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RealSNR 05-31-2013 11:24 AM

JCPenny discontinues sale of teapot that looks like Hitler
 
http://thegist.com/news/747/jc-penne...nocidal-teapot

http://cdn.thegist.com/media/images/...9-hitlettp.jpg

loochy 05-31-2013 11:26 AM

Yeah, I heard about this on the radio the other day.

That teapot cracks me up so bad. It reminds me of a South Park Hitler.

Apparently people have been selling that teapot for big bucks on ebay.

lcarus 05-31-2013 11:28 AM

That's frickin awesome. I want a Mussolini waffle iron.

RealSNR 05-31-2013 11:28 AM

How could the advertising execs Nazi the resemblance?

Rain Man 05-31-2013 11:28 AM

JC Penney said that they didn't understand der fuehrer over this.

gblowfish 05-31-2013 11:29 AM

BIG SMILE!!!

lcarus 05-31-2013 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9721815)
How could the advertising execs Nazi the resemblance?

I know, reich?

gblowfish 05-31-2013 11:31 AM

In other news, the teapot just annexed the kettle!

durtyrute 05-31-2013 11:31 AM

So they are going to act like it wasn't done on purpose. "Oh, was that wrong? We have to say we didn't know that was wrong. If we would have known we wouldn't have done it."

tha **** outta here......

RealSNR 05-31-2013 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durtyrute (Post 9721826)
So they are going to act like it wasn't done on purpose. "Oh, was that wrong? We have to say we didn't know that was wrong. If we would have known we wouldn't have done it."

tha **** outta here......

I found this kind of fascinating. Goes to show you that negative publicity is still publicity.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/jonathan...for-jc-penney/

Dayze 05-31-2013 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9721816)
JC Penny said that they didn't understand der fuehrer over this.

LMAO

lcarus 05-31-2013 11:36 AM

If this teapot looked like JFK, people would love it. I guess roasting jews is more frowned upon than I thought...

durtyrute 05-31-2013 11:36 AM

This is a strange world we live in.

Fish 05-31-2013 11:37 AM

So the manufacturer of that teapot now sees its product discontinued, because the marketing idiots for JCP arranged the photo shoot in an accidentally inappropriate way? That's harsh.

loochy 05-31-2013 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9721836)
I guess roasting jews is more frowned upon than I thought...

I prefer freshly squeezed Jews myself

lcarus 05-31-2013 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fish (Post 9721840)
So the manufacturer of that teapot now sees its product discontinued, because the marketing idiots for JCP arranged the photo shoot in an accidentally inappropriate way? That's harsh.

Those marketing assholes knew exactly what they were doing if you ask me. Making a billboard for a ****ing teapot? Yeah...

Dayze 05-31-2013 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9721836)
If this teapot looked like JFK, people would love it. I guess roasting jews is more frowned upon than I thought...

it could be sold in one of two options. "Standard" which is just one tea pot.
and "Conspiracy Package - Set of 3" which comes with one teapot, and you need to find the other 2.

lcarus 05-31-2013 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9721852)
it could be sold in one of two options. "Standard" which is just one tea pot.
and "Conspiracy Package - Set of 3" which comes with one teapot, and you need to find the other 2.

They should just make a whole set of dictator teapots. Stalin, Hussein, Mussolini, etc. Gotta catch them all!

rockymtnchief 05-31-2013 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9721807)

Apparently people have been selling that teapot for big bucks on ebay.

I saw a few posted on schindlerslist.

CleveSteve 05-31-2013 11:47 AM

A Pol TeaPot?

Dayze 05-31-2013 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9721875)
I saw a few posted on schindlerslist.

LMAO

waaay ooooooo

Dayze 05-31-2013 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleveSteve (Post 9721876)
A Pol TeaPot?

i was thinking the exact same thing.

Rain Man 05-31-2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CleveSteve (Post 9721876)
A Pol TeaPot?


It even matches the Tojo-ster and the Ho Chi Mincer.

Saul Good 05-31-2013 12:11 PM

This pot called the kettle black...then gassed ursula pursuit of racial purification.

loochy 05-31-2013 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockymtnchief (Post 9721875)
I saw a few posted on schindlerslist.

heh - good one.

blaise 05-31-2013 12:15 PM

You can brew up some Goebbels tea.

Mama Hip Rockets 05-31-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9721815)
How could the advertising execs Nazi the resemblance?

:clap:

gblowfish 05-31-2013 12:20 PM

CP is the king of bad puns and inappropriate humor.




BRAVO.

CleveSteve 05-31-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9721928)
It even matches the Tojo-ster and the Ho Chi Mincer.

:LOL:

BlackHelicopters 05-31-2013 12:56 PM

The tea was brewed on time, every time.

Pepe Silvia 05-31-2013 12:59 PM

Thats sooo weird, it really does look like a cartoon Hitler. LMAO

lcarus 05-31-2013 01:00 PM

At least it wasn't an industrial sized oven....

