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Simply Red 10-16-2009 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6178089)
If you're cheap: get a giant semi-clear white trashbag, put it over your head so it covers you down to your ankles, then pull some off it back off your head and fill it with milk and tie it off, and tell everyone you're a used condom with the prick still in it. :D

I'd do that in a town like L.A. w/o a 2nd thought. LOL

JohninGpt 10-16-2009 10:35 PM

How 'bout:

http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_pulpfiction_5.jpg


The Gimp!

JD10367 10-16-2009 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 6178098)
How 'bout:

The Gimp!

Yeah, but a Halloween costume is supposed to be something unusual, something you don't routinely put on. I have a feeling for a lot of people around here, the Gimp outfit is something that's hanging in the closet for a fun weekend. :shrug: :D

Hammock Parties 10-16-2009 10:39 PM

CHICKS DIG THE FETT

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.c...me-wedding.jpg

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a4/...bobaandmee.jpg

LaChapelle 10-16-2009 10:41 PM

Free sample dude, giving out hershey kisses or a hotel pillow.

JohninGpt 10-16-2009 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LaChapelle (Post 6178114)
Free sample dude, giving out hershey kisses.

And drop them out of a pair of assless chaps.

Saccopoo 10-16-2009 10:44 PM

I've always found that historical costumes work wonders. Louis the XIV always pulls bull rider level ass.

Oh.

You could dress up as a bull rider, and if a girl asks you if that's your costume, you tell her, "**** no. I'm a bull rider for reals. Costumes are for pussies that live sad, insignificant lives who are too gutless to get on the back of a 3,000 lb. animal that wants to stomp your guts out." Laid for sure.

JD10367 10-16-2009 10:47 PM

Wear a round metal codpiece, and cut a metal central-vac canister in half and wear it like body armor. Then cut a slot in it and write "deposit 25 cents" and, in big letters, spray-paint "SYBIAN" across the front. :D

Simply Red 10-16-2009 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6178124)
I've always found that historical costumes work wonders. Louis the XIV always pulls bull rider level ass.

Oh.

You could dress up as a bull rider, and if a girl asks you if that's your costume, you tell her, "**** no. I'm a bull rider for reals. Costumes are for pussies that live sad, insignificant lives who are too gutless to get on the back of a 3,000 lb. animal that wants to stomp your guts out." Laid for sure.

Well done dude, I laughed my ass off when I read that. I also made a 'buck' motion in the air, well, because I'm crazy.


Oh, and dope idear rockin' the Louis wear, I like it, i'm gettin' what you're preachin'

JD10367 10-16-2009 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6178135)
Oh, and dope idear rockin' the Louis wear, I like it, i'm gettin' what you're preachin'[/FONT]

Oh, pissboy!

It's good to be the king...

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.c.../goodkng21.jpg

Simply Red 10-16-2009 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6178143)
Oh, pissboy!

It's good to be the king...

http://firstfriday.files.wordpress.c.../goodkng21.jpg

i may try this and go to club opera. Sasha will be there.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad 10-16-2009 11:05 PM

My roomie doesn't pull hot puss often mostly because he doesn't try, but when he went as Mystery from that VH1 show last year...he got lots of attention...and he got laid. She was cute

'Hamas' Jenkins 10-16-2009 11:21 PM

Don't ask me. I generally go as serial killers.

L.A. Chieffan 10-16-2009 11:26 PM

do you know what ed gein said about picking up chicks with halloween costumes?

ArrowheadMagic 10-16-2009 11:28 PM

If you cant get your balls wet now, a costume probably wont help.... it's still you.


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