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Free sample dude, giving out hershey kisses or a hotel pillow.
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I've always found that historical costumes work wonders. Louis the XIV always pulls bull rider level ass.
Oh. You could dress up as a bull rider, and if a girl asks you if that's your costume, you tell her, "**** no. I'm a bull rider for reals. Costumes are for pussies that live sad, insignificant lives who are too gutless to get on the back of a 3,000 lb. animal that wants to stomp your guts out." Laid for sure. |
Wear a round metal codpiece, and cut a metal central-vac canister in half and wear it like body armor. Then cut a slot in it and write "deposit 25 cents" and, in big letters, spray-paint "SYBIAN" across the front. :D
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Oh, and dope idear rockin' the Louis wear, I like it, i'm gettin' what you're preachin' |
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My roomie doesn't pull hot puss often mostly because he doesn't try, but when he went as Mystery from that VH1 show last year...he got lots of attention...and he got laid. She was cute
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Don't ask me. I generally go as serial killers.
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do you know what ed gein said about picking up chicks with halloween costumes?
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If you cant get your balls wet now, a costume probably wont help.... it's still you.
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