38yrsfan 05-31-2013 01:30 PM

When it boils it whistles like Eva Braun.

Rain Man 05-31-2013 01:35 PM

They're replacing it on the shelves with a new wine product called Mein Carafe.

Demonpenz 05-31-2013 01:40 PM

The Rollerskate that looks like FDR continues to sell well.

Earthling 05-31-2013 01:55 PM

Strange Brew by Cream is running through my head now...

lcarus 05-31-2013 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 38yrsfan (Post 9722036)
When it boils it whistles like Eva Braun.

They already have the Eva Braun coffee maker

http://www.dhresource.com/albu_29093...610-coffee.jpg

JimNasium 05-31-2013 02:02 PM

Coming soon to outlet stores on the outskirts of Leningrad.

38yrsfan 05-31-2013 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9722104)
They already have the Eva Braun coffee maker

http://www.dhresource.com/albu_29093...610-coffee.jpg

Natural gas powered?

redfan 05-31-2013 02:17 PM

Thank you, gentlemen.
This thread has made my day.
and

"Adolf Oliver Panties?"

/got nuthin

ModSocks 05-31-2013 02:23 PM

Who would put a ****ing teapot on a Billboard? WTF? This had to have been done on purpose.

blaise 05-31-2013 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9722151)
Who would put a ****ing teapot on a Billboard? WTF? This had to have been done on purpose.

A company that wanted people to know that they, like Kohls, offers products other than clothes I would guess.

chiefzilla1501 05-31-2013 02:30 PM

I'm a little teapot short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my ESSEN MEIN SCHEISSE MIT KUCHEN SCHWEINHUND

chiefzilla1501 05-31-2013 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9722005)
The tea was brewed on time, every time.

Its a improvement over my last tea pot. That tea would brew for a little bit than start Stalin

Dayze 05-31-2013 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 9722161)
Its a improvement over my last tea pot. That tea would brew for a little bit than start Stalin

LMAO

horrible. but funny.

KChiefer 05-31-2013 02:49 PM

I'm a little tyrant, short and stout, here is my howitzer, here is my kraut.

Dayze 05-31-2013 02:54 PM

Jeeeeesus. LMAO

Sorter 05-31-2013 03:18 PM

http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-cont...the_day_17.jpg

-King- 05-31-2013 03:33 PM

D-day. Discontinuation day.

MTG#10 05-31-2013 03:46 PM

Nothing like a fresh-brewed Jew early in the morning.

Dayze 05-31-2013 03:46 PM

a cup of Jew in the mornin'

lcarus 05-31-2013 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9722151)
Who would put a ****ing teapot on a Billboard? WTF? This had to have been done on purpose.

That was my thoughts as well. The idea that "bad publicity is good publicity" comes into play here.

crossbow 05-31-2013 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9721861)
They should just make a whole set of dictator teapots. Stalin, Hussein, Mussolini, etc. Gotta catch them all!

Could call it the Despot Teapot collection.

lcarus 05-31-2013 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9722306)
a cup of Jew in the mornin'

You're way out of the Warsaw line with that one.

WhiteWhale 05-31-2013 05:05 PM

Ehhh... Looks like Mother Mary on a piece of toast to me.

People see what they see. We're wired to recognize familiar faces and everyone knows Hitler's mug. He's the most famous man in history. Without the picture there, I wouldn't have seen it at all. It's hilarious seeing them side by side though.

RealSNR 05-31-2013 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiefzilla1501 (Post 9722159)
I'm a little teapot short and stout,
Here is my handle,
Here is my ESSEN MEIN SCHEISSE MIT KUCHEN SCHWEINHUND

If you're going for the imperative, you need to include "Sie" in there. Also, "Scheiss" is masculine. If you're eating multiple shits (Scheisse) then "mein" needs to be in the masculine accusative plural.

ESSEN SIE MEINE SCHEISSE MIT KUCHEN, SCHWEINHUND!

Much better.

OrtonsPiercedTaint 05-31-2013 06:41 PM

What about the French?

lcarus 05-31-2013 06:46 PM

I think the funniest part about this is how the teapot resembles Hitler, but it looks kinda like a Lego Hitler. Or maybe some kind of Mattel Hitler toy.

Speaking of which...I just googled and look what i found. LOL you can find just about anything on this here damn internet.

http://patrix.cc/pix/albums/_misc03/nazi-lego.jpg
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4126/5...923cb9d8_z.jpg

Bwana 05-31-2013 06:50 PM

JFC :shake:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OZ8-1caA7S...s_gone_mad.jpg

lcarus 05-31-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 9722618)

You know, come to think of it I've never met one person that doesn't agree that the political correctness shit in this country is way out of control. It seems the only people who care about political correctness are the douchebags on the 24 hour cable news networks.....

