposed to skin them first? When I last lived in Virginia there was an elderly lady in my neighborhood who ate squirrel. The local 15-25 year olds would hunt them and bring them to her.

That is ****ing cool!!

Can’t remember the name of the reality show I was watching but it basically consisted of two hillbillies hanging out barefoot on the front porch of their shack getting drunk. Until one of them said, “Welp, time to go shopping for dinner” which consisted of putting on shoes and moving to the back porch with .22’s to shoot some squirrel. I laughed but its almost like they’ve got life figured out.

The first critter I ever killed was a tree rat when I was 8 with a .410 shotgun. I went home and my dad cleaned it and my mom cooked it. Best meal I ever had as a kiddo. I was quite proud.
Been hunting every year, ever since.

My first was a rabbit with a .22. Same deal though, cleaned, cooked, delicious.
I’m not nearly the hunter I used to be since most of my spare time goes to wrenching.
Maybe if MiniRadar decides he wants to hunt I’ll get back into it but he has such a soft heart I can’t see him wanting to kill an animal.

Hang them behind the next banner.

"Scott, your decisions are a bit squirly! www.saveourchiefs.com"

Same here, except I was 7 and used a .22. He was in the top of a cottonwood tree and I got him with my second shot. Didn't eat the ****ing thing, though.

This thread is now ranked 5th when I search buy squirrels online

Fried rabbit is to die for. Dam its good eat-en

Now 4th!

I think we need to start a "Buy Poop Throwing Gay Spider Monkeys Online" thread and see if we can get it to #1 LMAO

DT

My grandfather used to make squirrel meatballs from leftover meatloaf his wife made. he would take the meat and rinse it under warm water them inject sauce into the meat. So as we sat down eating together he looked at me and told me, "your grandmother is a mean bitch." I stood up so quickly that the meatball fell out of my mouth and hit the floor.

i sat back down because he told me to not be alarmed. As soon as i sat down he said, 'open up that shoe box." I opened it and I saw a massive human turd. It had to be at least 8 inches long and it stunk like shit. I closed it and stood up and another meatball feel out of my ass this time.

By now i was dripping in sweat from looking at these turds he had hidden in boxes. I seen one last box and it was about the size of a guitar case. I opened it as he watched me. And what i found was amazing. It was an elephant turd. This thing stunk so bad a meatball fell out of my tits.

I'll never forget this.

squirrels are cool animals but no way in hell I would want to own one

This bitch is dumb

My own salute to each & every one of you

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Did you say... flying squirrels??


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAd3ALa--gg

Squirrel trafficking is a heinous crime.

Admittedly, though, squirrel Chieftains have been known to sell their own squirrelsmen to the squirrel runners.

DUDES

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When you cant expect your squirrels you ordered online to actually show up, theres something seriously ****ed up with this country.