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Hammock Parties 11-06-2019 09:58 PM

Does Kansas City smell like shit tonight?
 
I just stepped outside my house and it smelled like shit. Thought maybe the sewer was backing up.

Drove ten blocks away. Still smelled of shit. Maybe I had roadkill lodged underneath the car? Nope.

Asked clerk at store if someone reported everywhere smelling of feces. YES.

Got home. Posted on FB.

EVERYWHERE IN KC SMELLS LIKE SHIT APPARENTLY

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...16&oe=5E5D65F0

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Many viewers across the metro have contacted FOX4 Wednesday night asking why it smells so bad outside. Some thought they had maybe stepped in something not so pleasant. <a href="https://t.co/0rTKjnMiDl">https://t.co/0rTKjnMiDl</a></p>&mdash; FOX4 News (@fox4kc) <a href="https://twitter.com/fox4kc/status/1192277290362851333?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">What it smells like in Kansas City right now. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitwinds?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#shitwinds</a> �� <a href="https://t.co/RXMVg3lrWT">pic.twitter.com/RXMVg3lrWT</a></p>&mdash; Jarod Clarke (@jarodclarke) <a href="https://twitter.com/jarodclarke/status/1192286069989003264?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kansas City just got hit with a shit storm. Literally! ����</p>&mdash; Jillian Palan (@Coach_JPalan) <a href="https://twitter.com/Coach_JPalan/status/1192286508075626496?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Overland Park too. Also Westport, according to my daughter. The whole metro area.</p>&mdash; Kind (@overlanderpark) <a href="https://twitter.com/overlanderpark/status/1192272414639611904?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Hammock Parties 11-06-2019 10:00 PM

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Our thoughts: This cold front has a shallow mixing layer (up to 2kft) trapping everything into this shallow part of the atmosphere. The front moved quickly from IA to KC with strong winds which transported in an &quot;agriculture&quot; smell from farms N of here.</p>&mdash; NWS Kansas City (@NWSKansasCity) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSKansasCity/status/1192271121254453249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

lcarus 11-06-2019 10:09 PM

You mean aside from when you're driving down 435 and pass the shit plant by Front Street?

htismaqe 11-06-2019 10:13 PM

Theyíre finishing up the harvest, bro. As soon as the crops are out, itís time to spread nitrogen. You think it smells bad there, try living here.

Fishpicker 11-06-2019 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14579051)
THE ULTIMATE POOP THREAD

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Our thoughts: This cold front has a shallow mixing layer (up to 2kft) trapping everything into this shallow part of the atmosphere. The front moved quickly from IA to KC with strong winds which transported in an &quot;agriculture&quot; smell from farms N of here.</p>&mdash; NWS Kansas City (@NWSKansasCity) <a href="https://twitter.com/NWSKansasCity/status/1192271121254453249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">November 7, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I'm in Manhattan. I smell horse plop on the regular. its probably because K-state is an Ag school

Hammock Parties 11-06-2019 10:16 PM

how do you ****ers live

htismaqe 11-06-2019 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 14579065)
how do you ****ers live

Indoors. Itís also snowing.

Dartgod 11-06-2019 10:19 PM

Weird, I live in Cass county and got home from work a little later than normal. When I got home, my wife said it smelled like sewer earlier.

Titty Meat 11-06-2019 10:44 PM

Lew and I had sum hot steamy anal sex

Rain Man 11-06-2019 10:53 PM

I just checked, and the Raiders aren't coming to town until December. So that blows my theory.

FAX 11-06-2019 11:02 PM

A couple of theories ...

Either someone is stealing the sewer water or the football gods finally just dropped a deuce on the whole town. You know ... Ozymandiasesque.

FAX

BryanBusby 11-06-2019 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 14579081)
Lew and I had sum hot steamy anal sex

Go on.....

Titty Meat 11-06-2019 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BryanBusby (Post 14579096)
Go on.....

He went to Ponderosa and didnt wipe which created an extra lube

Rain Man 11-06-2019 11:18 PM

Maybe a supreme being got bored and decided to switch smells around. My loaf of bread smells like freshly mown grass.

suzzer99 11-06-2019 11:29 PM

Imagine living in Fresno where it smells like shit 24-7. Or as a Fresno resident puts it "Like what?"


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