Rain Man 05-31-2013 06:54 PM

In the modern world, it's all about niche marketing. I bet if they marketed it as the Hitler Teapot they could get some good sales. For p.r. purposes they'd just need to balance it with teapots that resemble FDR, Churchill, and DeGaulle. That shouldn't be too hard.

Psyko Tek 05-31-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 9722196)
I'm a little tyrant, short and stout, here is my howitzer, here is my kraut.

/close thread

Just Passin' By 05-31-2013 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9722622)
You know, come to think of it I've never met one person that doesn't agree that the political correctness shit in this country is way out of control. It seems the only people who care about political correctness are the douchebags on the 24 hour cable news networks.....

The problem is that those people claiming that P.C. then turn around and insist that the restrictions they want implemented aren't about being P.C.. In other words, a lot of the people who tell you that they agree there's too much P.C. in the country are full of shit, because they're all for it as long as it's not their ox being gored.

lcarus 05-31-2013 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Passin' By (Post 9722721)
The problem is that those people claiming that P.C. then turn around and insist that the restrictions they want implemented aren't about being P.C.. In other words, a lot of the people who tell you that they agree there's too much P.C. in the country are full of shit, because they're all for it as long as it's not their ox being gored.

Maybe as a white dude I just don't understand. Given my nature though, I'd like to believe if I was a minority I would not give a shit about PC.

LoneWolf 05-31-2013 09:15 PM

I attempted to Jew a seller down on his price for one of these teapots he was selling on EBay. He shot my offer down right away, so auschwitzed to another seller and was able to dictate a better price.

houstonwhodat 06-01-2013 11:14 PM

Mark Cuban was responsible for this.

NJChiefsFan 06-02-2013 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9721815)
How could the advertising execs Nazi the resemblance?

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9721822)
I know, reich?

Quote:

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9721825)
In other news, the teapot just annexed the kettle!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9721816)
JC Penney said that they didn't understand der fuehrer over this.

Good show.

wazu 06-02-2013 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9722543)
If you're going for the imperative, you need to include "Sie" in there. Also, "Scheiss" is masculine. If you're eating multiple shits (Scheisse) then "mein" needs to be in the masculine accusative plural.

ESSEN SIE MEINE SCHEISSE MIT KUCHEN, SCHWEINHUND!

Much better.

Grammar Nazi.

chiefzilla1501 06-02-2013 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 9722543)
If you're going for the imperative, you need to include "Sie" in there. Also, "Scheiss" is masculine. If you're eating multiple shits (Scheisse) then "mein" needs to be in the masculine accusative plural.

ESSEN SIE MEINE SCHEISSE MIT KUCHEN, SCHWEINHUND!

Much better.

Thank you. I did nazi that grammar problem.

Al Bundy 06-02-2013 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 9722196)
I'm a little tyrant, short and stout, here is my howitzer, here is my kraut.

Close her down boys.

Valiant 06-02-2013 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -King- (Post 9722278)
D-day. Discontinuation day.

I prefer tea-day.

Rain Man 06-02-2013 02:17 PM

I heard that the real reason for the recall is that they had one of these in the Reichstag and it started a big fire.

exterminator 06-03-2013 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by houstonwhodat (Post 9724680)
Mark Cuban was responsible for this.

True.

Mark Cuban - Jewish

Mark Cuban - Lives in Dallas

JC Penney - HQ in Dallas


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

griZZly64 06-03-2013 08:37 AM

this is ****in stupid. its even worse that they gave in to these pussies bitching about nothing

loochy 06-03-2013 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by griZZly64 (Post 9726546)
this is ****in stupid. its even worse that they gave in to these pussies bitching about nothing

you don't think it's funny?

i chuckle every time i see it

J Diddy 06-03-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loochy (Post 9726552)
you don't think it's funny

i chuckle every time i see it

This. It is hilarious.

What's worse is that I thought JC Penney went out of business. They must have just been taken over. (haha poor dictator joke, but it's early)

seclark 06-05-2013 09:55 AM

i'm sitting at the dentist office this morning, waiting for my checkup, and the women that work there are discussing this story. so, I drop a couple of the jokes I read in this thread.

not a good idea to offend someone that's getting ready to stick sharp, pointy instruments in your mouth...****ing bitches.
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ChiTown 06-05-2013 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9730489)
i'm sitting at the dentist office this morning, waiting for my checkup, and the women that work there are discussing this story. so, I drop a couple of the jokes I read in this thread.

not a good idea to offend someone that's getting ready to stick sharp, pointy instruments in your mouth...****ing bitches.
sec

LMAO

Jarni 06-06-2013 08:41 PM

Wow, that's pretty funny. I wish I would have seen this a bit sooner. I wonder how many people had to call in complaints before they took it off the shelf? Better yet, I wonder how many people were actually offended?


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